Minority Bingo: One-Time Lawyer Mathew Kenneally Ranks His Favourite Persecuted Peoples
Yesterday was the day after Tuesday. Being a day of the week, it was inevitable…More
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Ease Up On Border Force, Fascism Takes Work And No-one Gets It Right In Their First Press Release
On Friday the ratbags and human right’s lawyers won. Operation Fortitude was cancelled. The plan,…More
Labour Movement Comes Out Swinging Against Mooted Changes To Penalty Rates
The Productivity Commission has endorsed a ‘two-tier’ system of penalty rates with the release of…More
Mathew Kenneally As Arts Minister For A Day
The Arts Ministry was never much of a Ministry. There aren’t many idealists in young…More
A QandA On How To Be A Patriotic Australian And Defeat ISIL And The ABC
Tony Abbott has accused the ABC of not being on Australia’s side. Mark Dreyfus has…More
Liberal MP Breaks Party Ranks On Citizenship, Demands ABC Pull Q&A Off Air Over ‘Extreme Views’
A rising young Liberal star has tonight broken party ranks over plans to give ministers…More
Forget People Smugglers: Here’s 10 ‘Criminal Enterprises’ Tony Abbott Should Be Giving Cash
Everyone’s got their knickers in a knot over the Abbott Government’s modest payments to so-called…More
Joe Hockey Needs Another Investment Property So We Gave Him A Better Job As New Matilda’s Agony Aunt
Often our readers send e-mails or comments about issues not directly related to our articles,…More
Punish Manspreaders, Jaywalkers, Lane Hogs: Mathew Kenneally’s Plan For Reimposing Social Order
In Mississippi three people have been arrested for cheering at a graduation. In Ferguson Missouri…More
Billionaires United Mining Services (BUMS) Internal Memo: Coal Diggers Infiltrate Anti-Coal CommBank Protests
A mischievous report appeared on the rabid pages of New Matilda written by one of…More