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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Nov 2016

    Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year."

    458 replies 56,788 retweets 133,164 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    OH MY GOD THIS MAKES SENSE

    the book changed to reflect the alt timeline he created. remember Marty's photo and the newspaper and docs grave?
    1 reply 18 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    The alternate 1985 society where Biff runs everything is so different. At some point that has to butterfly effect into the sports world.

    how could his success impact the games?
    2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    I've been thinking about this since I was 10 somebody help.

    How long after Biff got the almanac would his success take to impact the outcome of the games rendering the almanac useless? ?
    8 replies 3 retweets 21 likes
  5. 5 hours ago

    How long after Biff got the almanac would his success take to impact the outcome of the games rendering the almanac useless? ?

    8 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
  6. 8 hours ago

    Yo millennials are biting your shit.

    Bruce invites teenager on stage who steals the show
    2 retweets 26 likes
  7. 8 hours ago

    Let's boycott Presidents Day by not buying any mattresses tomorrow.

    5 replies 49 retweets 228 likes
  8. 12 hours ago

    I still think a lot about the hilarious Harris Wittels. Such a brilliant comic mind, such a great guy. What a damn shame he died so young.

    Our favorite Harris Wittels podcast appearances
    3 replies 17 retweets 128 likes
  9. Feb 17

    TRUMP: That looks like a relaxing weekend you're having...would be a shame if something were to... (hovers thumb over send) happen to it.

    33 retweets 175 likes
  10. Feb 18

    ME: So, I guess you could say Alexander Graham Bell was the original "new phone who dis". STUDENTS: ...when's our real teacher coming back?

    24 retweets 231 likes
  11. Feb 18

    Saying "my wife" like Borat ironically is the new saying "my wife" like Borat sincerely.

    6 retweets 40 likes
  12. Feb 18

    The only Milo I trust.

    2 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
  13. Feb 18

    INT. HEAVEN DAY LINCOLN: He tweeted what!?

    Will be having many meetings this weekend at The Southern White House. Big 5:00 P.M. speech in Melbourne, Florida. A lot to talk about!
    6 retweets 37 likes
  14. Feb 18

    me on Twitter vs me on LinkedIn

    2 replies 55 retweets 354 likes
  15. Feb 17

    Our government is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen.

    1,008 replies 17,305 retweets 58,896 likes
  16. Feb 18

    America feels like the second half of a Zelda game.

    5 replies 22 retweets 93 likes
  17. Feb 17

    Stop asking people to retweet you as a form of protest it's self serving and lame. Retweet if you agree!

    5 replies 54 retweets 256 likes
  18. Feb 17

    TRUMP: That looks like a relaxing weekend you're having...would be a shame if something were to... (hovers thumb over send) happen to it.

    33 retweets 175 likes
  19. Feb 10

    Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" but with every "Wasn't Me" replaced with a Trump team lie. 😬😬😬😬😬

    24 replies 1,037 retweets 1,741 likes
  20. Feb 17

    America rn

    1 reply 29 retweets 120 likes
  21. Feb 17

    This tweet forced me to picture Adolf Hitler singing Hotline Bling and I believe that's grounds to sue.

    Maryland auction house is selling Adolf Hitler's personal traveling telephone.
    2 retweets 26 likes

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