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Tool is an American rock band from Los Angeles, California. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes drummer Danny Carey, guitarist Adam Jones, and vocalist Maynard James Keenan. Since 1995, Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist, replacing their original bassist Paul D'Amour. Tool has won three Grammy Awards, performed worldwide tours, and produced albums topping the charts in several countries.
The band emerged with a heavy metal sound on their first studio album, Undertow (1993), and later became a dominant act in the alternative metal movement, with the release of their second album, Ænima in 1996. Their efforts to unify musical experimentation, visual arts, and a message of personal evolution continued, with Lateralus (2001) and the most recent album, 10,000 Days (2006), gaining the band critical acclaim, and commercial success around the world.
Due to Tool's incorporation of visual arts and very long and complex releases, the band is generally described as a style-transcending act and part of progressive rock, psychedelic rock, and art rock. The relationship between the band and today's music industry is ambivalent, at times marked by censorship, and the band's insistence on privacy.
Actors: Richard Griffin (editor), Richard Griffin (director), Vanessa Leigh (actress), Ted Marr (producer), Michael Thurber (actor), Paul Lucenti (actor), Ryan Hanley (actor), Patrick Keeffe (actor), Kevin Killavey (actor), Jamie Lyn Bagley (actress), Elyssa Baldassarri (actress), Johnny Sederquist (actor), Lenny Schwartz (writer), Sean Carufel (actor), Casey Wright (actress),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Bruce Willis (actor), Jason Statham (actor), Sylvester Stallone (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Alex Sander (actor), Terry Crews (actor), Gary Daniels (actor), Randy Couture (actor), Steve Austin (actor), Jet Li (actor), Dolph Lundgren (actor), Boaz Davidson (producer), David Zayas (actor),
Plot: Barney Ross leads the "Expendables", a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road and loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. Church to assassinate the merciless dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee head to the remote locale to scout out their opposition. Once there, they meet with local rebel Sandra and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. When they escape the island and Sandra stays behind, Ross must choose to either walk away and save his own life - or attempt a suicidal rescue mission that might just save his soul.
Keywords: abusive-boyfriend, action-hero, affair, airplane, ak-47, anti-hero, apology, arms-dealer, army, army-baseActors: Miguel Govea (producer), Lourdes Diaz (writer), Lourdes Diaz (director), Lourdes Diaz (producer), Nick Termini (editor), Tricia Pierce (actress), Jeremy Ebenstein (actor), Jack Story (actor), Wendy Lane (actress), Leyani Diaz (writer), Leyani Diaz (producer), Alexandra Pomponio (actress), Shane Skelton (actor), Gyan Alexander (actor), Theresa Diaz-Jones (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Andrew R. Gardiner (miscellaneous crew), Tracy Scott (miscellaneous crew), Truman Van Dyke (miscellaneous crew), Sharon Stone (producer), Greg Bernstein (miscellaneous crew), Michael Frost (actor), Fanny Veliz (actress), Crystal 'Sue' McGraw (miscellaneous crew), Maggie Means (miscellaneous crew), Larry Clark (writer), Larry Clark (writer), Larry Clark (director), Larry Clark (miscellaneous crew), Larry Clark (producer), Danny Minnick (actor),
Plot: Instead of adhering to the norms of their South Central neighborhood, a group of skater boys opt to bus into Hollywood and Beverly Hills, where they attract local rich girls - and plenty of trouble with the police, jealous boyfriends, and nervous parents.
Keywords: actor, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actress, african-american, amateur-actor, american-flag, arrest, baby, band, bare-breastsActors: Rena Hanover (miscellaneous crew), Philip J. Strina (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Stevens (producer), Alan Abrams (miscellaneous crew), Kant Pan (editor), Cornelia Stefan (miscellaneous crew), Oana Paunescu (costume designer), Wesley Snipes (actor), Donald Kushner (producer), Donald Kushner (producer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Pierre Spengler (producer), Vasile Albinet (actor), Truman Van Dyke (miscellaneous crew), Ruxandra Popescu (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,Actors: Richard Gant (actor), William Forsythe (actor), Jules Sylvester (miscellaneous crew), Mace Neufeld (producer), Charles A. Tamburro (miscellaneous crew), Kim Davis (miscellaneous crew), Michael Douglas (producer), Nick Dimitri (actor), Sam McMurray (actor), Lance Henriksen (actor), Moshe Diamant (producer), Renée O'Connor (actress), Sylvester Levay (composer), Tami Mor (costume designer), Kevin Page (actor),
Plot: Joe Huff is a tough, go-it-alone cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail Joe into an undercover operation to convict some extremely violent bikers, who are angry at the capture of their leader.
