Le Squatch: Master Criminal 2.0 (2014)

Actors: William Craft (writer), William Craft (producer), William Craft (director), William Craft (editor), William Craft (actor), William Craft (actor), TJ Martin (actor), Jason Devries (writer), Jason Devries (actor), Jason Devries (actor), Jason Devries (producer), Jason Devries (director), Charles Hummel (actor), Charles Hummel (actor), Charles Hummel (actor),

Plot: This is a retelling of the familiar batman story as a parody while referencing pop culture and using parodies of other films to tell the story. The Fatbat is captured and crime grows out of control. The fatbat returns and finds Gotham City is a mess Alfred is addicted to crack, Robin has turned the crime, Batchick was shot and left for dead years earlier James Gordon has been murdered, the mayor doesn't want his help. He must fight Le Squatch,but do it without the help has has always had, his only ally is Victoria Gordon, The new Police Commissioner. The Bat will fight on but can he defeat the criminals that include, Le Squatch, Catwoman, the Joker, Harley Quinn, Black Mask, Ma Parker, Bain, Salvatore Corleone and many more.

Keywords: batman, sasquatch
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The Bat is Back Sometimes a man needs to become something greater than himself

Superman/Batman: When Clark Met Bruce (2012)

Actors: Jeph Loeb (writer), George Shaw (composer), Benjamin Williams (editor), Benjamin Williams (producer), Benjamin Williams (writer), Benjamin Williams (director), Blake Jones (actor), Max Ruether (actor), Carlos Gutiérrez (producer), Heather Marie Heaton (costume designer), Valente Reynoso (actor), Germán Campoy (actor),

Genres: Short,

Justice League: Doom (2012)

Actors: Tim Daly (actor), Michael Rosenbaum (actor), Phil Morris (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Jim Meskimen (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Nathan Fillion (actor), Brian George (actor), Carl Lumbly (actor), Carl Lumbly (actor), Bruce W. Timm (actor),

Plot: The Justice League are a team of great power, but also of personal secrets they thought safe. That changes when the immortal supervillain, Vandal Savage, has Batman's Batcave secretly raided to learn them all and more. Soon, the Leaguers are individually beset by their enemies who attack them with inescapable death traps specifically designed with that information. With that, all seems lost until an indomitable Knight and a young Titan combine to deliver salvation even as Savage uses the opportunity to implement a far grander scheme.

Keywords: action-hero, action-heroine, action-violence, based-on-comic-book, brunette, cape, cartoon-violence, dc-comics, fight, flying
Genres: Action, Animation, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The end of justice.

Quotes:

King: No way Batman came here alone.::Jack: What, I'm supposed to be worried about Robin?

Green Lantern: That's three you owe me.::Batman: We keeping score?::Green Lantern: Not literally.::Batman: Because if we are, it's 8 to 7, my favor.

The Flash: Batman, you okay?::Batman: I'll live.::Superman: So will Ace, apparently.::Martian Manhunter: He's still a little embarrassed from last time.::Superman: He sucker-punched me.

The Flash: Found him.::Batman: You fast enough to go in there and knock him out before he glances in your general direction?::The Flash: We could just wait until his eye laser runs out of power.::Batman: Flank him. I'll make sure he stays inside until you get there.::The Flash: That will work too.

Green Lantern: All right, now come the warning shots. Give up? Please say no.::Ten: You'll never catch me, Lantern.::Green Lantern: Lots of women say that.

Alfred Pennyworth: Late night playing cards, Master Bruce?::Batman: Something like that. How did you know?::Alfred Pennyworth: [picks out a card from the driver seat] I believe tradition for hiding these up one's sleeve.::Batman: Was that sarcasm, Alfred?::Alfred Pennyworth: Mild teasing, at best. I'm being uncharacteristically gentle with you mainly because you're bleeding all over my nice clean floor.::Batman: Not going to let me go to work.::Alfred Pennyworth: That is correct, Master Bruce. Not until you've had proper medical attention...::Batman: Fine.::Alfred Pennyworth: ...food, and a minimum of eight hours bed rest.::Batman: Let's get this over with.::Alfred Pennyworth: I made chicken soup. You can eat while you brood and I'll put in your stitches myself. It will be delightful, I'm sure.::Batman: All right.::Alfred Pennyworth: By the way, the part about the stitches? That would be sarcasm.

