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1h

It's 21 degrees in NYC but because it's 2016 it feels like -40 degrees.

61 retweets 375 likes
3h

Biden Quietly Asks Obama To Pick Him Up Some Of Those Real Throwing Stars From Japan

459 retweets 1,168 likes
9h

Can't. Stop. Listening. To. New. Childish. Gambino.

785 retweets 4,411 likes
11h

Is it your native language?

142 retweets 413 likes
13h

Blaaaaaaake ❤️

129 retweets 427 likes
17h

By then they'll know about greed as addiction. Hollow billionaire money addicts living unconscious& joyless at the low cost of others' lives

If we don't act, our grandchildren will wonder what was so important about fossil fuel profits that it was worth sacrificing their future.
773 retweets 2,964 likes
19h

I was so hoping that Natalie Portman’s biopic “Jackie” was about Jackie Chan.

1,560 retweets 6,283 likes
2h

My new hobby is sneaking fake Facebook videos on people's timelines.

28 retweets 130 likes
4h

15 Angry Neighbors Who Aren't Afraid to Go Back to Prison -

9 retweets 39 likes
11h

What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?

645 retweets 1,389 likes
12h

Plus I interview in a sleigh!

40 retweets 175 likes
15h

The smell of houses being burnt down is overpowering.

7 retweets 87 likes
18h

Dear Satan, Thank you for not putting on/off switches or reboot buttons on modems!

390 retweets 1,970 likes
20h

Hey - Had to school this girl on Carpool Karaoke. You're welcome.

120 retweets 939 likes
3h

Tonight: , , music from + & !

85 retweets 566 likes
5h

"What should we have for lunch?" (from )

282 retweets 535 likes
11h

Day 15: Jebediah Berry's "Minus, His Heart" & Evan Williams (plus it's raining!)

13 retweets 208 likes
13h

It’s a holiday miracle — our old pal Minty The Candy Cane (AKA ) is back!

47 retweets 167 likes
16h

My relationship with scrabble has degenerated to name calling.

73 retweets 724 likes
19h

rip to a true legend

480 retweets 894 likes
20h

I tried to multitask and draw Kevin McCallister while reading something and it came out like this and I love him

3 retweets 72 likes

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