Keywords: action-hero, bar, biker, biker-gang, blood, blood-spatter, body-landing-on-a-car, capital-punishment, city-hall, combatTool Live Tulsa 2016. Full Concert. Tulsa, OK. BOK Center. 01.16.16 Great audio by specialk. Great video by: https://www.youtube.com/user/lachrymistpatient11/videos There's no footage between the individual songs, hence the stupid filler things. Really good concert in my opinion, and Maynard was quite talkative. Audio and video have been edited. 00:00 No Quarter 12:37 The Grudge 22:08 Parabola 32:31 Schism 40:58 Opiate 52:56 Ænema 1:00:41 Descending 1:04:38 Jambi 1:12:42 Forty Six & 2 1:18:53 Sweat 1:23:36 Stinkfist Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live Aftershock Festival 2016. Full Concert. Multi Cam. I tried putting this together with the best available video footage, plus 1 great audio source. Some songs have more/better angles than others, and some don't have any footage at all, so it's far from perfect. Video and audio have been edited. NOTE: Danny Carey had to deal with a serious Staph infection that night. Edited by "original" ToolArchive, because why not, popping in for the tour. 10/22/16 Sacramento, CA Aftershock Festival Third Eye 00:00 The Grudge 14:26 Parabola 23:54 Opiate 30:26 Ænema 41:09 A/Descending 48:40 Jambi 52:11 Forty Six & 2 1:00:30 Sweat 1:07:26 Stinkfist 1:11:40 http://aftershockconcert.com/ Sources: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7GVKWsatWdWv8xM8OYeP_w https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGPxIVy9R...
Tool Live DVD 2014. Made with much passion. Notes on this "Tool Live DVD": http://toolarchive.tumblr.com/post/95004183181/well-here-it-is-the-special-upload-ive-been Third Eye 02:02 Vicarious 16:21 New Song Part 24:23 Schism 26:48 Pushit 35:22 Intension 45:43 Lateralus 54:58 Jambi 1:09:07 Forty Six & 2 1:16:53 Aenema 1:23:35 Stinkfist 1:31:30
Tool Live DVD 2015. Full Concert. Halloween. Monster Mash. Tool Live 2015. I made yet another one of these "Tool Live DVD" things. It's far from perfect though. The audio is my processed matrix of both audio recordings by LeifH and MeddleEarth. Huge thanks goes especially to these guys for their amazing video angles of Tool's Halloween concert, please subscribe to them! https://www.youtube.com/user/dickblitzky/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/listent0deathmetal/videos 00:10 No Quarter (first time played in 17 years) 14:31 Maynard has news 15:17 The Grudge (first time played in almost 13 years) 24:26 Parabola 34:34 Opiate (New Version) 45:17 Schism 53:10 "You Ready?" 53:20 Ænema 1:00:53 Descending (New Song) (Partial) 1:05:32 Jambi 1:13:42 Forty Six & 2 1:19:53 Drum Solo 1:26:11 Vicari...
Tool Live. 2002. Denver, CO. Full Concert. This is one of my favorite recordings and probably one of the few I've listened to constantly for years. It might not be the cleanest of them all, but it's an extremely well done capture. Once again, as with all my attempts, "remastered" here means my amateur attempt to make the stuff just sound a little better. It's definitely one of the best 2002 shows and I've listened to it a trillion times, so I thought I'd give it a go. 00:00 - 02:14 Intro 02:14 - 07:06 Sober 07:35 - 07:44 Maynard's Important Message 07:44 - 13:46 4° 14:27 - 22:48 The Grudge 23:09 - 23:53 Maynard Talks 23:53 - 30:10 Stinkfist 30:10 - 36:07 Forty Six & 2 36:44 - 37:45 Schism Intro 37:45 - 45:25 Schism 45:52 - 47:19 Parabola Intro 47:19 - 56:13 Parabola 57:03 - 58:16 Eon Blu...
