Drew Monson

Just case the dogs see this: Guys, I'm sorry. I will give you bacon. Idk how to make bacon but I can remove some from a Wendys burger. Bye

Just apologized to some dogs who were barking at me. I don't know what I did but they seemed really mad

I honestly am feeling very lost today and don't know what else to do besides attempt to make funny sentences on the internet

I have absolutely no idea who I am or what I'm doing in life but luckily neither of those things are required for cookie purchases

At least 3 of my emotional issues are cute

Sad people look out for one another kinda like smokers but instead of sharing lighters we send each other pictures of dogs

Basically everyone who is sad right now on Saturday night is a Bad Boy and to me that's Cool as Hell

Weekends are supposed to be happy so being sad on the weekend is technically a very rebellious and punk thing to do

Dating someone with rich parents is a great way to convince yourself that you're having amazing sex

Why do rich kids' parents always kinda seem like they wanna fuck u in their giant snack pantry

Starting today if anyone questions my actions in life I will simply look at them and say "because we all just a wanna be big rockstars"

I have a few pairs of jeans that I really love and care about. More than my son, even

I'm uploading a video very soon. Do u like it