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From a lift liaison to loving in a portaloo - the strange places celebs have had sex

After scenes in new BBC drama where the characters get down and dirty in a broom cupboard, we look at real life shenanigans that make this look positively tame

Department for Work and PensionsSick man ruled 'fit to work' at Jobcentre collapses and dies in street just minutes later

Lawrence Bond was at the Jobcentre to look for jobs after his Employment and Support Allowance was stopped last July based on an assessment prescribed by the government

EastEndersEastEnders viewers slam 'insensitive' bus crash after Berlin Christmas markets terror attack

Many fans thought the scenes on Monday night were too close to reality

PoliticsDonald Trump signs anti-abortion advice law surrounded by men in one of his first acts as President

Surrounded by eight men in the Oval Office, the President brought back the “global gag rule” denying foreign aid to groups who offer abortion counselling

EastEndersCouple's selfie goes viral because they look exactly like Phil and Shirley from EastEnders – but she's not impressed

Blonde Sally Darley and bald-headed Craig Moylan are pictured side-by-side and both dressed in black – similar to the on-screen couple

CrimeFamily of drug dealer who plotted £180MILLION money laundering scam ordered to hand over FOUR houses

"The properties have been acquired, held and transferred by various family members without any identifiable source of income"

ReligionCatholic school bans four-year-old Muslim girl from wearing hijab to lessons sparking furious online row

Raging politician contacted the school, saying: "I’m insisting this matter is addressed asap with a change of policy"

CCTV footageDiner 'finds caterpillar wriggling around his curry' - but restaurant claims this CCTV footage shows something fishy

The 15-year-old boy was dining at an all-you-can-eat buffet in Manchester when he said he "knew something wasn’t right because pilau rice doesn’t move"

CCTVPolice officer survives being shot THREE TIMES by gunman in horrific attempted murder

Terrified motorists dived onto the forecourt as the shooter sprayed up to ten bullets with a high-velocity rifle

DoctorsDaughter of sick pensioner claims father's car was boxed in by doctor to 'teach him a lesson'

Mohammed Hossain’s daughter Rebecca said the accountant was left “shivering in the cold” amid the car parking row

Hertfordshire Police"Just go back": Man's 'vicious racist' attack on Polish mother and young children in Aldi supermarket

The heartbroken mum said: "I've worked hard here and have a good job. We want to live here because we really like this country and like the freedom of this country."

WeatherFrozen fog vortex heading for Britain sparks transport chaos and grounds thousands of airport passengers

The Met Office also warned of perilous conditions on roads as the dense fog rolls in over widespread parts of south England, the Midlands and Wales

FashionGlamorous gran who dresses in mini skirts and heels thinks she's "hotter" than her teenage granddaughter

Despite being a gran of five, Amanda, 55, says she would rather go out partying than stay indoors and knit or watch soaps

TeachersWoman teacher, 31, is banned from classrooms for having an affair with 15-year-old pupil

The boy had sent a threatening letter to disgraced Alexandra Sharman at about the time he confided to a GP that he was the victim of “sex abuse”

FoodThe surprising foods that could make you sick - and how to avoid the risk

From spinach to parsnips, ice cream and even fruit, these are the unlikely dangers lurking in your cupboards

FuneralsFive-year-old who died of cancer given perfect Star Wars send-off with Darth Vader and stormtroopers

Joshua McCormack’s funeral cortege brought his home town of Whitworth in Rochdale to a standstill ahead of a church service

Fire ServiceStunned neighbour claims CANNABIS FACTORY caused massive blast that saw block of flats explode

At least five people have been injured in the explosion - which sent debris flying onto nearby roads

ComputersMan who bought old laptop online for $5 gets an awesome surprise when he turns it on

He wasn't even expecting it to turn on, let alone have this weird theme

Donald TrumpWoman is thrown off plane by cops after blasting Trump supporter as cheering passengers chant "USA"

