Beowulf (2007 film)

Beowulf (2012)

Actors: Noah Evans (writer), Noah Evans (director), Noah Evans (editor), Emanuel Perez (actor), Reggie Radford (actor), Andrew Richards (actor),

Plot: This short film tells the story of Beowulf in his hunt of the Mother of Grendel. From the voyage to the swamp to his travels to the depths of the river, the beast's residence, Beowulf leads onward with unrelenting courage and determination. Or at least this is a comical student film trying to depict the aforementioned.

Genres: Action, Adventure, History, Short,

Disaster Movie (2008)

Actors: Tony Cox (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Cat Stone (miscellaneous crew), Adam M. Stone (miscellaneous crew), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jerry P. Jacobs (producer), Christopher Lennertz (composer), David Born (actor), Kim Kardashian (actress), Jody Blose (miscellaneous crew), Peter Safran (producer), Johnny Rock (actor), Greg Washington (miscellaneous crew), Michelle Lang (actress), Frank Helmer (costume designer),

Plot: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.

Keywords: 40-oz, acoustic-guitar, assassin, bare-chested-male, baseball-bat, belching, big-hair, bikini, birthday-party, black-stereotype
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Not another shallow Hollywood movie. Better get off quick. Al Gore was right. Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed. Mother !@#?*% Nature. Rock on! Destroying the summer... one movie at a time. Prepare to die... laughing. The End Is Coming, August 29

Quotes:

Batman: Hi.::Enchanted Princess: Hi!::Batman: I'm Batman.::Enchanted Princess: [deep voice] I'm Enchanted Princess!

[Will dreams he is a Jumper. He jumps and is impaled by Prince Caspian's sword]::Prince Caspian: It's the guy who ruined Star Wars.

Wolf: [after getting hit in the groin] Ohh! They're so small anyways! From steroids!

Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming!

[repeated line]::Beowulf: I am Beowulf!

[upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner]::Enchanted Princess: And what magical creature are you?::[gets hit by the taxi]

Juney: Time to get this sea monkey plastered.

Will: You're taking Jo-Jo?

Juney: I think my water's gonna break!

McLover: I am McLover! I am McLover!

Ni ming you xi (2008)

Actors: Sandrine Pinna (actress), Ilja Coric (composer), Lung-Zin Chi (producer), John Hsu (editor), John Hsu (writer), John Hsu (director), Wei-min Ying (actor), Chin King (actor), Justine Ji (actress), Dan-Chi Huang (miscellaneous crew), Duff Chung-Pu Hsiao (writer), Shu-Feng Guo (editor), Fox Hsu (actor),

Plot: A hacker named Intoxicant is threatening to destroy a famous internet forum. While people are gathering in the system and expecting something to happen, six different users begins to suspect each other. When the countdown of annihilation begins, the chaos between trust and truth is about to grow.

Keywords: afk-players, asian, forum, hack, independent-film, internet, intoxicant, post-modern, student-film, surrealism
Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Short, Thriller,

Grendel (2007)

Actors: T.J. Sakasegawa (producer), Atanas Srebrev (actor), Cherise Honey (miscellaneous crew), John Cappilla (producer), Kristina Kambitova (miscellaneous crew), Jeffery Beach (producer), Mario Georgiev (miscellaneous crew), Marina Sirtis (actress), Ben Cross (actor), Phillip J. Roth (producer), Assen Blatechki (actor), George Zlatarev (actor), Milena Karova (miscellaneous crew), Nathan Furst (composer), Harry Anichkin (actor),

Plot: King Higlack of the Gauths entrusts prince Finn and a fire ball weapon to his champion, slayer Beowulf. They lead twelve men on a mission to help king Hrothgar of the Danes, whose once glorious realm is terrorized by the undefeated monster Grendel. The task is made more difficult as Hrothgar kept gruesome secrets.

Keywords: beowulf, character-name-in-title, crossbow, destiny, father-figure, fight, fire, monster, one-word-title, part-computer-animated
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: An Unstoppable Monster Held A Kingdom Hostage. A Hero Set it Free.

