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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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  1. 7h

    "Comedian Dan Nainan is working the Inauguration" is a bulletproof retort to those who have said President Trump will be great for comedy

    30 replies . 197 retweets 1,542 likes
  2. 3h

    A final moment of grace before the darkness erupts. Hold onto this. Not going to be another one for a loooooong time.

    " Commutes Most of 's Sentence"
    107 replies . 271 retweets 2,059 likes
  3. 5h

    fast forward to an hour from now - Trump: "Obama pathetic for letting Eli Manning go. Had a very good year. Sad!"

    29 replies . 383 retweets 1,812 likes
  4. 4h

    Literally zero.

    Obama commutes sentence of Chelsea Manning. How many people died because of manning' leak?
    24 replies . 380 retweets 1,129 likes
  5. 4h

    A Long List of What We Know Thanks to Private Manning via

    12 replies . 520 retweets 597 likes
  6. 4h

    I'm honored to have served on the committee to free Chelsea Manning and to raise funds for her legal defense. Thanks to all of u who helped!

    404 replies . 951 retweets 7,170 likes
  7. 4h

    *WOW* hard to process good news these days: much love to Chelsea Manning! The last days of Obama might be the best ... ?

    18 replies . 64 retweets 757 likes
  8. Jan 16

    4 all u trolls.Dont agree w/my Politics.Think I'm a celeb&dont have the right 2speak.Look at this picture do u really want 2get in2 it w/me.

    1,317 replies . 7,530 retweets 31,554 likes
  9. 6h

    Dan Nainan bought my name as my website. That was after we had taken a class at UCB together. Yes And he wanted to charge me for it.

    33 replies . 117 retweets 638 likes
  10. 6h

    Not a drill! Dan Nainan is playing an inaugural ball!
    48 replies . 28 retweets 408 likes
  11. 7h

    Wish I was better at Photoshop.

    35 replies . 398 retweets 1,717 likes
  12. 7h

    Someone read this in Lord Humungus' voice.

    People are pouring into Washington in record numbers. Bikers for Trump are on their way. It will be a great Thursday, Friday and Saturday!
    232 replies . 164 retweets 1,123 likes
  13. 8h

    Of course. OF COURSE

    274 replies . 603 retweets 3,181 likes
  14. 9h

    Bringing back jobs. Respecting workers.

    Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump Asked a Hairstylist To Do Their Inauguration Hair for Free
    112 replies . 586 retweets 2,335 likes
  15. Jan 16

    Racism, shit head

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    12 replies . 49 retweets 327 likes
  16. 10h

    Right. Why didn't any of the black presidents do anything to stop slavery?

    Maine Gov. LePage: "John Lewis ought to look at history. It was Abraham Lincoln that freed the slaves ... A simple thank you would suffice.”
    190 replies . 2,430 retweets 7,025 likes
  17. 20h

    An 8-track player just backed out of the inauguration.

    40 replies . 993 retweets 3,947 likes
  18. 20h

    I just love that movie so much. The 25th anniversary was 3 years ago. Where were the parades?

    UNDERGROUND GODDAM MONSTERS he just said this 30 seconds ago are you watching me watch this
    62 replies . 29 retweets 488 likes
  19. 20h

    Oh! And Michael Gross' delivery of the line, "Goddamn monsters." Bliss.

    FUCK IT I'm gonna watch Tremors tonight maybe
    40 replies . 27 retweets 467 likes
  20. 20h

    ANOTHER great thing about TREMORS? ZERO explanation as to where the graboids come from. And no character gives a shit.

    FUCK IT I'm gonna watch Tremors tonight maybe
    118 replies . 190 retweets 2,463 likes

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