Fellow passengers applaud as irate woman is turfed off for having atomic meltdown at man sitting next to her for 'putting Trump's finger on the nuclear button'

Raheem SterlingInside Manchester City winger Raheem Sterling's new £3.1million countryside home in Cheshire

England flier Sterling previously owned a £3million mansion in Wilmslow but purchased his new place before Christmas

CourtsWoman knifes new boyfriend to death in her underwear amid blazing row on freezing balcony

Ruth Carr stabbed Alan Allan while standing in pink pants and a black bra then said it was in self defence – but a jury at the High Court in Glasgow rejected the claims

Universal CreditWelfare claimants face 12-week waits for new benefit Universal Credit putting them 'at risk of eviction'

The stark warning came tonight from Croydon Council, a key pilot area for the "full digital service" of Universal Credit

Sex driveThis new drug could pep up your sex life - and it's called kisspeptin

A study of 29 healthy heterosexual young men found that injections of the hormone enhanced the brain’s response to sexual and romantic pictures of couples

InstagramFormer Playboy model criticised for 'inappropriate' video of her sticking tongue in three-year-old son's mouth

Some social media users branded the clip 'erotic' but others defended Argentinian Belén Rodríguez, 31, over the Instagram clip

Ian Hyland

Celebrity Big Brother's a hard act to follow - so bring on the dog snogger

Stan Collymore

Dimitri Payet and Ross McCormack have taken liberties - the FA should change rules to stop sulkers being paid

Ian Hyland

Miranda Hart's Call The Midwife replacement Harriet Walter is the best by far

Jason Beattie

'Trident missile failure cover up proves Theresa May is as devious as any other politician'

Enid Blyton50 things that made being a kid better 50 years ago than it is now

Penny sweets, record players, conkers and playing outside until it got dark make for a nostalgic run-down

AnimalsThree miracle puppies rescued after spending FIVE DAYS under rubble of Italian avalanche hotel

Emergency crews cheered by discovery of three Abruzzo sheepdog puppies, while race to find 23 people still missing escalates

Donald Trump inaugurationPresident Donald Trump's spokesman says he'll never lie - just 'disagree with the facts'

Sean Spicer finally admitted the crowds at Donald Trump’s inauguration weren't the highest on record - but said he'd been misinterpreted

TerrorismSick new Nigeria terror tactic uses BABIES as part of female suicide bombings

Authorities in Nigeria have warned of the "dangerous" new terror trend after two women used babies to avoid suspicion at checkpoint before blowing themselves up

Rolf HarrisRolf Harris victims 'invented sex allegations to get at his £11m fortune', court hears

Entertainer, jailed in 2014 for assaulting four females, denies seven further counts of indecent assault and one of sex assault

Robert LewandowskiWatch Robert Lewandowski's insane ability to take off his shirt AND put it back on while balancing a ball on his back

The Bayern Munich forward can do things with a football you can do also... in your wildest dreams

Gorden Kaye"There'll never be another Rene": Tributes as 'Allo 'Allo! star Gorden Kaye dies aged 75

The BAFTA-nominated star, who died in a care home, cheated death in a horrific car crash in 1990

Eurovision Song ContestBBC reveal shortlist of six X Factor FLOPS to represent UK in Eurovision 2017

Fans fear we're set for another disappointing year - especially after Brexit...

Steven Gerrard5 times Steven Gerrard's awkwardness silenced a room - including giving Warnock evils and calling Leicester "crap"

The Liverpool legend is exactly that, a legend, but he has made us laugh over the years - here are five of our favourite times

ISISISIS reveal first deadly 'reaper' drone bomber that mimics US military craft in sick propaganda footage

The clip taken in the Iraqi city of Mosul shows the jihadis using the weapon against US-backed forces for the first time

TridentWatch Britain's Defence Secretary refuse 30 TIMES to say if Trident missile test failed

In a farcical hour of questions, Michael Fallon refused over and over to say if a nuclear missile test failed. Watch the toe-curling video in full

