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Ever wonder how professional TV Footy Commentators can communicate with "irritating raspy shoutyness", then shift effortlessly into a more subtle "irksome raspy yelliness"?
Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.
Ever wonder how professional TV Footy Commentators can communicate with "irritating raspy shoutyness", then shift effortlessly into a more subtle "irksome raspy yelliness"?
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