The Polterguys (2012)

Actors: Mircea Monroe (actress), Todd A. Robinson (producer), Steve Agee (actor), Craig Michaelson (actor), Danny Masterson (actor), Michael Benyaer (actor), Kyle Rankin (actor), Ethan Black (producer), Annabella Gutman (actress), Ben Gleib (actor), William 'Bill' Connor (actor), Ben Gleib (writer), Luis Fernandez Reneo (producer), Danny Del Toro (actor), Brittney Powell (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Bavures (2011)

Actors: Karim Zakraoui (actor), Macha Polivka (actress), Jean-Patrick Delgado (actor), Alpha Touré (writer), Alpha Touré (director), Habib Anguila (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Postal (2007)

Actors: Chris Spencer (actor), Paulino Nunes (actor), Mike Dopud (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Michael Paré (actor), J.K. Simmons (actor), David Huddleston (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Michael Eklund (actor), Uwe Boll (actor), Mark Brandon (actor), Tony Alcantar (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Zack Ward (actor), Verne Troyer (actor),

Plot: The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.

Keywords: 911-conspiracy-theory, 911-joke, absurdism, accidental-killing, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, adolescent-humor, adulterous-wife, adultery, al-qaeda
Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: Some comedies go too far... others start there. Getting banned from a theater near you! Live-Action South Park!

Quotes:

Uncle Dave: When was the last time I saw you?::Dude: Bachelor party. The night before the wedding.::Uncle Dave: Oh, fuck yeah, that was fun! I wonder if that donkey survived.

Uncle Dave: All in all this has really not been a very pleasant day.

[from trailer]::Osama bin Laden: Uwe Boll may be an infidel, but he made a very funny film.

Uncle Dave: Today we're doing god work. So get in there and give those boys a god-job.

Osama bin Laden: Write me up an e-mail, tell me what pipe you're talkin' about and I'll blow it all the way to Mecca.::George W. Bush: I really appreciate it. I'll ask Laura to type that out. You know me and spelling and all... [laughs]::Osama bin Laden: Later... [hangs up; to Taliban] Jihad!

Dude: I will do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of Paradise! Anything! Anything!::Uncle Dave: Ok. Take me up the ass. [Akward silence] Just kidding!

Osama bin Laden: I'm telling you, Mohammed, I've seen that gas station before. We're lost.::Mohammed: We're not lost. All gas stations look alike in this country. What is wrong with you?::Osama bin Laden: Would you just stop to ask for directions?::Mohammed: Would you get off my back? I'm doing the best I can, okay?::Osama bin Laden: I should be driving.::Mohammed: Oh, so you can do everything around here, huh? Be the head of an organization and also be the driver? What is wrong with you?

Uwe Boll: There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!

Richard: [on the walkietalkie] This is Anne Frank. Hitler 2, come in.

Official Licenced Krotchy Doll: Only my father and my priest are allowed to touch me there!

Kader (2007)

Actors: Faruk Turgut (producer), Mahinur Ergun (writer), Gülsen Tuncer (actress), Özcan Deniz (writer), Orhan Aydin (actor), Bahar Erdeniz (actress), Yaman Tarcan (actor), Taies Farzan (actress), Selim Erdogan (actor), Mustafa Ugurlu (actor), Neriman Ugur (actress), Munir Akca (actor), Erol Babaoglu (actor), Simge Selçuk (actress), Murat Bör (editor),

Genres: Action, Drama, Romance,

Wag On (2006)

Actors: Bob Buchholz (actor), Bob Buchholz (miscellaneous crew), Bob Buchholz (miscellaneous crew), Chase Kuertz (writer), Chase Kuertz (actor), Antonio Badrani (actor), Amanda Waters (actress), Ashley Sheehan (actress), Ken Shaw (director), Ken Shaw (editor), Ken Shaw (producer), Daniel Butler (writer), Colin McCann (actor), R.J. Henry (actor), Amy Shaw (actress),

Plot: A comedy that fuses Whatever Happened to Baby Jane to Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. "Wag On" is the tale of two sisters pitted against each other in the age old game of Sibling Rivalry. But which sister wins in the end? Only an embedded mole would give away the shocking ending to this psycho drama of global proportion.

Keywords: 48-hour-film-project, director-also-cinematographer, independent-film, independent-short, radio-flyer, two-word-title, wagon
Genres: Comedy, Short,

No. 438 (2003)

Actors: Mohamed Al Daradji (writer), George Varotsis (producer), George Varotsis (writer), Kate Walker (miscellaneous crew), Roberta Gotti (actress), Anthony Bagley (editor), Dominic White (miscellaneous crew), Paul Arrowsmith (actor), Tom Van Der Velpen (writer), Tom Van Der Velpen (director), Petra Fabikova (miscellaneous crew), Saman Al-Kadi (actor), Helen Rafferty (miscellaneous crew), Khalid Alzhraou (actor), Richard Ormrod (composer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Djomeh (2000)

Actors: Hengameh Panahi (producer), Hassan Yektapanah (editor), Hassan Yektapanah (director), Hassan Yektapanah (writer), Mahmoud Behraznia (actor), Mehran Haghighi (producer), Rashid Akbari (actor), Ahmad Moussazdeh (producer), Fatomeh Abol Ghassemi (producer), Mahbobeh Khalili (actress), Jalil Nazari (actor), Valiollah Beta (actor),

Plot: Djomeh is a young Afghan man who has come to live in Iran because of family trouble. Working as a milk boy, he encounters discrimination from the Iranian villagers and disdain from Habib, a fellow Afghani to whose trust Djomeh was given. The only person who shows any friendliness to him is his employer, who Djomeh asks to intercede for him in asking a woman from the village for her hand in marriage.

