Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their repertoire? Download and print this free printable Joke sheet with 15 Knock Knock jokes for kids and get your little comedian cracking the funnies.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I Love
I Love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No! Cows go Moo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow great yodelling!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
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