Tool Live. Nashville. 2016. Full Concert. Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN 1.23.2016 HD video source recorded and mastered by geordy. This is the last video I personally uploaded, ToolArchive is now handled by a new guy. Viginti Tres 00:00 No Quarter 01:02 The Grudge 13:36 Parabola 23:18 Schism 33:54 Opiate 42:52 Ænema 55:35 Descending 1:03:25 Jambi 1:07:07 Forty Six & 2 1:15:08 Synth & Drum Solo 1:37:13 Sweat 1:42:17 Stinkfist 1:46:45 Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live. HQ. Remastered. Tool Full Concert. Remastered by me. 00:00 - 03:43 Flood (cuts in) 04:19 - 07:12 Hush 08:15 - 14:18 Forty Six & 2 16:35 - 22:51 Stinkfist 23:50 - 30:47 Stranglehold (Ted Nugent Cover) 31:11 - 39:01 Merkaba 39:01 - 43:50 Sober 44:09 - 57:14 Pushit (Salival Version) 58:14 - 1:07:17 Eulogy 1:08:13 - 1:14:52 Aenema 1:15:43 - 1:20:56 Jerk-Off (Extended) Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live 1996 The Glass House. Remastered. Full Concert. Pomona, CA October 16th, 1996. One of the most legendary Tool concerts ever. Video and the new audio source are polished. Several Ænima songs had their premiere during this concert. A must see epic historic performance in great quality. Stinkfist 00:58 Forty Six & 2 06:47 Eulogy 13:33 Hooker With A Penis 22:58 Prison Sex (Extended) 28:20 Jimmy 34:45 Undertow 40:56 Sober 47:35 H 53:28 Ænema 1:00:09 Opiate 1:08:07 Third Eye 1:13:54 Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool's concert in Spokane, WA ends. 2014. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live San Francisco 2016. Full Concert. Night 1. Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. 01.06.16 Good first audio-only source from BLG. There miiiiight be a video version coming. Pictures are from the concert. 00:00 No Quarter 11:33 The Grudge 20:34 Parabola 30:43 Opiate 42:15 Schism 50:48 Ænema 58:23 Descending 1:01:46 Jambi 1:09:55 Forty Six & 2 1:18:25 Synth & Drum Solo 1:25:07 Vicarious 1:34:31 Stinkfist Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool's full band interview on TV channel V 2001. Lateralus era. HQ
Maynard James Keenan and Adam Jones from Tool in a rare TV interview. (I edited out the Schism video parts). 2006. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Maynard James Keenan talks about multitasking, wine, Puscifer, Jiu Jitsu, and Tool's new album. Pre-order Maynard's upcoming new book: http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Union-Contrary-Things/dp/1495024423/ Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
The absolute best interview ever with Maynard James Keenan from Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer. March 2013. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Piper interviewed Maynard James Keenan and Carina Round of Puscifer at Express Live in Columbus, Ohio on March 30, 2016. Intro song: "The Arsonist" by Puscifer www.kidsinterviewbands.com www.puscifer.com
Tool - Funny Interview With Maynard James Keenan. New Zealand. 2009. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Maynard James Keenan of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer talks an unusually long time about the spiritual concepts that have influenced Tool over the years. May 2001, UK. To hear the full interview with all members of Tool, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGHSjHxeZU Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool interview with Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey, Adam Jones and Justin Chancellor from Tool! Ozzfest 2001. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Maynard James Keenan Interview, 1987-04-17 - Public Access TV, Grand Rapids, Michigan. Maynard in the 80's,before Tool,A Perfect Circle and Puscifer. (C.A.D.)
http://lanotanegra.com Tool's sober video clip from Salival DVD Links to Salival DVD Videos: Aenema http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =uCEeAn6_QJo Sober http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hglVqACd1C8 Prison Sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =F5sIXUbMgF0 Stinkfist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =07pLGIgyfjw Hush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =EF_WKwbueG8
Note that I did not make this song or the video and all copyrights go to their respectful owners. This is a phenomenal song made by Tool, probably one of my favorites, and this animation fits the song so nicely. Really feels like it belongs to it. The animation itself is titled "The Gloaming". I am aware this is not "the official video", but there is no official music video for this song. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------[]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tool's Website: https://www.toolband.com/ "The Gloaming": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvI8BY2laE
Release of Tools long awaited Lateralus Music Video Tool's Website: https://www.toolband.com https://twitter.com/Tool https://www.facebook.com/groups/TOOLgroup/
official music video, enjoy :)
TOOL Full Concert Complete live at the Reno Event Center in Reno,Nevada on (01/14/2012) This is the first show of TOOL's 2012 winter tour. http://www.toolband.com http://www.youtube.com/user/pusciferdotcom?blend=1&ob;=0 http://www.puscifer.com Here's the setlist 1. Hooker With a Penis (for the first time since 1999) 2. Jambi 3. Stinkfist 4. Ticks & Leeches (for the first time since 2002) 5. Pushit (Album Version, not played since 2007) 6. Schism (Possible New Material) 7. Intension 8. Forty-Six & 2 9. Lateralus 10. Intermission(Electronic Interlude) 11. The Pot 12. Ænema Film and audio created with JVC Everio in 720p HD by me (Captainkirk4269) it was my third TOOL concert and a very badass show.
