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Mighty Dougla - Lazy Man

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• published: 18 Jun 2010
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The 1961 Calypso Monarch winning song Lazy Man by The Mighty Dougla (Clatis Ali) One of my all time favourites and about time it made it to youtube.. LYRICS AS REQUESTED, TYPED UP BY YOURS TRULY: Well I challenging anybody, who think that they more lazy than me Open competition to prove I'm the World's most laziest man, You could come from Germany, you could come from France, If you think you more lazy than me, you could take de chance. CHORUS: But, I lazy to wine or dine, I lazy to speak my mind, Sun shining as hot as fire, I lazy to perspire, I hungry look I want to dead, I lazy to bite my bread I drowsy and sleepy and I sleepy like an old ram sheep, I too lazy to go to sleep. Since I was small it is the same thing, my old grandmother complaining, How I so lazy she couldn't make no hand of me. If she beat me to make me work, she only making joke, She could beat me 'til she beat off all mih clothes, I too lazy to brakes from blows. Now, I lazy to brush my teeth, I lazy to wash my feet. Skin dirty, look I want to bathe, but I lazy to make the grade. Some people might think I smelling, I know what you think, But you should realise that a fella like me to lazy to even smell stink. Well my school days was real laughters, with me and my school teachers, Through my lazy brain, I drive about twelve teachers insane. Anytime I'm in the class, I drive them clean out their mind, So rather than having to deal with me, they rather resign. Yes I lazy to reach in time, I lazy to stand in line. Any single dictation, I lazy to understand. Anytime its geography, spelling or geometry, She could lay down she could bawl, she could squeeze she could call, She not talking to me at all As a man my mother advise me, it is time that I should marry, But I so lazy its mih brother John get a girl for me. When the day of the wedding came, mih family shame, To go to the church I was too lazy, they bring the parson quite home by me. Now, I lazy to look for work, with mih wife I lazy to make a joke, But the woman so love me she decide she would maintain me, One day she said to me, stop home and be lazy But like she blind she can't see, or she too dumb to agree, I too lazy to be lazy.