Bane: When we fought before, I broke the bat. Today, I break the man.

Star Sapphire: [as Carol] She sort of looks like me, doesn't she?::Green Lantern: Carol?::Star Sapphire: Yes. Her name was Carol too. She's beautiful, of course, and she has dark hair like mine. And the stench of your failure hanging over her.::Green Lantern: I didn't mean...::Star Sapphire: You didn't mean to get all those people killed? You didn't mean to betray me, drive me into becoming this?::[changes into Star Sapphire]::Star Sapphire: What didn't you mean, Hal?::Green Lantern: I don't know. I'm...::Star Sapphire: Afraid? Afraid that you don't deserve to have so much power? That nobody does?::Green Lantern: Yes. I don't deserve this.::Star Sapphire: Then I hope you have the decency to do what's right and suffer for your many sins.

Henry Ackerdson: [shoots Superman] Kryptonite bullet.::[turns into Metallo, opens up his metal chest]::Metallo: Kryptonite heart.

Bane: Hello, Bruce. Sorry I couldn't be there for this, but I have a rather large check to pick up. Payment for dealing with you. Oh, you were concerned about where I put your parents. Don't be. They're very close. Rest in peace.

Le Squatch: Master Criminal (2011)

Actors: William Craft (writer), William Craft (director), William Craft (editor), William Craft (actor), William Craft (actor), Jason Devries (actor), Charles Hummel (actor), Marvin Balgoyen (actor), Michael White (actor), Marvin Balgoyen (actor), Michael White (actor), Michael White (director), Steven Rasmussen (actor), Kyle Mead (actor), Scott Strickland (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A man needs to become something greater than himself A hero will rise, as long as he can take the elevator

Quotes:

Bruce Wayne: Where is Dick, I need dick!::Arrogant Doctor: That makes two of us!

Victoria Gordon: My father told me about Gotham City back then, it was just turning around and then the Fatbat disappeared just when we needed him most.::Rebecca Dent: Do you ever think about the bizarre criminals we have here, Penguins and diabolical scientists with ice fetishes, Guys who leave naval themed riddles? This is a really bizarre place.::Victoria Gordon: Sometimes I wish I worked in New York or LA, they have gangs and crime and all, but not once have they ever called a city council meeting and had to explain, why a woman in cat ears and a Halloween mask was robbing the cities elite of their jewels.::Rebecca Dent: Or had to explain, why a criminal who called himself the Dickhead served four terms as mayor and in reality it was just a long term plan to build a tunnel to Gotham Mint and steal the plates so he could open up his own counterfeiting ring::Victoria Gordon: Or explain to new recruits that a seven foot sasquatch was terrorizing the city along with a guy in Clown makeup who talks about Lucifer dancing in moonlight.::Rebecca Dent: My Cousin works in Metropolis just be happy you never had to deal with General Zod. Can you imagine going to city council and saying an isometric cube from the other side of the galaxy just released three galactic criminals and Superman is busy trying to find himself.::Victoria Gordon: My Sister is an investment banker in New York, they have a problem with genetically mutated spiders biting people. I guess the grass is always greener.

The Fat bat: Hope had left, Dick I was counting on you. While you were having this moral crisis I was held prisoner, forced to watch Yes Dear and being read twilight novels while Rosie O'Donnell and Bruce Vilanch pole danced to "What if God as one of us". Every night they played spin doctors... The Spin doctors for christs sake their lead singer looks like Carrot Top and then the greatest sin Hootie and the Blow fish.

Batman: Year One (2011)

Actors: Grey DeLisle (actress), Fred Tatasciore (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), Bruce W. Timm (actor), Steve Blum (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Bryan Cranston (actor), Nick Jameson (actor), Steve Blum (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jon Polito (actor), Alex Rocco (actor), Grey DeLisle (actress),

Plot: Two men come to Gotham City: Bruce Wayne after years abroad feeding his lifelong obsession for justice and Jim Gordon after being too honest a cop with the wrong people elsewhere. After learning painful lessons about the city's corruption on its streets and police department respectively, this pair learn how to fight back their own way. With that, Gotham's evildoers from top to bottom are terrorized by the mysterious Batman and the equally heroic Gordon is assigned to catch him by comrades who both hate and fear him themselves. In the ensuing manhunt, both find much in common as the seeds of an unexpected friendship are laid with additional friends and rivals helping to start the legend.