Genres: ,

Mo' Money (1992)

Actors: Damon Wayans (producer), Bernie Mac (actor), Damon Wayans (writer), Salli Richardson-Whitfield (actress), Damon Wayans (actor), Ross L. Kulma (miscellaneous crew), Irma P. Hall (actress), Joe Santos (actor), Marlon Wayans (actor), Mike Bacarella (actor), Harry Lennix (actor), John Diehl (actor), Margaret J. Orlando (miscellaneous crew), Richard Hamilton (actor), Steve Kraus (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Trying to get his act together, a con artist gets a job in a credit card company. He falls in love with a fellow employee, he steals a couple of cards, everything is going great. But soon, the chief of security drags him into the big leagues of criminals...

Keywords: african-american, apostrophe-in-title, brother, charlatan, chase, chicago-illinois, class-differences, con-artist, corporate-ladder, courtroom
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: Johnny can resist anything ...except love and money. Especially money. Why settle for less?

Quotes:

Seymour Stewart: What do you want with a job that ain't nothing but work.

Keith Heading: [Repeated Line] You're my number one guy

Johnny Stewart: Where's my brother?::Keith Heading: I hope he's dead::Johnny Stewart: [enraged] Then you're gonna join him

Mu-sorkhe (1974)

Actors: Iraj Ghaderi (producer), Iraj Ghaderi (actor), Alireza Davoudnejad (writer), Morteza Ahmadi (actor), Morteza Hananeh (composer), Morteza Aghili (actor), Iren (actress), Ali Azad (actor), Abdollah Butimar (actor), Mohammad Taghi Shokrayi (producer), Dariush Azizi (editor), Abdollah Ghiabi (director), Farzaneh Davari (actress), Yoosef Rajabi (actor),

Genres: ,

The Roots of Heaven (1958)

Actors: Orson Welles (actor), Hans Verner (actor), Friedrich von Ledebur (actor), Jacques Marin (actor), Francis De Wolff (actor), Paul Lukas (actor), Grégoire Aslan (actor), André Luguet (actor), Maurice de Canonge (actor), Errol Flynn (actor), Trevor Howard (actor), Olivier Hussenot (actor), Eddie Albert (actor), Herbert Lom (actor), Juliette Gréco (actress),

Plot: In Fort Lamy, French Equitorial Africa, idealist Morel launches a one-man campaign to preserve the African elephant from extinction, which he sees as the last remaining "roots of Heaven." At first, he finds only support from Minna, hostess of the town's only night club, who is in love with him, and a derelict ex-British Army Major, Forsythe. His crusade gains momentum and he is soon surrounded by an odd assortment of characters: Cy Sedgewick, an American TV commentator who becomes impressed and rallies world-wide support; a U.S. photographer, Abe Fields, who is sent to do a picture story on Morel and stays on to follow his ideals; Saint Denis, a government aide ordered to stop Morel; Orsini, a professional ivory hunter whose vested interests aren't the same as Morel's; and Waitari, leader of a Pan-African movement who follows Morel only for the personal good it will do his own campaign.

Keywords: africa, based-on-novel, elephant, foreign-language-adaptation
Genres: Adventure, Drama,

Quotes:

Morel: Do you know that tens of thousands of elephants are killed every year? Thirty thousand last year, to be exact. Thirty thousand. If they go on like that, there won't be any left. Anyone who's seen the great herds on the march across the last free spaces of the earth knows they're something the world can't afford to lose! But no... We have to capture, kill, destroy. All that's beautiful has got to go. All that's free! Soon we'll be alone on this earth with nothing to destroy but ourselves!

Abe Fields: This is a great story, the scoop of the century, and I got plenty of film left!

Habib: Minna, my beauty. What was the message this man Morel left for me?::Minna: He said that if he caught this piece of human filth, shooting at elephants again, he would kill him.::Habib: [laughs] He's a very spirited gentleman!::Minna: He meant every word of it.

Forsythe: It's only the company of men that drives me to drink.

Morel: [Presents his petition for protecting the elephants] Would you sign it, sir? It would be a very great help.::Governor: My dear fellow, our first duty is towards mankind. Believe me, we have our hands full as it is now, trying to forestall the worst drought, the biggest water shortage for years. Unless we take timely steps, we're going to have people dying like flies! If you could read some of the reports coming in...::Morel: Yes, I know, sir, I do see. But can't we offer our help and protection to other animals than ourselves?::Governor: Yes, yes, I'm sure [laughs] I see you have a very noble opinion for humanity. Now you really must excuse me.::Morel: You'll hear from me again, sir. I'm not easily discouraged.

Father Farque: When I want to look at something big, and strong, and free, I don't look at elephants, my dear boy! I look at God.

Morel: We'll put an end to the suffering of animals everywhere!

Peer Qvist: They'll have to shoot me first. It would be rather amusing to be killed in battle at my age.::Abe Fields: Hilarious... How old are you anyway?::Peer Qvist: Very old. I'd be happy to die in Africa.::Abe Fields: Why?::Peer Qvist: Because this is where mankind began.

Cy Sedgewick: [about Morel] I like him. He spits on us, on all of us, and he's right! I've been waiting all my life for somebody to spit on me. Now someone finally has the guts to do it, you know what? Suddenly it gets to be almost bearable to be a man.

Habib: I always said life had a way with you idealists!