Want to be a professional footy commentator? Read on ...
Ever wonder how professional TV Footy Commentators can communicate with "irritating raspy shoutyness", then shift effortlessly into a more subtle "irksome raspy yelliness"?
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Danny Katz
Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.
Unaccustomed as I am, I need a wee drop first
The reason why I don't let people get too emotionally close to me is that I'm worried that one day they'll decide to have a big birthday party or milestone celebration and ask me to say a few words.
Waiting for Chad...and coffee fix
My take-away coffee was taking forever.
Swirling buffet of life’s flavours for one’s future
Soup is a mystery to me, it makes no sense, it doesn't even know what it is.
It's the most fun you can have with your clothes (mostly) on
Gut issues or no gut issues, you must book yourself in for a colonoscopy.
Ensnared by a siren and her song of seduction
It was a slow night in front of the TV, but somehow the off-button proved elusive.
Caught in the spell of Mother's Day
It can't be that hard to say "I love you". Can it?
Buying a book for Mum? Beware!
Here's your guild to the latest releases that are sure to have your mother dancing around the house in joy. Maybe.
Jealousy? It's highly under-rated
It's pretty cute when you think about it: "Jelly-sea", like a big sea of jelly.
Perchance to dream, or maybe just sleep
At some point pretty much everyone will try sleeping with someone else. Good luck with that.
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