Beowulf & Grendel (2005)

Actors: James D. Stern (producer), Cynthia Amsden (miscellaneous crew), Gary Hamilton (producer), Jason Piette (producer), Stellan Skarsgård (actor), Jeff Warren (editor), Michael Cowan (producer), Ingvar Eggert Sigurðsson (actor), Tony Curran (actor), Friðrik Þór Friðriksson (producer), Gerard Butler (actor), Eddie Marsan (actor), Sarah Polley (actress), Mel Churcher (miscellaneous crew), Alex Marshall (producer),

Plot: The blood-soaked tale of a Norse warrior's battle against the great and murderous troll, Grendel. Out of allegiance to the King Hrothgar, the much respected Lord of the Danes, Beowulf leads a troop of warriors across the sea to rid a village of the marauding monster. The monster, Grendel, is not a creature of mythic powers, but one of flesh and blood - immense flesh and raging blood, driven by a vengeance from being wronged, while Beowulf, a victorious soldier in his own right, has become increasingly troubled by the hero-myth rising up around his exploits. Beowulf's willingness to kill on behalf of Hrothgar wavers when it becomes clear that the King is more responsible for the troll's rampages than was first apparent. As a soldier, Beowulf is unaccustomed to hesitating. His relationship with the mesmerizing witch, Selma, creates deeper confusion. Swinging his sword at a great, stinking beast is no longer such a simple act. The story is set in barbarous Northern Europe where the reign of the many-gods is giving way to one - the southern invader, Christ. Beowulf is a man caught between sides in this great shift, his simple code transforming and falling apart before his eyes. Vengeance, loyalty and mercy powerfully entwine. A story of blood and beer and sweat, which strips away the mask of the hero-myth, leaving a raw and tangled tale.

Keywords: 500s, 6th-century, ampersand-in-title, arm-cut-off, axe, axe-fight, based-on-legend, based-on-poem, battle, battle-axe
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Hero. The Monster. The Myth. Heads Will Roll Beneath The Legend Lies The Tale.

Quotes:

King Hygelac: Find Hondscioh a wife, my sheep have had enough!

Beowulf: [kneels] Sleep, Grendel.

Beowulf: I'm Beowulf.

Beowulf: Leave here troll, or stay and meet your doom!

Brendan the Celt: I'm told you're the Danes' king.::King Hrothgar: Celt, you're a ways from home.::Brendan the Celt: I am. But safe with the sword of Christ.::King Hrothgar: Christ, eh? Heard of him. You ever have much luck with trolls?::Brendan the Celt: I'm of the thought they never cross paths. But if you're willing to bow before Christ you shall feel the blessing of his great strength.::King Hrothgar: My gods don't ask me to bow.::Brendan the Celt: And nor should they dare if they won't protect you. To face God's foes is an honor. I've come to drive this evil out.::King Hrothgar: [laughts] With a stick?::Brendan the Celt: With the fire of Heaven!::King Hrothgar: Well, if your heaven's on fire you'd better look to that.::Brendan the Celt: You leave me on a dish for the troll then. Leave me! And if I don't see man's dawn, I shall see God's! I shall see God! [drools and collapses]

Beowulf: Has this thing, this troll, killed any children?::King Hrothgar: No.::Beowulf: Women? [Hrothgar shakes his head] Old men?::King Hrothgar: What are you saying? That he fights with a clean heart? He kills the strongest first. He shows us he can kill the strongest. Who cares if he spares the children? They'll die anyway without fathers.::Beowulf: My wits still war with how this all began.::King Hrothgar: Hate for the mead hall. I can only guess. The night we finished it the foul creep came.::Beowulf: So, nothing was done to the troll itself?::King Hrothgar: Oh, Beowulf, it's a fucking troll! Maybe someone looked at it the wrong way.::Beowulf: Some Dane?::King Hrothgar: ...I never begged anyone to come here. Take on our fight. I don't hold you here.::Beowulf: I know you don't.::King Hrothgar: Then don't sour my heart with talk about why a troll does what a fucking troll does!

Brendan the Celt: Wise king, you must know of the name of Clovis.::King Hrothgar: The Frank?::Brendan the Celt: The Frank. Yes, yes, the Frank. The Christian sword of a land ten times what the Danes hold dear.::Beowulf: He's dead.::Brendan the Celt: Yes, ten years now. But not before he saw God's grace. The Visigoths of Aquitaine, the Romans under Syagrius, the Burgundians, Alamannians all fell before him, and all because he had God's ear.::King Hrothgar: As I recall, he also had a thousand swords, neighbors soft on wine and pork, and no ice on his rivers...::Beowulf: And no fucking trolls.::King Hrothgar: And no fucking trolls!

