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@SimonMaloy

Political writer for Salon.

Just outside the Beltway
加入于2010年11月

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  1. Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

  2. yep, still

  3. JIMMY STEWART IN CORMAC McCARTHY'S "THE ROAD": "Now now me & my boy here are just, just tryna get to the ocean, nothing FAncy or or special"

  4. Had a rough day today, but at least I didn't get in an argument with a Holocaust museum.

  5. big shout out to the passed-out dude on Metro North who periodically wakes himself up by snoring so violently his soft palate implodes

  6. I will bet anyone a bazillion dollars that the 2020 election will not turn on Jews defecting from Democrats because of a UN vote in 2016.

  7. upon further review, this may just be the bizarre Trumpian syntax which allows single words to serve as complete sentences

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    . tying yourself directly to movements in specific economic indicators is a good and smart thing that won't backfire ever

  10. this is my only correct tweet

  11. ice hockey: the one good sport

  12. perhaps I should leave

  13. at the Garden for a Ranger game for the first time in [checks watch] two decades

  14. [logs into twitter] dammit not again [reads content] well crap Carrie Fisher died

  15. the current president was deemed a raging narcissist because the stage at his convention speech was a little much

  16. a festive, pants-free Boxing Day

  17. ah, the traditional post-Christmas ham sweats

  18. Christmas Day and I am still getting owned online with no discernible abatement of savagery

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