TOOL Live Full Concert in HD 720p at the Everett Event Center (Comcast Arena) in Everett,WA on December 4, 2007. http://www.toolband.com http://www.youtube.com/user/pusciferdotcom?ob=4&feature;=results_main http://www.puscifer.com Here's the setlist Jambi Ions Stinkfist Forty-Six & 2 Schism Rosetta Stoned (patched with footage from Spokane, WA 12/7/2007) Flood Wings for Marie (Pt 1) 10,000 Days (Wings, Pt 2) Lateralus (w/ Trey Gunn on Warr guitar, Pat Mastelotto on drums from King Crimson) Vicarious Thanks to the taper TeamDZ and available to download at http://www.dimeadozen.org/
They Let ME VLOG? Milwaukee Tools Event Stanley Genadek Dirt Monkey Channel https://youtu.be/8fFtKug7kbM Home Repair Tudor Jeff Patterson Channel https://youtu.be/VjeP_0hfa6A
Lateralus - Chicago Tool Cover Band opener from December 11th 2010 show at Tailgaters in Bolingbrook, IL. Intro - Jambi
Tool - Vicarious Documentary (official documentary covering production of Vicarious video clip) Directed by Camella Grace in 2007
Live video impressions of Tool's 4th concert of 2014. Reno Events Center, Reno, NV, March 9th. Pictures of the Reno show can be found on my tumblr: http://toolarchive.tumblr.com/private/79148484843/tumblr_n27mg4tY1c1slsjbx Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com Setlist: Third Eye Vicarious Schism Pushit Intension Lateralus Intermission Jambi Forty Six & 2 Aenema Stinkfist
Tool Salival - Full Album Setlist: "Third Eye" (live) "Part of Me" (live) "Pushit" (live) "Message to Harry Manback II" "You Lied" (Peach cover) (live) (Simon Oakes) "Merkaba" (live) "No Quarter" (Led Zeppelin cover) (Page, Plant, Jones) "L.A.M.C." (Includes the hidden track "Maynard's Dick" Salival is a limited edition box set in CD/VHS and CD/DVD formats released in 2000 by American rock band Tool. Recorded : 1992 - 1998: Studio tracks recorded at: The Lodge, Hollywood, California, Ocean Way, Hollywood, California Live songs recorded at: Salt Lake City, UT, Portland, OR, San Diego, CA, Denver, CO Maynard James Keenan - vocals Adam Jones - guitar Justin Chancellor - bass, backing vocals on "You Lied" Danny Carey - drums Additional musicians: You Lied" Second guitar: King B...
"9/11" Maynard James Keenan of Tool talks 2 days after 9/11 (09.13.01) about the 9/11 attacks during Tool's concert in Michigan. (This is a collection of all comments Maynard James Keenan made that day). "9/11 footage" "9/11 conspiracy" "9/11 documentary" "9/11 news coverage" "9/11 attack" "9/11 truth" Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Here is something that I discovered some days ago. It is something people always thought It wouldn't exist but it does: A TV proshot of a Tool Live performance, recorded during the Undertow-Days with multi-cam-mix from above the crowd, behind the drumkit, in front of the mic and all this stuff. It's only this one song but it's worth it. Enjoy Visit my site: http://www.konzertticket.org/
Tool Live. Descending (New Song) (Partial). Halloween 2015. Monster Mash. I replaced the original camera audio of dickblitzky's video source with my matrix of both recent audio recordings by LeifH and MeddleEarth, and edited the result. Sounds great. Also the video is now in proper sync. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live. Fails. Compilation. Tool doesn't often fuck up live. Almost never. Almost. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live Lowell, MA 2002. Full Concert. Remastered. This one's really good. One of the best filmed Tool concerts ever, the closeups are great. Filmed by Rawson. I used my matrix of 2 remastered HQ audio sources and tried to improve the video material as well. Edited by ToolArchive in February 2016. Cold & Ugly 00:00 The Grudge 04:44 Stinkfist 14:28 H 21:11 Schism 31:04 Parabola 41:31 Third Eye 51:06 Disposition 1:17:16 Reflection 1:23:06 Triad 1:36:54 Maynard's Positive Speech 1:48:20 Lateralus 1:50:57 Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live 2016. "No Quarter" & "The Grudge". San Francisco. 2016. Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. 01.06.16 Great early footage from toolhead08. I just improved the audio slightly. For the full concert, go to toolhead08's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/toolhead08/videos Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool Live 2014. Sober Live. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
Tool. Ænema. Live Duluth, GA. 2016. Infinite Energy Arena. 01.25.16 Full concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWSwfI1vlg Audio by toaster. Videos by: https://www.youtube.com/user/piscesean85/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCooper187/videos Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
I decided to upload an album I made of Tool's Greatest Songs (according to me). There's 11 songs because that's the maximum amount of space that a regular CD can hold. Also, it was extremely difficult choosing some of the songs. If there was enough room on the CD I would have added Push It, Rosetta Stoned, Jambi, The Grudge, Eulogy, Right in Two, Reflection or possibly Bottom. (Not to mention a great many others...it was so hard to chose). I know some of you don't like how I put 4 Degrees on here, but I tried to balance the album out and I couldn't live with the fact that I only had one song (Sober) from Undertow. So one of the songs I previously mentioned could have been in this album instead, however, if I chose for example Rosetta Stoned, there would have not been enough room for 11 ...
