It’s You Girl And You Should Know It: Your Mary Tyler Moore Open Thread
We toss our hats to you!
Donald Trump Sooooooo Lonely, Won’t You Come Over And Play With Him?
Donald Trump has no friends and his wife won't even move to DC with him, so he's SOOOOO BORED.
Bad, Bad Jerry Brown Has Some Choice Words For That Schmuck The President
Of course, that's also where the 5 million illegal voters were...
Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
Was It A Good Idea For Tennessee Yarn Shop Owner To Piss Off Feminist Knitters, Y/N?
Feminist knitters are basically all of the knitters.
Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!
This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!
Bristol Palin Has some SERIOUS Questions For Feminists — How Will We Ever Answer Them?
Wow, Bristol's really stickin' it to us!
Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!
Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!
Donald Trump Will Definitely Investigate Those 3 To 5 Million Nonexistent Vote Frauders, For Sure
A laserlike focus on his massive ego.
Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017
Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Cards Against Humanity Job Posting Is The Greatest Thing You Will See Today
Also the greatest? YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Trump Day Five: U.S. Government Agencies Go Silent, May Have Been Swallowed By Black Hole
Well, that accelerated quickly!
Ladies! David Brooks Has Thoughts On How You Did The Women’s March Wrong
In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.
Donald Trump Figures He’ll Stay Married To FBI Director James Comey A Few More Years
Trump asked Comey to stay on when he gave him the intelligence briefing about the PEE HOOKERS.
Minnesota Republicans Pass Health Insurance ‘Reform’ That Doesn’t Cover Any Actual Medical Stuff
So here's how the Republicans will cut insurance costs: Let insurance companies sell policies that cover almost nothing.
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Trump Declared His Inauguration Day The Greatest Patriotic Day In All Of North Korea
Yow! Are we Patriotically Devoted Yet?
Mitch McConnell Is Ready For ‘Us’ To Get Along And Stop Acting Like A Bunch Of Mitch McConnells
Over the last eight years, our country has experienced a legislative hissy-fit like no other. Government shutdowns, solemn vows to make sure President Obama can't get anything done, no matter what it is, refusals to give hearings to Supreme...
Trump’s First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can’t Stop LOLing
Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.
Whom Will Trump Screw Today? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 24, 2016
The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!
