Toilet humour books for little kids

  • Dirty Bertie<br /> By David Roberts
    Dirty Bertie
    By David Roberts 
  • Where the wild bums are - bum parody book<br /> Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe.
    Where the wild bums are - bum parody book
    Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe. 
  • Belches, Burps and Farts - Oh My!<br /> By Artie Bennett, Pranas T Naujokaitis (Illustrator)
    Belches, Burps and Farts - Oh My!
    By Artie Bennett, Pranas T Naujokaitis (Illustrator) 
  • Cinderella's Bum<br /> By Nicholas Allan
    Cinderella's Bum
    By Nicholas Allan 
  • There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts<br /> By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton
    There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts
    By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton 
  • Don't Flush: Lifting the Lid on the Science of Poo and Wee<br /> By Richard Platt, By Mary Platt, Illustrated by John Kelly
    Don't Flush: Lifting the Lid on the Science of Poo and Wee
    By Richard Platt, By Mary Platt, Illustrated by John Kelly 
  • Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder<br /> By Jo Nesbo
    Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder
    By Jo Nesbo 
  • Everybody Poos<br /> By Taro Gomi
    Everybody Poos
    By Taro Gomi 
  • Farts Around the World: A Spotter's Guide<br /> By Anita Pass
    Farts Around the World: A Spotter's Guide
    By Anita Pass 
  • Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide<br /> By H. W. Smeldit, Illustrated by Jared Chapman
    Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide
    By H. W. Smeldit, Illustrated by Jared Chapman 
  • Father Christmas Needs a Wee! <br /> By Nicholas Allan
    Father Christmas Needs a Wee!
    By Nicholas Allan 
  • GROSS GUS: Funny Rhyming Picture Book <br /> By Kally Mayer, Faria A. (Illustrator)
    GROSS GUS: Funny Rhyming Picture Book
    By Kally Mayer, Faria A. (Illustrator) 
  • Harvey, the Boy Who Couldn't Fart<br /> By Matthew Johnstone
    Harvey, the Boy Who Couldn't Fart
    By Matthew Johnstone 
  • How Much Poo Does an Elephant Do?: and Further Fascinating Facts!<br /> By Mitchell Symons
    How Much Poo Does an Elephant Do?: and Further Fascinating Facts!
    By Mitchell Symons 
  • I Need a New Bum!<br /> By Dawn McMillan, Illustrated by Ross Kinnaird
    I Need a New Bum!
    By Dawn McMillan, Illustrated by Ross Kinnaird 
  • I Need a Wee!<br /> By Sue Hendra & Paul Linnet
    I Need a Wee!
    By Sue Hendra & Paul Linnet 
  • The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom<br /> By Steve Smallman, Illustrated by Mr. Nick Schon
    The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom
    By Steve Smallman, Illustrated by Mr. Nick Schon 
  • Mouldy Monsters<br /> Illustrated by Annalaura Cantone
    Mouldy Monsters
    Illustrated by Annalaura Cantone 
  • Mr Super Poopy Pants<br /> By Rebecca Elliott
    Mr Super Poopy Pants
    By Rebecca Elliott 
  • Poo Bum<br /> By Stephanie Blake, Illustrated by Stephanie Blake, Translated by Linda Burgess
    Poo Bum
    By Stephanie Blake, Illustrated by Stephanie Blake, Translated by Linda Burgess 
  • Pooh! Is That You, Bertie? Dirty Bertie<br /> By David Roberts
    Pooh! Is That You, Bertie? Dirty Bertie
    By David Roberts 
  • Potty Poo-poo Wee-wee!<br /> By Colin McNaughton
    Potty Poo-poo Wee-wee!
    By Colin McNaughton 
  • That's Disgusting!<br /> By Francisco Pittau, By Bernadette Gervais
    That's Disgusting!
    By Francisco Pittau, By Bernadette Gervais 
  • The Book with No Pictures <br /> By B.J. Novak
    The Book with No Pictures
    By B.J. Novak 
  • The Iddly Widdly Fiddly Poo!<br /> By Daniel Corcoran
    The Iddly Widdly Fiddly Poo!
    By Daniel Corcoran 
  • The Pirate Who Had to Pee<br /> By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton
    The Pirate Who Had to Pee
    By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton 
  • The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business<br /> By Werner Holzwarth, Illustrated by Wolf Erlbruch
    The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business
    By Werner Holzwarth, Illustrated by Wolf Erlbruch 
  • The Very Hungry Bum<br /> Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe.
    The Very Hungry Bum
    Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe. 
  • Walter the Farting Dog<br> By William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray (Author), Audrey Colman (Illustrator)
    Walter the Farting Dog
    By William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray (Author), Audrey Colman (Illustrator) 
  • Who's in the Loo?<br /> By Jeanne Willis, Illustrated by Adrian Reynolds
    Who's in the Loo?
    By Jeanne Willis, Illustrated by Adrian Reynolds 
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  • Dirty Bertie<br /> By David Roberts
  • Where the wild bums are - bum parody book<br /> Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe.
  • Belches, Burps and Farts - Oh My!<br /> By Artie Bennett, Pranas T Naujokaitis (Illustrator)
  • Cinderella's Bum<br /> By Nicholas Allan
  • There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts<br /> By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton
  • Don't Flush: Lifting the Lid on the Science of Poo and Wee<br /> By Richard Platt, By Mary Platt, Illustrated by John Kelly
  • Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder<br /> By Jo Nesbo
  • Everybody Poos<br /> By Taro Gomi
  • Farts Around the World: A Spotter's Guide<br /> By Anita Pass
  • Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide<br /> By H. W. Smeldit, Illustrated by Jared Chapman
  • Father Christmas Needs a Wee! <br /> By Nicholas Allan
  • GROSS GUS: Funny Rhyming Picture Book <br /> By Kally Mayer, Faria A. (Illustrator)
  • Harvey, the Boy Who Couldn't Fart<br /> By Matthew Johnstone
  • How Much Poo Does an Elephant Do?: and Further Fascinating Facts!<br /> By Mitchell Symons
  • I Need a New Bum!<br /> By Dawn McMillan, Illustrated by Ross Kinnaird
  • I Need a Wee!<br /> By Sue Hendra & Paul Linnet
  • The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom<br /> By Steve Smallman, Illustrated by Mr. Nick Schon
  • Mouldy Monsters<br /> Illustrated by Annalaura Cantone
  • Mr Super Poopy Pants<br /> By Rebecca Elliott
  • Poo Bum<br /> By Stephanie Blake, Illustrated by Stephanie Blake, Translated by Linda Burgess
  • Pooh! Is That You, Bertie? Dirty Bertie<br /> By David Roberts
  • Potty Poo-poo Wee-wee!<br /> By Colin McNaughton
  • That's Disgusting!<br /> By Francisco Pittau, By Bernadette Gervais
  • The Book with No Pictures <br /> By B.J. Novak
  • The Iddly Widdly Fiddly Poo!<br /> By Daniel Corcoran
  • The Pirate Who Had to Pee<br /> By Tim Miller, Illustrated by Matt Stanton
  • The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business<br /> By Werner Holzwarth, Illustrated by Wolf Erlbruch
  • The Very Hungry Bum<br /> Written and illustrated by Claudia Rowe.
  • Walter the Farting Dog<br> By William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray (Author), Audrey Colman (Illustrator)
  • Who's in the Loo?<br /> By Jeanne Willis, Illustrated by Adrian Reynolds

There's something about toilet humour and 3-year-olds - at an age where they're learning about the human body, this topic is an endless source of comedy. If your little one is captivated by bums, farts and wee, check out some of these books.

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