Thorkel: The Celt says that Jesus Christ never sleeps, that he walks amongst us.::Beowulf: Oh, that's all we need, a god gone mad from lack of sleep.

Beowulf: [on arriving] I'm sorry, we didn't mean to wake you::King Hrothgar: Wake me? I'm a grief-crippled king half drunk in the middle of the afternoon, what is there to wake?

King Hrothgar: You ever worry about that? Heaven?::Beowulf: I'm thinking I'll likely go where I'm sent.

Blade of the King Concept Film (2005)

Actors: Jason Konopisos (actor), Dan Eggleston (actor), Karrie Cox (actress), Michael Sorrells (actor), Adrian Quinonez (actor), Adam Wojtek Joyce (actor), Andrea VanEpps (actress), Joe Basquez (composer), Robin Blesch (producer), Hanna Hardin (actress), Mark Sickle (producer), Adam Joyce (actor), William Blesch (director), Dave Winfrey Jr. (actor), William Blesch (producer),

Plot: In the 10th century, an ancient evil rises up and turns its wrath on the people of Geatland. One of Geatlands sons and greatest warriors must rise up to the challenge. This warrior will face his own personal demons in order to face the evil that threatens his people. It is the classic struggle of Man versus Monster... Good versus Evil... that became the legend of Beowulf.... and his Blade of the King!

Keywords: beowulf, title-in-title
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Short,

Beowulf (1999)

Actors: Cornelia Stefan (miscellaneous crew), Donald Kushner (producer), Peter Locke (producer), Christopher Lambert (actor), Götz Otto (actor), Charles Robinson (actor), Lawrence Kasanoff (producer), Oliver Cotton (actor), Roger Sloman (actor), Sanja Milkovic Hays (costume designer), Harlan Freedman (miscellaneous crew), Sharon Harel (producer), Patricia Velasquez (actress), Gregory Cascante (producer), Gregory Cascante (producer),

Plot: This post-apocalyptic future story is based on the 8th century Saxon epic poem about the knight who battled a monster in a medieval castle. In this story, Beowulf is a wanderer who learns about a man-eating creature called Grendel which comes in the night to devour warriors trapped at the Outpost. The Outpost is ruled by Hrothgar. He has a daughter, whose husband may have been murdered by the Outpost's master of arms.

Keywords: acrobat, acrobatics, action-hero, adventure-hero, anti-hero, based-on-legend, based-on-novel, based-on-poem, battle, battlefield
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Unleash your dark side.

Quotes:

Beowulf: I must fight the evil to keep from becoming evil.

Beowulf: You were right. It was your magic that brought me here.::Kyra: And it will be my magic that brings you back.

Beowulf: You don't have to be good all the time. Just when it matters.

Will the Weapons Master: Only a fool would want to come to this damn place.::Beowulf: Unless he was already damned.

Beowulf: [to Grendel] I'm like you. I'm one of the damned.

Will: You know Carl, with all the cool ways to die around here, I'd rather not go by heart-attack.

Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?::Will: It was...it was ugly, man.

Kyra: You should be dead.::Beowulf: Many times.

Hrothgar: It came in broad daylight!::Beowulf: It's tiring of the game. It wants it done.

Kyra: A guest; how unlikely.

The Male Swagger (1999)

Actors: Frank Zappa (actor), Alex Trebek (actor), Ben Mercer (actor), Darius Safavi (writer), Darius Safavi (actor), Darius Safavi (director), Darius Safavi (actor), Darius Safavi (producer), Michelle Vick (actress), Michelle Vick (actress), Michelle Vick (producer), Domenick Iacovo (producer), Domenick Iacovo (actor), Zack Tuck (actor), Domenick Iacovo (actor),

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Animated Epics: Beowulf (1998)

Actors: Timothy West (actor), Joseph Fiennes (actor), Derek Jacobi (actor), Michael Sheen (actor), John Castle (actor), James Greene (actor), Michael Feast (actor), Nicholas Woodeson (actor), Robert Blythe (actor), Anna Calder-Marshall (actress), Martin Lamb (miscellaneous crew), Wayne Forester (actor), Penélope Middleboe (miscellaneous crew), Anonymous (writer), Venetia Hawkes (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Animation, Family, Short,