The Canyons (2013)

Actors: Lily Labeau (actress), James Deen (actor), Gus Van Sant (actor), James Deen (producer), Kevin Hindley (miscellaneous crew), Lindsay Lohan (producer), Paul Schrader (director), Lindsay Lohan (actress), Paul W. Hazen (miscellaneous crew), Lauren Schacher (actress), Braxton Pope (producer), Philip Pavel (actor), Nolan Gerard Funk (actor), Bret Easton Ellis (writer), Christian de Gallegos (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: It's not the hills.

1000 Ways to Lie (2010)

Actors: Thom Beers (producer), Victoria De Mare (actress), Thom Beers (director), Guin Dill (miscellaneous crew), Robin Zamora (actor), Deanna Meske (actress), Angela Landis (actress), Kent Kasper (actor), Kiri Stevens (actor), Peter Gilroy (actor), Jesse Lewis IV (actor), Read MacGuirtose (actor), Dale Basescu (actor), Steve Turner (actor), Caleb Pearson (actor),

Genres: Reality-TV,

Keeping Up with the Guptas (2010)

Actors: Roger Narayan (actor), Steve Bernard (miscellaneous crew), Sathya Jesudasson (actress), Viji Nathan (actress), Randall Bacon (actor), Sunny Tripathy (producer), Sunny Tripathy (director), Sunny Tripathy (writer), Sunny Tripathy (actor), Amit Shah (actor), Emily Skinner (actress), Yimmy Yim (actress), Melissa Nemcek (producer), Sahil Punamia (producer), Sahil Punamia (writer),

Plot: In a typical Californian neighborhood sits a very atypical family. The Gupta family, an Indian family of five, making their crazy way as best as any family can. In this episode, the family is introduced. Sunny, a college student with a serious lack of social life, fights ever constantly with his witty and sometimes eccentric mother Veera. Varun, a stern Indian father, demands the best of his children and is willing to use some unconventional means to attain it. Anjali, the baby girl of the clan, tries her best to live a normal teenage life while battling against her cultural expectations. Last and least, Yash is the adopted and maltreated son fighting for love. After their usual daily activities, the family leaves for an Indian party with their aunt Meghan. Hilarity and despair ensues when Veera is jealous of Meghan's new boyfriend, Meghan tries to kill her mother, and the entire party is robbed.

Keywords: mockumentary, pilot, tv
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Can you keep up?

Up Up Down Down (2009)

Actors: Allen Baldwin (editor), Allen Baldwin (actor), Allen Baldwin (writer), Allen Baldwin (producer), Allen Baldwin (director), Erik Moody (actor), Stewart Engesser (actor), Kristina Balbo (actress), Ted Homer (actor), Lucas Pola (editor), Mike Best (actor), David Branch (actor), Jackie Onanist (actor), Isaac Woodbury High (actor), Carolyn Connolly (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Borderland (2007)

Actors: Randall Emmett (producer), Damián Alcázar (actor), Roberto Sosa (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Elisa Salinas (producer), Jeff Rice (producer), George Furla (producer), Mircea Monroe (actress), Rider Strong (actor), Shelley Marie Brown (miscellaneous crew), Rick Rosenthal (miscellaneous crew), Joel Navarro (actor), M. Dal Walton III (producer), David Roberson (miscellaneous crew), Martha Higareda (actress),

Plot: Three college students, Phil, Ed, and Henry take a road trip into Mexico for a week of drinking and carefree fun only to have Phil find himself a captive of a group of satanic Mexican drug smugglers who kill tourists and whom are looking for a group of new ones to prepare for a sacrifice.

Keywords: achilles-tendon-cut, after-dark-horrorfest, amusement-park, arm-cut-off, bag-over-head, bandage, bar, barbecue, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Crime, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: A Sacrifice Will Be Made The Devil's Playground Is Just Around The Corner Inspired by a true story.

Quotes:

Henry: [lites two cigarettes in his mouth and puts one in Ed's mouth,who is sleeping with his mouth open] Rise and shine, faggot! Wharton, motherfucker, Wharton! Whoop-whoop, Wharton!::Ed: [coughing from the cigarette] You're gonna be the first dealer on your block with an MBA.::Henry: Yeah, fuck all that, man. I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals. Human cloning is about to explode, dude. Keep everything offshore, do your marketing on the Internet.::Ed: Promise me you won't clone yourself.::Henry: You know, when you get out of Stanford, man, I could use you on my team. What do you say? Feel like been a rich son of a bitch?::Ed: Is that really the best we can do?::Henry: What? Get rich?::Ed: Yeah.::Henry: We could do worse.

Ulises: Just look at the evidence, that's all I'm asking. look. They robbed a grave last night. They stole a child's body! it's for Santillan's Nganga! they're preparing it for his arrival.::Captain Ramirez: Listen, you asked me to listen to your story. and I have. Forget about your partner. This isn't Mexico City; this isn't even Mexico. This is the border. The border has no memory. Remembering here... gets you killed.

