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21 of the funniest Tweets from January
Haha 2 hours ago
Because a sense of humor is good for your sanity in these tumultuous times.
Reports: Leaked order shows more of Trump's immigration plans
US News 2 minutes ago
A leaked document, according to the Washington Post and Vox, details the administration's possible plans to target legal immigrants who rely on public assistance.
There's no reason you shouldn't be following @TrumpDraws
Haha 21 minutes ago
Amid all the executive order signing, Donald Trump fell into the familiar "politician holding up an easily Photoshop-able object" trap, and thus nonpartisan delight @TrumpDraws was born.

Featured Tweets

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The Milky Way galaxy is being pushed across the universe by a large unseen force, according to new research

Jan 30

We can't believe it...we just hit 100 MILLION streams on !! 100 million thank you's, we love you guys.

Jan 30
12 minutes ago

We may have solved a 40-year-old mystery surrounding the puzzling X-ray bursts in a binary-star system. Details:

Sally Yates has been nominated for JFK Profile in Courage Award

Between a rock and a hard place

Jan 30

Back in the studio. Making album three.

Jan 30

This funny cus I know I didn't say this lmaoooo

Thank you to everyone who's getting the Portugal 🇵🇹 Cover 😊 especially the fans

Princess Diana, 1980s.

Are you smarter than a hedgehog?

It's 2300 GMT and the 2017 January Transfer Window is now CLOSED

JUST IN: Virginia joins list of states suing Trump over travel ban:

Bumped Chrmn of the Joint Chiefs & Dir of Natl Intelligence off the Natl Security Council to make room for this guy

Who is this charming hobo joining me on stage? Find out tonight!

ok but this is so cute 😻😭

I am honored to be a part of the family, just one lady in a long line of generations of women.

WWE
Jan 30

The number 10 spot wasn't gifted or given ... it was earned. And it was awesome.

Jan 30

At home after a month in Australia. Huge thanks to all of you, for your unbelievable support

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