Blunt Instrument - by John Birmingham
- Seriously, why are we giving Foxtel $30 million?
- Toddies and bacon: the manflu struggle is real
- Cry me a River (Song): Doctor Who brings out the manbabies
- You don't have to drink it to give a XXXX about the brew from Milton
- I've worked my buns off to find Brisbane's best burger joint
- The best man I've ever known has let go of this world
- Spirited Andrew Bolt puts his attackers to shame
- Keep calm and carry that pint away for some peace
- Black lung: The proof we have failed our coal miners
- Twin Peaks' opening notes bring back a forgotten time
- Why I deleted my Facebook and Twitter apps
- Good debt and the Coalition's great budget swindle
- We can do better than a parade and national day of 'Goodonyermate'
- What would science know about making tea?
- John Clarke: Gone to the great farnarkling grommet in the sky
- I, for one, do not welcome our new arachnid overlords
- Only selfish idiots stay to look a cyclone in the eye, and we're fools for watching them
- Teen who braved the crocs for his crush almost made me choke up my spider
- Bibles, beer, two blokes in blue suits and the seven minutes I'll never get back
- Ten years of wielding a blunt instrument
- Don't blame Tinder, blokes are too broke for brothels
- It may be a naff, glorified food court, but Jo-Jo's deserves its place in Brisbane's culinary history
- Old king coal will still be fiddling with his lump as the world burns
- Bernardi watched Trump thump the establishment and learnt nothing
- Trump shuts down borders and Turnbull sits right on the fence
- Going goose-stepping? Roll with the punches
- Outsider Pauline out-trolls Turnbull government to gain Trump invitation
- Ley claims are small change next to Centrelink debt shambles
- Live the good life in 2017 before the world ends
- Naughty or nice ... could it really be that simple?