Ænima is the second studio album by American Alternative metal band Tool. The album was released on September 17, 1996 in vinyl format and on October 1, 1996 in Compact Disc format. The album was recorded and cut at Ocean Way, Hollywood and The Hook, North Hollywood from 1995 to 1996. On its initial release, the album debuted at number two on the Billboard 200 chart, and has since been certified triple platinum by the RIAA on March 4, 2003. As of July 7, 2010, Ænima has sold 3,429,000 copies in the US. Track listing: 01. Stinkfist 00:00 02. Eulogy 05:10 03. H. 13:40 04. Useful Idiot 19:47 05. Forty Six & 2 20:26 06. Message To Harry Manback 26:30 07. Hooker With A Penis 28:23 08. Intermission 32:57 09. Jimmy 33:54 10. Die Eier Von Satan 39:18 11. Pushit 41:37 12. Cesaro Summability 51:31...
Track List The Grudge 0:00 Eon Blue Apocalypse 8:38 The Patient 9:41 Mantra 17:00 Schism 18:08 Parabol 24:56 Parabola 28:00 Ticks and Leeches 34:04 Lateralus 42:14 Disposition 51:38 Reflection 56:24 Triad 1:07:33 Faaip De Oiad 1:16:22 Sorry no Opium For Breakfast.
Undertow is the debut full-length album by American rock band Tool, released in 1993. According to Allmusic, Undertow helped heavy metal music remain prominent as a mainstream musical style, and allowed several later bands to break through to the mainstream. It was released at a time when grunge was at the height of its popularity, and pop punk was slowly beginning to gather mainstream attention. Allmusic saw the album's success in the "striking, haunting visuals that complemented the album's nihilistic yet wistful mood. It was eventually certified double platinum by the RIAA on May 14, 2001.As of July 7, 2010, Undertow has sold 2,910,000 copies in the US. The album was recorded between October and December 1992 at Grand Master Studios, Hollywood, California, by Sylvia Massy. Some of the s...
Vicarious 0:00 Jambi 7:07 Wings For Marie (Pt. 1) 14:35 10,000 Days (Pt. 2) 20:47 The Pot 32:01 Lipan Conjuring 38:23 Lost Keys (Blame Hofman) 39:34 Rosetta Stoned 43:20 Intension 54:33 Right in Two 1:01:53 Viginti Tres 1:10:58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhsGwB8RhPI&google;_comment_id=z12rjxewawy5cpoay04ceb3bfkeljxmyac4&google;_view_type=#gpluscomments Show less http://www.facebook.com/KeepTheRockGo...
Tool - Funny Moments. Nearly 30 minutes of nothing but funny moments from the best band in the world. Get Maynard James Keenan's wine: https://caduceus.org/ http://www.puscifer.com http://www.toolband.com
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch.
You looked up at your sky then.
That made blue be your color.
You had your knife there with you too.
When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes.
Your hands were sticky.
You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green.
Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this.
You were already getting nervous again.
Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up.
Your head was almost empty.
It always hurt you when you woke up like this.
You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk,
waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you.
You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it.
"If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin.
" Why didn't anyone else understand these important things?
You got to your car and tried all the doors.
They were locked.
It was a red car and it was new.
There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat.
Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods.
You began to walk towards them.