DrugsDrug driver who killed 20-year-old biker avoids jail because she has become a mum since accident

Laura Ward had taken cannabis, diazepam and amphetamine the night before she threw Aiden Platt into a traffic light

Corrie McKeagueWhat we know about mysterious disappearance of RAF airman as search focuses on dogging site

The 23-year-old RAF serviceman went missing on September 24 leaving police stumped and his despairing mum launching her own search to find him

Star WarsFull title of Star Wars Episode VIII is revealed

Episode VIII's name has been revealed

WeatherIncredible first images of Earth shot by most advanced weather satellite show planet in super HD

The satellite is the most sophisticated technology ever flown in space to predict severe weather on Earth

TridentCommons Speaker John Bercow caught muttering about 'stupid' Tory Cabinet minister over Trident

A microphone caught the Speaker in a moment of honesty as he said the Defence Secretary was "picking a fight" over claims of a failed missile test

Cosmetic surgery"I felt 18 again": Mum reveals how paying £500 to have vagina tightened by LASER boosted her sex life

Former model Nicole Francis, 32, insists the treatment is no more painful than having a smear test

ISAsEverything you need to know about the new lifetime ISA - and how to use it to get £32,000 'free' from the government

The new ISA on the block appears to be a no-brainer, offering heaps of government cash in reward for saving. But is it really as good as it looks?

Murder trialTeen facing life sentence for stabbing 16-year-old after "Instagram bounty" put on his head

The boy, also 16, told a court he knifed Charlie Kutyauripo in a park months after receiving a message threatening to 'smoke' him

TransgenderTransgender woman funded her transition using £100k gifted by kindhearted strangers after years of bullying

Lowissa Jai, who realised she was a woman after watching Jerry Springer, was donated more than £150,000 by online admirers

Ryan MasonRyan Mason's family express gratitude for 'overwhelming support' following 'traumatic 24 hours'

The Hull City player is in a stable condition following his clash of heads with Chelsea's Gary Cahill and will be monitored over the coming days with the Tigers set to release regular updates when appropriate

Arsene WengerArsene Wenger could miss Arsenal's clash against Chelsea with FA set to take tough stance over push on 4th official

Wenger could face a stadium ban of three games or more after his outburst with Anthony Taylor at the Emirates on Sunday

InquestsSchoolgirl, 13, found hanged in woods after writing 'goodbye' message to friend on Facebook

Sophie Clark, 13, was reported missing by her father James after she failed to return home from an evening walk

Joey EssexJoey Essex is only just doing something the rest of us got round to weeks ago

Also, he is upset about not having any chips

Celebrity Big BrotherNicola in brutal baby slur against Kim after she confessed she had buried her stillborn child

The housemates clash as things heat up after nominations for this week's eviction

RentingNo one has snapped up this 'bargain' flat – and it's easy to see why

This studio flat costs £530 a month. Believe it or not, that's a decent price in London. You'd usually expect to share to bag yourself that sort of price

Guinness World RecordsEx-model mum-of-two hoping to take Guinness World Record for longest legs on earth with her 51 inch 'pins'

Leggy mum-of-two Caroline Arthur has legs that measure a whopping 51.5 inches from hip to heel

TescoAre Tesco shoppers getting bum deal? Supermarket accused of reducing number of sheets in loo rolls

Tesco customers say a larger hole in the middle of the cardboard tube means they are getting a smaller number of sheets with each roll

Greater Manchester PoliceTerrified woman found gagged on roof of burning house after 'armed robbers broke in'

The victim has told police that three men burst into her home, demanded money and set fire to the house as they left

MusicActor shot dead on music video set posted chilling footage of guns and 'faulty props' hours earlier

Johann Ofner, 28, was accidentally killed while filming a gangster bar scene for a music video for Australian hip-hop group Bliss n Eso

Memphis DepayMemphis Depay puts Man United nightmare behind him as he entertains Lyon teammates with hilarious initiation

It's customary for footballers to perform a song at a new team and the Dutch winger was more than happy to oblige

