Jon Lovitz

Lovitz, Jon Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Neutron Zombies

  2015, role: actor , character name: Melvin
• Play in Full Screen Killing Hasselhoff

  2014, role: actor , character name: Agent
• Play in Full Screen Grown Ups 2

  2013, role: actor , character name: Squats Fitness Janitor
• Play in Full Screen Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie

  2013, role: actor , character name: The Mad Scientist
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: Halloween

  2013, role: actor , character name: Tonto
• Play in Full Screen Lovitz or Leavitz with Jon Lovitz

  2013, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Lovitz or Leavitz with Jon Lovitz

  2013, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Joe King: King of Cars

  2013, role: actor , character name: Joe King
• Play in Full Screen Bula Quo!

  2013, role: actor , character name: Wilson
• Play in Full Screen 18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Hotel Transylvania

  2012, role: actor , character name: Quasimodo
• Play in Full Screen Vanilla Ice Archive

  2012, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Jewtopia

  2012, role: actor , character name: Dennis Lipschitz
• Play in Full Screen Sharkproof

  2012, role: actor , character name: Max
• Play in Full Screen Jon Lovitz Presents

  2011, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen A Russell Peters Christmas Special

  2011, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Jon Lovitz Presents

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live Backstage

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Roaster
• Play in Full Screen Casino Jack

  2010, role: actor , character name: Adam Kidan
• Play in Full Screen 24th Annual Genesis Awards

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Last Day Foundation

  2010, role: actor , character name: Drug Dealer
• Play in Full Screen Secrets of Life

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas

  2009, role: actor , character name: Various
• Play in Full Screen Secrets of Life

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08

  2008, role: actor , character name: Michael Dukakis
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Hillary! Uncensored: Banned by the Media

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Best of Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Godfrey Live

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest
• Play in Full Screen USIDent TV: Surveilling the Southland

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Mark Twain Prize: Billy Crystal

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen I Could Never Be Your Woman

  2007, role: actor , character name: Nathan
• Play in Full Screen Heckler

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Benchwarmers

  2006, role: actor , character name: Mel
• Play in Full Screen Southland Tales

  2006, role: actor , character name: Bart Bookman
• Play in Full Screen Farce of the Penguins

  2006, role: actor , character name: My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin
• Play in Full Screen Pancho's Pizza

  2005, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz

  2005, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz

  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Play in Full Screen The Wallflowers: Rearrange

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Music Cares Person of the Year: Brian Wilson

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Play in Full Screen Bailey's Billion$

  2005, role: actor , character name: Bailey
• Play in Full Screen Steve Martin: An American Cinematheque Tribute

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Producers

  2005, role: actor , character name: Mr. Marks
• Play in Full Screen A Perfect World: The Making of 'The Stepford Wives'

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Stepford Husbands

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jon Lovitz:

"I first worked with Steve Martin on 'The Three Amigos,' also starring Chevy Chase, and the very gay Martin Short. I was surrounded by all these legends of comedy, and I felt guilty having a favorite, because you were all so funny. But hey, it was Chevy."

"There are some actors who say, 'What do you want me to do? I'll do whatever you want,' and that's all they do, ... I kind of go to the other extreme. I say, 'I have an idea. Can I try something?'"

"Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel."

"But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good."

"I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States."

"I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it."

"I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs."

"I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented."

"I agreed with everything he was saying when he ran for president. I was listening to what he said. I go, this guy thinks like me and I agree with him. Now he's changing. All he keeps saying is millionaires and billionaires don't pay their fair share of taxes."

"I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious."

"Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did."

"You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home."

"First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic.There's nobody that is wealthy saying, let's go get the people that aren't. First of all, there's no versus. He's creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure."

"The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket."

"If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough?"

"I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream."

"Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?"

"Instead of making people victims of people who are successful, we should be telling people, 'Look, you are having a hard time, I feel bad for you. Let's look at what you're doing, let's teach you how to succeed. Let's give you the tools to succeed as opposed to turning everybody into victims."

"You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny."

"I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to miss two shows, and at the time Lorne had a policy where you can't miss shows, so I left."

Jon Lovitz