Dan HowellVerified account

@danisnotonfire

i make videos about how awkward i am and people laugh at me

London, England
youtube.com/danisnotonfire
Joined May 2009
Born on June 11
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 14

    new danisnotonfire video! the countdown of the year is finally here - The Top Dan Memes of 2016 pls retweet 👦🏻✨

    8,621 replies 17,916 retweets 50,103 likes
  2. Jan 17

    *cheesy ad music* need to pretend ur talking to someone so ppl don't judge u for having no friends watch dan's show

    881 replies 6,596 retweets 38,270 likes
  3. Jan 16

    i bought a 'build your own terrarium' as i thought it'd be relaxing but the rope snapped when i tried to hang it up a metaphor for my life

    8,508 replies 15,600 retweets 70,022 likes
  4. Jan 15

    spent nine hours back in the harry potter universe today it was an emotional rollercoaster also i edited two selfies together to make this

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    8,502 replies 15,852 retweets 76,477 likes
  5. Jan 13

    ⛄️ 10% OFF SALE on ! Use code HAPPY2017 at checkout! ❄️ USA: AUS:

    1,622 replies 5,989 retweets 29,808 likes
  6. Jan 11

    does anything make you feel as awesome and super human as when you carry all your laundry through the house without dropping a single sock

    5,476 replies 20,960 retweets 85,546 likes
  7. Jan 10

    from now on my liveshows will be uploaded to danisnotinteresting each week so we can get intimate whenever you want!

    3,113 replies 7,725 retweets 42,391 likes
  8. Jan 10

    it's the first dan live show of the year! hang out with me for intimate chats generic bants and accidental speeches

    817 replies 5,305 retweets 32,429 likes
  9. Jan 10

    CALLING ALL MEMESTERS ✨ ur time has come submit here:

    1,801 replies 7,060 retweets 35,029 likes
  10. Jan 9

    alright! i hear your demands. say TOTALLY HYPOTHETICALLY i did another of these videos.. what were your favourite dan memes of last year?

    15,691 replies 13,190 retweets 74,042 likes
  11. Jan 9

    alright i'm out of hibernation and ready to eat, mate and scratch myself against a tree let's do this.

    8,295 replies 16,255 retweets 73,498 likes
  12. Jan 6

    people are saying my tweet jokes have been too sad this week so i'm rebranding to wholesome howell here's a new meme for you

    9,715 replies 68,800 retweets 106,783 likes
  13. Jan 5

    taking down the christmas tree is like being real with yourself when you realise beneath it all you're just empty alone and festively plump

    6,351 replies 19,758 retweets 86,752 likes
  14. Jan 4

    my dentist said i clench my teeth too much now i'm suddenly aware i do it all the time like i'm constantly furious i'm scared of myself help

    5,988 replies 18,064 retweets 92,428 likes
  15. Jan 3

    i chose the 'word of the day' screensaver thinking it would be calming and educational great start

    6,209 replies 27,609 retweets 96,433 likes
  16. Jan 1

    to everyone asking if i went to a wild new year's eve party: i spent three hours making an iron bead rapidash

    12,973 replies 24,696 retweets 99,041 likes
  17. Dec 31

    here's to us pinning all our hopes and dreams for ourselves and the world on the orbit of our indifferent planet around the sun. happy 2017!

    6,055 replies 31,878 retweets 97,045 likes
  18. 30 Dec 2016

    hibernation update: i am hoarding snacks and growling at passersby attempting to enter my cave between regular naps

    5,543 replies 18,569 retweets 79,972 likes
  19. 25 Dec 2016

    merry christmas from dan and phil! here's your gift - some bloopers from phil is not on fire 8 😺🎁😸

    7,531 replies 14,991 retweets 53,213 likes
  20. 25 Dec 2016

    yes i have matching christmas sweaters with the family dog don't judge me

    6,516 replies 22,596 retweets 83,665 likes

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