Keywords: 1980s, adultery, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, bat, beast-behind-the-mask, blackmail, blood, bribery, brooding-hero
Genres: Action, Animation, Crime,
Taglines: A merciless crime - turns a man into an outlaw.

Quotes:

Batman: [to Jefferson Skeevers] You can never escape me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it with someone like you.

Batman: Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure.

Batman: [Batman invades a dinner party of Gotham City's criminal elite and their corrupted government officials who thought the new superhero would never bother them] Ladies, gentlemen, you've eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. But your feast is nearly over. From this moment on, none of you are safe.

[first lines]::Bruce Wayne: Gotham City. Clean shafts of concrete and snowy rooftops. The work of men who died generations ago. From here, it looks like an achievement. From here, you can't see the enemy.

Bruce Wayne: I've tried to be patient. I've tried to wait. But I have to know. How, Father? How do I do it? What do I use to make them afraid? If I ring the bell, Alfred will come. Another of your gifts, Father. But I'd rather die than wait another hour. I've already waited 18 years. Eighteen years since all sense left my life.::[a bat crashes through his window, lands on his father's sculpture]::Bruce Wayne: Yes, Father.

Driver: Mr. Falcone, your Rolls, it's gone.::Carmine Falcone: He took it. Said it's in the river. Thinks he's a damn Robin Hood. He dies.

Barbara Gordon: [about Bruce Wayne] He's a pig.::Jim Gordon: He's acting like one. Anyone who'd wear a cape and hurt criminals might go far to keep his secrets.::Barbara Gordon: Or he really is a sleazy, womanizing scumbag.

Jim Gordon: [about Detective Flass] He's got a Green Beret's training. He knows how to use his size too. Don't do a damn thing. Be sure of your facts before you bring down another cop. Just watch him. Memorize every move. For future references.

Batman: The Abridgimated One-Shot (2011)

Actors: Ben Creighton (actor), Ben Creighton (actor), Ben Creighton (actor), Ben Creighton (actor), Ben Creighton (actor), Ben Creighton (writer), Ben Creighton (director), Ben Creighton (editor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Musical,

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

Actors: Tara Strong (actress), Alan Burnett (producer), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Michael E. Uslan (producer), Tom Kenny (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Bob Kane (writer), Bram Stoker (writer), Neil Ross (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Peter Stormare (actor), Thomas Chase (composer), Renee Toporzysek (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin Melniker (producer), Rino Romano (actor),

Plot: Gotham City is terrorized not only by recent escapees Joker and Penguin, but by the original creature of the night, Dracula! Can Batman stop the ruthless vampire before he turns everyone in the city, including The Caped Crusader, Joker and Penguin, into his mindless minions?

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, action-violence, asylum, based-on-comic-book, bat, black-comedy, blood, blood-bank, butler
Genres: Action, Animation, Horror, Thriller,

Quotes:

Alfred Pennyworth: [to Dracula, aiming the vaccine] Bite this.

The Joker: [a vampire, starved of blood] I thought you cared!::Batman: Believe me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.::The Joker: Then FEED ME!::[Spies a cockroach, and speedily gobbles it up]::The Joker: Got ketchup?

Alfred Pennyworth: [about Dracula's withered head] I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir.

Oswald Cobblepot: [Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of blood at dusk] Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed.

Oswald Cobblepot: [to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale] Oh, the girl... you HAVE been the grave for a while, haven't you, master? [Eyes her neck] Nice jugulars!

The Joker: [to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula] You're the second batman I've met tonight, and you're both a pain in the neck.

The Penguin: [getting arrested] It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin' fangs!

The Joker: Joker's back from the grave!::The Penguin: Yeah, a lot of that going around.

