Ahead of the national Television Awards Deborah Ross gives hands out her own awards. And yes, Poldark and Tom Hiddleston's behind are part of the celebrations!
EVENT COLUMNISTS
- PIERS MORGAN: 'You're a mad, bonkers genius,' I told Heston. He beamed delightedly Heston drew me Einstein-esque diagrams...
- CHRIS EVANS: It's the long-awaited successor to Honda's legendary Nineties supercar... can it possibly live up to the hype? In your dreams
- DEBORAH ROSS: They think it's all over. I wish it was... Tina And Bobby is the story of that Sixties golden couple, Tina and Bobby Moore
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TOM PARKER BOWLES ON FOOD
Eat to the beat: He used to be the drummer in a band ...no wonder this chef's kitchen rocks!
Sex, Drugs And Sausage Rolls. As cookbook titles go, it sure beats Lean In 15. But rather than mere natty pun, it accurately describes the career of author Graham Garrett, a man who swapped the bish-bash of drumsticks for the clitter-clatter of pots and pans. He played with the likes of Dumb Blondes and Ya Ya before throwing off the sweaty singlet and climbing into pristine whites. And, after training under the likes of Nico Ladenis and Richard Corrigan, he opened The West House in Biddenden, Kent. ...read
OLLY SMITH ON WINE
The grapes of froth: Lambrusco is back. But don't panic - some of these sparkling Italian reds are irresistible
You really do get what you pay for with Lambrusco, but there are bottles for about a tenner that are well worth popping, such as my pick from The Wine Society below. ...read
TECH
A wiley way to save £400: The Wileyfox Swift 2 X does everything you need and won't give you a heart attack if you drop it in the sink
For the 20-odd apps most of us use on our phones, the processor is perfectly decent, and the 5.5in HD screen is bright and sharp. It won't do the tiny lettering you get on posher handsets, but is being able to read things in four-point type really worth 400 quid? ...read
CHRIS EVANS ON CARS
It's the long-awaited successor to Honda's legendary Nineties supercar... can it possibly live up to the hype? In your dreams
This car is merely one of an already well-established, ever-expanding, ever-improving supercar flock, no longer worthy of a judges' special commendation for being something really special. All the glossy car mag boys seem reluctant to tell this story like it is. The Emperor's New Clothes comes to mind. It's like they are paying vicarious deference at the altar of Honda because of the true icon that came first. ...read
PIERS MORGAN: MY LIFE & OTHER CELEBRITIES
'You're a mad, bonkers genius,' I told Heston. He beamed delightedly
Heston asked a waitress for a notepad and pen and frenziedly drew me page after page of Einstein-esque diagrams to explain the incredibly complex way human senses work. Over the main course, he performed an experiment that involved him staring with varying intensity into my eyes as I drank wine or ate food, to test my reactions. It all genuinely tasted different each time, a bizarre but thrilling experience. ...read
LAST WEEK'S EVENT
The BBC treated Only Fools and Horses stars as 'poor relations', claims Del Boy David Jason as he reveals why he's returned to our screens at 76
Del Boy (bottom and top right), Pop Larkin, G-g-Granville - David Jason (left) is pure TV gold and now he's back, aged 76, in Still Open All Hours. He is celebrating the return of the show - the sequel to the comedy in which he first made his name alongside the late Ronnie Barker in the Seventies - following a successful one-off festive special. And it turns out that it was Jason who suggested the BBC revive the show in the first place. ...read
How DID photographer Harry Benson get Donald Trump to look like a million dollars and make monkeys out of The Beatles? By being the original... Flash Harry
Harry Benson's life is under the spotlight thanks to a new documentary, Harry Benson: Shoot First. Today, sitting in his apartment in New York, the octagenarian father-of-two (bottom right) marvels at his life. Benson had been written off as a youngster, having left school at 13. But he went on to prove his teachers and zoologist father wrong, photographing the Queen, Michael Jackson, model Kate Moss (left) and every American President since the Sixties. He photographed Donald Trump in Atlantic City in 1990 and wanted him to be holding money (top right). ...read