TransgenderTransgender former menswear model finds success on female fashion catwalks in Hollywood

Aria Veach, 29, from Los Angeles, began a brave transition under Hollywood's spotlight in 2014 - despite her family's refusal to accept her identity

TridentUS report claims Trident missile test DID go wrong at the same time as Britain refuses to comment

It led to the farcical situation where MPs were reading CNN on their phones in Parliament while Michael Fallon refused to give details

Ivanka TrumpAll of Ivanka Trump's outfits from the inauguration weekend as she wowed in a striking pant suit and a fairytale dress

Said to be the real first lady of fashion, President Donald Trump's daughter didn't disappoint in the style stakes

Olivia Newton-JohnOlivia Newton-John on how she hopes chemotherapy will soon become a thing of the past

The singer beat breast cancer 25 years ago and has devoted herself to helping others suffering from the disease ever since

Bernie EcclestoneBernie Ecclestone 'deposed' as head of Formula One after 40 years in control following £6billion takeover

American company Liberty have chosen to assemble their own team with the 86-year-old finally walking away

TeenagersBritish schoolboy rejects £5MILLION offer for money-saving website after starting first business in bedroom aged 12

Mohammed Ali, now 16, from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, said American investors had offered 'more than £5million' for his price comparison app - but believes it will be soon be worth more

RapeMum plotted to let paedophile she met on Plenty of Fish rape seven-year-old daughter for £200

The duo exchanged dozens of depraved messages before the mother's partner discovered the horrifying texts and reported her to police

ArtFrom crashing waves to seascapes - Britain's coastline is given an otherworldly beauty in spellbinding photographs

Photographer Alessio Putzu has spent two years touring the UK's coastline, capturing still seas and crashing waves

sex attack'Demon' headteacher claimed he was possessed by Satan when he sexually assaulted three pupils

Willy Kiprop attracted the girls with "goodies" and admitted having an "affair" with the eldest of the three

FitnessBrits wasting £558m on unused gym memberships - with 11% saying they haven't been in a YEAR

Many of those surveyed said their gym was too busy and they couldn't use the machines

Paul MasseyPolice find cannabis farm during raid at home of murdered underworld figure 'Mr Big' Paul Massey

Officers probing a spate of shootings swooped on the house where Massey lived before he was gunned down

ParentingMum who calls her family 'Kardashians of the UK' reveals she encouraged twin daughters to become glamour models

Maruga, 55, says she is envious that her "super hot" twin daughters, Tasha and Tanya, had the chance to become glamour models

TridentTrident 'misfire' farce as Theresa May's Defence Secretary refuses repeatedly to say if nuclear missile test went wrong

Defence Secretary Michael Fallon is facing questions from 3.30pm on the incident just a month before MPs voted for renewal - watch live here

Donald TrumpPresident Trump resigned as director of five UK businesses just hours before his inauguration

The tycoon, who owns two Scottish golf courses, handed control to his sons in a bid to avoid conflict of interest

ArchitectureRetired builder knocks up a bizarre UPSIDE DOWN house despite his wife dismissing the idea as 'crazy'

Eccentric Valdevino Miguel da Silva's house has become a tourist attraction with hundreds stopping to take selfies in front of the property - and now you can rent a room

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneReading Harry Potter makes you a better person according to science - here's why

It turns out there's a lot more to the books than good story-telling

Football violenceViolence erupts after Elgin City and Inverness Caledonian Thistle tie as shocking brawl takes place outside stadium

Fans were caught on camera throwing punches and kicks at each other next to an underpass after Inverness beat Elgin 2-1

HousingStunning house that used to be underground water tank on the market for £895,000

Forget the usual features you can expect to find in a home because The Reservoir is anything but your typical property

SupermarketsMum 'shamed' in Sainsbury's for taking a sample cup of squash for her young daughter

After being humiliated by a member of staff, one mum is considering taking action