The Joker: Batsy, you complete me.

Dracula: Go ahead and run! You cannot escape me, Batman! I am evil incarnate! I am the Prince of...::[He floats up and sees Batman standing in front of the sunlight machine]::Dracula: ...Darkness?::Batman: Rise and shine.::[triggers the machine, and blasts Dracula with artificial sunlight]

Batman (1943)

Actors: William Austin (actor), Gus Glassmire (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), George Chesebro (actor), Lynton Brent (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), Robert Fiske (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Jerry Frank (actor), Terry Frost (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Karl Hackett (actor),

Plot: In his first screen appearance, the Caped Crusader of Gotham City (belying the lethargic facade of his alter ego Bruce Wayne) battles Dr. Daka, Japanese mastermind of a wartime espionage-sabotage group. Daka has a radium-powered death ray that pulverizes walls, a classic alligator pit to dispose of enemies, and can turn men into electronic zombies who do his bidding and transmit video signals to Daka's lab! Batman has no Batmobile, but there are bats in the Bat Cave...

Keywords: 1940s, acid, action-hero, aircraft-factory, airplane, alligator, alligator-pit, armored-car, based-on-comic-book, bat
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: A HUNDRED TIMES MORE THRILLING ON THE SCREEN! (original 1943 one-sheet posters) THE NATION'S FAVORITE COMIC-BOOK HERO IN NEW HAIR-RAISING ADVENTURE SERIAL!...with daring young Robin, the Boy Wonder (original 1943 posters) NOW a thrilling exciting chapter play!..Based on the Batman Comic Magazine Feature appearing in Detective Comics and Batman Magazine (original 1943 posters) THE MIGHTY BATMAN - Now In The Mightiest Of Serials! The thrilling he-American hero in his hair-raising exploits...pulse-pounding adventures! (original 1943 insert posters) HE MOVE LIKE A FLASH! HE RIDES LIKE THE WIND! HE CAN PUNCH LIKE A BATTERING RAM!..THe mighty red-blooded American-hero comes to thrilling life in new adventure serial! (original 1943 poster)

Quotes:

Alfred Pennyworth: How many did I kill?::Bruce Wayne: Seven.::Alfred Pennyworth: But there were only four of the ruffians.::Richard Grayson: You killed three of them twice.::Alfred Pennyworth: Where are the bodies?::Bruce Wayne: We threw them out the window.

[upon seeing Dr. Daka]::Linda Page: A Jap!

Narrator: This was part of a foreign land, transplanted bodily to America and known as Little Tokyo. Since a wise government rounded up the immoral hoods, it has become virtually a ghost street, where only one business survives, eking out a precarious existence on the dimes of curiosity-seekers.

Linda Page: You think we can catch them?::Bruce Wayne: Sure, I just hope we catch them before a speed cop catches us.

Bruce Wayne: Maybe you should go back to the hospital and wait for your uncle to call.::Linda Page: I'd like to find out what's going on.::Bruce Wayne: I'd like to find out how he did that disappearing act. I'd like to try that when the creditors come after me.

Alfred Pennyworth: [on the phone] Get me Scotland Yard... I mean get me the police... get me anybody, I'm being murdered!

Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: If you cooperate with us, you will share in the glorious victories soon to be ours.::Martin Warren: And if I refuse?::Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: You have no choice but to accept. You will work with us or be compelled to work for us. Therefore it should be very plain to you that you should be willing to help serve my glorious emporer.::Martin Warren: Listen, Daka, or whatever your name is, I owe my allegience to no country or order but my own. I am an American first and always, and no amount of torture conceived by your twisted Oriental brain will make me change my mind.

Ken Colton [Chs. 6-9]: [pointing out his derringer] That's my little black widow. It's only got two bites, but both of them are fatal.

Henchman Foster [Chs. 1-4]: [holding a gun on Daka] Now, are you going to open that door and let me out or would you like a quick visit to your ancestors?::Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: But of course, Foster.::Henchman Foster [Chs. 1-4]: [with contempt] That's the kind of answer that fits the color of your skin.

Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: [after feeding his pet crocodiles] That's just an appetizer. The main course will be served when Bruce Wayne gets here.