Henry: Welcome to the Turd World brother!

Henry: [in a fake preaching voice] Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!::Phil: Yeah!::Henry: Behave bad!::Phil: Bad!::Henry: Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.::Phil: Tell it, Brother Henry!::Henry: I'm talking real freedom, my friend!::Phil: Real freedom!::Henry: Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.::Phil: Hell, no!::Phil: !Vamonos a la frontera! [Let's go to the border!] Arriba Mexico!::Henry: We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.::Phil: I'm gonna get laid.::Henry: You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.::Phil: Pop!::Ed: Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.::Henry: Worrywart.::Ed: [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms] Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.::Henry: Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.::Ed: Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.::Henry: You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.::Ed: I just wanna chill.::Henry: Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.

Ed: Hola. Una mas cerveza, por favor.::Valeria: 'Fabor'.::Ed: Pardon?::Valeria: 'Fabor'. the V is pronounced like a B. 'Fabor. Cerbeza'.::Ed: Sorry. My Spanish sucks.::Valeria: At least you can order a beer at a strip club.

Drunk Man in Strip Club: Hey, wait a minute. This is for you. $400. But you already know that. I'm talking to you!::Valeria: Let me go! [Valeria slaps him]::Drunk Man in Strip Club: Fucking bitch!::Ed: Why don't you chill, man? She's no pro.::Valeria: It's okay. I can handle it. It's okay.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: This dickless faggot more your type, Valeria?::Valeria: Fuck off, Gilberto.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: You think you have the balls for this girl? I ask you something. You deaf?::Ed: What the fuck's your problem, man?::Ed: [pulls out a knife and cuts Ed] oh shit! [Valeria gets a bat and hits Drunk Man in the head and knocks him out]::Valeria: [Valeria now tends to Ed's wound in the back of the bar] That was pretty stupid. At least now you have a great story to tell your friends.::Ed: What? That I got my ass kicked?::Valeria: No. How you came to the aid of a poor and defenseless woman.::Ed: Yeah, right. If it ever gets boring around here, you could bat cleanup for the Astros.::Valeria: You know, my ex-husband, he hated the fact that I could handle myself.::Ed: Let me guess. That's why he's your ex.::Valeria: I left him and I moved here to Manzanita.::Ed: Can I buy you a drink later?::Valeria: So you're not afraid of strong woman?::Ed: Only if she's not swinging a bat at me.

Goose on the Loose (2006)

Actors: Tom Arnold (actor), William B. Davis (actor), Charles Dennis (writer), Jamie Brown (producer), Joan Plowright (actress), Chevy Chase (actor), Colin Neale (producer), Colin Neale (producer), James Purefoy (actor), Flo Krisko (miscellaneous crew), Neale Joudrie (miscellaneous crew), Greg Lawson (actor), Sheena Ross (miscellaneous crew), Patrice Theroux (producer), Eric Fink (actor),

Plot: A modern day fable, Goose! tells the tale of Randall, a neurotic talking goose, who is kidnapped by Congreve Maddox, the principal of the local elementary school. Maddox plans to fatten up Randall so that he can cook the bird and enter him in a culinary contest in Banff, Canada. But Randall has a savior in eleven-year-old Will Donnelly, a sweet and sensitive boy who stopped speaking after the death of his mother. Will and Randall meet and immediately become best friends - they share a love of butterscotch candies and rude noises. With Randall's help (the goose does consider himself the Sigmund Freud of the goose world), Will begins talking again. Will then becomes determined to prevent his pal from ending up as a side of foie gras. Together with his sister, Emily, and some classmates, Will hatches a plot: They'll kidnap Congreve's mother and arrange a hostage exchange for the goose. When that plan lays a goose egg, Will comes up with an even bolder rescue attempt, enlisting the aid of his beautiful teacher, his dad, and even Congreve's mother. With the stakes high, a wild goose chase ensues with everyone in hot pursuit!

Keywords: animal-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Family,

Unhasped (2003)

Actors: David J. Schow (writer), Judson Pearce Morgan (actor), Chad Fischer (composer), James Ball (actor), Edward McGinty (actor), Blythe Frank (actress), Jon Greenwald (editor), Jon Greenwald (writer), Jon Greenwald (director), Greg Harr (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Family Pictures (1993)

Actors: Philip Saville (director), Sara Holmes (miscellaneous crew), Anjelica Huston (actress), David Fox (actor), Michael Rhoades (actor), Jaap Broeker (miscellaneous crew), Tara Strong (actress), Janet-Laine Green (actress), Dermot Mulroney (actor), Sam Neill (actor), Kyra Sedgwick (actress), Simon Reynolds (actor), Corey Sevier (actor), Les Alexander (producer), Don Enright (producer),

Plot: Nina Eberlin comes home to visit her now-divorced parents and while looking through a collection of pictures taken by her father and herself, she reflects on how the pictures illustrate the nature of families. She begins to tell the story of how her parents discovered their son Randall was autistic and how each reacted to that. Her mother had three more kids, all daughters, "the perfect children." The controversy over that and Randall's treatment pulls the parents apart. It also forces Nina and her older brother Mack to re-evaluate their relationship with each other and each parent.