DogsDog named Bowie with odd colour eyes gets new home thanks to David Bowie's kindhearted son

A charity feared no one would take the lurcher cross because of his unusual eyes but Duncan Jones tweeted a plea and now the lucky pooch has a new home

Donald TrumpWhite House insists Donald Trump will discuss trade with Britain after he dumps major TPP trade deal

The White House said the President will have a "great conversation" about US-UK trade after he withdrew from the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP)

GamblingTouchscreen gambling machines made a record £1.73bn in 2016 - with each one worth £1,000 a week

Profits from Fixed Odds Betting Terminals, linked to addiction and antisocial behaviour, surge 14% in four years

Sport

David BeckhamDavid Beckham calls Paris Saint-Germain "home" as he reveals why the club had such a profound effect on him

Beckham only made 14 appearances in all competitions for the Ligue 1 side but has special memories from his time in France

Ryan MasonRyan Mason latest updates as Hull ace is "delighted" to see his team-mates and family after skull surgery

The Hull City star underwent an emergency operation following a sickening clash of heads with Chelsea centre-back Gary Cahill

January transfer windowTransfer news LIVE: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea latest from the January window

Follow all of the latest transfer news, rumours, gossip and done deals as they happen

Liverpool FCJohn Aldridge says Liverpool MUST deploy Adam Lallana in midfield - and Trent Alexander-Arnold can fill Sadio Mane void

While fingers were pointed at the defence after the Swans won 3-2 at Anfield at the weekend, Aldridge believes there are issues in midfield too

Corinthians Football ClubBrazil youth tournament surrounded in controversy after claims of player involved in identity theft

Brendon Matheus, of Paulista, was reported after allegations he assumed a different identity to become eligible to play

Money

Save moneyBest Burns Night recipes and deals on haggis, whisky and more

It's Burns Night, when Scots and poetry lovers around the world celebrate the works of Robert Burns. And it's one of the cheapest excuses around for a party. Here's the best recipes for your Burns Night menu, even including vegetarian haggis

RestaurantsCheap restaurant deals and offers: 40% off food at pubs and Zizzi, plus how to save on eating out

Eating out doesn't have to be expensive. Snap up one of these cheap restaurant deals and save money whilst you enjoy yourself, or pre-book an incredible package deal for Valentines

ISAsEverything you need to know about the new lifetime ISA - and how to use it to get £32,000 'free' from the government

The new ISA on the block appears to be a no-brainer, offering heaps of government cash in reward for saving. But is it really as good as it looks?

Valentine's DayWhat to do on Valentine's Day - 8 alternative dates including comedy nights and a visit to the Tower of London

Here's some inspiration for interesting ways for couples to celebrate in all the UK's biggest hotspots including London, Birmingham, Cambridge and Glasgow.

Valentine's giftsBest luxury Valentine's presents for your boyfriend or husband - From gifts under £5 to VR headsets and aftershave deals

Looking for the perfect Valentine's Day present for him on a budget? We've hunted down the best gifts under £20, £10 and top luxury gifts too

Travel

Valentine's DayTop 10 romantic breaks to celebrate Valentine's Day with your loved one

If you're looking for the ultimate romantic gesture, look no further than one of these breaks

UK holidaysHead to Hampshire for a fun family break with so much to offer from Dinosaurs to beautiful beaches

Hoburne's Naish Holiday Park in New Milton had everything this family needed for a fun break together

HolidaysTop 10 breaks to celebrate some of the anniversaries of the best British icons

This year is the year of the anniversary and the best way to celebrate is to go on one of these breaks

Credit cardsHoliday firms are 'breaking the rules' to make extra cash for people paying by credit card

Airline Flybe adds a three per cent charge to transactions while Ryanair and Thomas Cook both add a two per cent fee

EducationTeacher couple take their children out of school and on 37,000 mile 'education' journey

Richard and Catherine Thorley have visited 27 countries in their motorhome with their children Lottie and Libby

