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  1. 22 minutes ago

    Editorial Cartoon: "Butt Of Their Jokes"

    5 replies 25 retweets 80 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    . plans to 'drain the swamp' by canceling the Easter Egg Roll.

    4 replies 63 retweets 171 likes
  3. 1 hour ago

    Today's weather report:

    4 replies 42 retweets 97 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face

    20 replies 431 retweets 1,100 likes
  5. 3 hours ago

    .'s role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.

    5 Things To Know About Sean Spicer
    16 replies 243 retweets 484 likes
  6. 3 hours ago

    Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

    2 replies 16 retweets 41 likes
  7. 4 hours ago

    Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation

    10 replies 347 retweets 668 likes
  8. 4 hours ago

    No CGI Carrie Fisher To Appear In New ‘Star Wars’ ?

    4 replies 56 retweets 330 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    Stressed-Out 8-Year-Old Looks 12

    4 replies 321 retweets 1,267 likes
  10. 6 hours ago

    Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of New York City Manhole In For One Wacky Adventure

    15 replies 182 retweets 797 likes
  11. 7 hours ago

    Local Man Knows He Moved To Minneapolis For Something, But Can't Remember What

    28 replies 337 retweets 1,202 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    Study Finds Getting Smacked Right In The Mouth With A Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks

    18 replies 535 retweets 1,358 likes
  13. 15 hours ago

    Pros And Cons Of Vaccinating Children

    Pros And Cons Of Vaccinating Children
    10 replies 214 retweets 463 likes
  14. 23 hours ago

    6 Things Everyone Experiences When They Go Through Second Puberty

    7 replies 54 retweets 190 likes
  15. 16 hours ago

    Death Row Inmate Can’t Deny He Curious To See How State Pulls Off Lethal Injection

    6 replies 57 retweets 384 likes
  16. 17 hours ago

    Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed

    12 replies 502 retweets 1,565 likes
  17. 24 hours ago

    Read This: It’s about fucking time you learn more about swearing

    18 replies 78 retweets 424 likes
  18. 18 hours ago

    New Evidence Suggests Early Humans First Used Fire To Impress Friends

    14 replies 290 retweets 931 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour

    13 replies 430 retweets 1,477 likes
  20. 19 hours ago

    In today's news: Mike Pence, a compassionate fisherman, and an explanatory Post-it note

    Everything you need to know about today's news
    3 replies 19 retweets 87 likes

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