Keywords: autism, based-on-novel
Genres: Drama,

Bionic Showdown: The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1989)

Actors: Richard Anderson (producer), Josef Sommer (actor), Michael Sloan (writer), Bill Conti (composer), Lee Majors (producer), Lindsay Wagner (actress), Michael Sloan (producer), Michael Sloan (writer), Lee Majors (actor), Richard Anderson (actor), Lawrence Dane (actor), Sandra Bullock (actress), Geraint Wyn Davies (actor), Gene Kraft (miscellaneous crew), Robert Lansing (actor),

Plot: Steve Austin and Jamie Sommers are back. This time Steve is working security at an International Goodwill Games. Oscar goes to his office and is attacked by someone who broke in. Later Steve discovers his security clearance was downgraded. He and Jamie are told of the incident Oscar had and that person knew about OSI security protocols and that person was also bionic. So someone is planning something at the Games. So while Steve and Jamie try to find out. Oscar quits when his nephew was injured and his request that Rudy Wells operate on his is denied. He is later taken captive. Steve then goes to the General and tells him they need to put someone at the games and the best person is Kate, Rudy's latest creation.

Keywords: bionics, helicopter, marriage-proposal, sabotage, sequel, traitor, wheelchair, world-unity-games
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Allan Devlin: What, does a room with this many enemies in it make ya nervous?::Oscar Goldman: You're damn right it does! I didn't spend 30 years behind an OSI desk pushing pencils or shoving pins into Third World hotspots, I was out in the field! I was out in the action...

Jim Castillian: Jim Castillian. That's with two L's [they shake hands]::Jim Goldman: James Goldman. One L.::Jim Castillian: Oh, you're Oscar's nephew. That's right, I heard you were in town. You're training for the games, arent' you?::Jim Goldman: Uh-huh. Runnin' the 400 and the hurdles. Fasted thing on two legs, except of course for Alice Grayson. I never did catch her in four years of college.::Jim Castillian: I used to be an athlete myself.::Jim Goldman: Yeah?::Jim Castillian: Yeah. Not much time for it now, I'm here in the OSI dodging bullets and inner office memos.

Jim Castillian: [about Jaime Sommers] She is looking D.D.G. tonight. [Steve gives him a questioning look] That's drop dead gorgeous.::Steve Austin: Oh.::Jim Castillian: [slaps Steve on the back] Good luck, Big Guy.

Kate Mason: What if I'm not a Jaime Sommers?::Jaime Sommers: Hey, they don't want a clone of me, okay, They couldn't handle it. They've had too many problems with me over the years.

OSI officer: [to Steve Austin] You're not gonna go bionic on me, are ya?

Gen. McAllister: As far as I'm concerned, nobody is snow white. If some foreign power, if some group of terrorists, if some indivudial concern has found out how to build a bionic man or a bionic woman... Just imagine what an army of them would be like...

Jim Goldman: [to himself] Funny stuff, way to go, Jimmy. Really swept her off her nuclear feet.

Jim Castillian: Well, I found Oscar. In the bar at the Watergate hotel.

Oscar Goldman: [Steve and Jaime are trying to take an unwilling Oscar away from a bar] They are cyborgs, would you believe that? And they're trying to kidnap me. I needs some help. Help!::Man in bar: Are you... sure you're his friend?::Jaime Sommers: Oh, absolutely. Listen, don't pay any attention to anything he says, he's very confused. Do I look like a robot to you?

General Dzerinsky: Yes, you have been speaking out rather publically about your former organisation in particular and your country in general.::Oscar Goldman: That doesn't mean that I wanna crawl from one pitt of vipers into another.::General Dzerinsky: That is very good, I must remember it.::Oscar Goldman: Yeah, well, try to remember this! [punches him across the jaw]

Ridin' the Lone Trail (1937)

Actors: S. Roy Luby (editor), Frank Ball (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor), Charles King (actor), Jack Kirk (actor), Lew Meehan (actor), Horace Murphy (actor), Fred Parker (actor), Hal Price (actor), Julian Rivero (actor), Bob Steele (actor), Charles Sullivan (actor), Claire Rochelle (actress), A.W. Hackel (producer),

Plot: A group of road agents are robbing stagecoaches. Bob McArthur arrives to help bring them in and learns that their chief rides a white horse owned by Randall. But when he has the white horse lead him to the gang's hideout, he is captured and the chief tells his men to kill him.

Keywords: hooded-villain, railroad-hand-car, train-robbery
Genres: Western,