Fire ServiceHornchurch explosion: Police, ambulance crews and 60 firefighters at the scene of blast at block of flats

Stunned neighbours reported seeing debris scattered across nearby roads in the aftermath of the massive blast in Hornchurch, east London

ComputersMan who buys old Windows laptop online for $5 gets an awesome surprise when he turns it on

He wasn't even expecting it to turn on, let alone have this weird theme

January transfer windowTransfer news LIVE: Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea latest from the January window

Stick with us as we bring you all the latest news, rumours, gossip and done deals from the January sales

EastEndersHorrific EastEnders bus crash leaves fans terrified and ELEVEN characters under threat of death

Disaster struck in the BBC One soap on Monday night with up to 11 Albert Square favourites left with their lives in the balance

Ryan MasonHull's Ryan Mason undergoes surgery after suffering fractured skull in sickening collision with Gary Cahill

The Hull midfielder was hospitalised after a nasty clash of heads with Chelsea centre-back Gary Cahill

Legal aidJailed banker who made £3.8m by fraudulently fixing lending rates was given £3m in legal aid

Campaigners slammed the 'absurd' award to Tom Hayes, currently serving 11 years for manipulating bank lending rates

ReligionCatholic school bans four-year-old Muslim girl from wearing hijab to lessons sparking furious online row

Raging politician contacted the school, saying: "I’m insisting this matter is addressed asap with a change of policy"

TerrorismSick new Nigeria terror tactic uses BABIES as part of female suicide bombings

Authorities in Nigeria have warned of the "dangerous" new terror trend after two women used babies to avoid suspicion at checkpoint before blowing themselves up

Ryan MasonRyan Mason latest updates as Hull ace is "delighted" to see his team-mates and family after skull surgery

The Hull City star underwent an emergency operation following a sickening clash of heads with Chelsea centre-back Gary Cahill

January transfer windowTransfer news LIVE: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea latest from the January window

Follow all of the latest transfer news, rumours, gossip and done deals as they happen

Fire ServiceHornchurch explosion: Police, ambulance crews and 60 firefighters at the scene of blast at block of flats

Stunned neighbours reported seeing debris scattered across nearby roads in the aftermath of the massive blast in Hornchurch, east London

ComputersMan who buys old Windows laptop online for $5 gets an awesome surprise when he turns it on

He wasn't even expecting it to turn on, let alone have this weird theme

January transfer windowTransfer news LIVE: Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea latest from the January window

Stick with us as we bring you all the latest news, rumours, gossip and done deals from the January sales

EastEndersHorrific EastEnders bus crash leaves fans terrified and ELEVEN characters under threat of death

Disaster struck in the BBC One soap on Monday night with up to 11 Albert Square favourites left with their lives in the balance

Ryan MasonHull's Ryan Mason undergoes surgery after suffering fractured skull in sickening collision with Gary Cahill

The Hull midfielder was hospitalised after a nasty clash of heads with Chelsea centre-back Gary Cahill

Legal aidJailed banker who made £3.8m by fraudulently fixing lending rates was given £3m in legal aid

Campaigners slammed the 'absurd' award to Tom Hayes, currently serving 11 years for manipulating bank lending rates

Kim KardashianKim Kardashian reveals touching 'favourite' moment from Dubai visit - and it wasn't her photoshoot

The mother-of-two took some time out of her hectic schedule to visit a children's facility

ReligionCatholic school bans four-year-old Muslim girl from wearing hijab to lessons sparking furious online row

Raging politician contacted the school, saying: "I’m insisting this matter is addressed asap with a change of policy"

TerrorismSick new Nigeria terror tactic uses BABIES as part of female suicide bombings

Authorities in Nigeria have warned of the "dangerous" new terror trend after two women used babies to avoid suspicion at checkpoint before blowing themselves up

David BeckhamDavid Beckham calls Paris Saint-Germain "home" as he reveals why the club had such a profound effect on him

Beckham only made 14 appearances in all competitions for the Ligue 1 side but has special memories from his time in France