Mclusky Do Dallas is the second album by three-piece Welsh band Mclusky, released in 2002 by Beggars offshoot Too Pure Records. The album's title is a spin on Debbie Does Dallas, a famous 1978 pornographic movie. It was re-released on limited edition white marble and clear orange vinyl as a Record Store Day exclusive in 2012.
Online music magazine Pitchfork Media placed Mclusky Do Dallas at number 94 on their list of the top 200 albums of the 2000s.
Online music magazine Coke Machine Glow placed Mclusky Do Dallas at number 15 on their top 100 Albums of the 2000s.
"To Hell With Good Intentions" was #40 in BBC Radio DJ John Peel's Festive Fifty for 2002.
All songs written by Falkous/Chapple/Harding, except "Chases" by Falkous/Chapple/Harding/Alexander.
The little kid pissed on the big kid's porch
He thinks he's amazing, he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid
It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
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And one of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
And one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare
It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
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You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
I've got a mouth, got a wonderful [Incomprehensible]
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