It’s entirely my fault: I taped bacon to my cat a couple of years ago, thus apparently signaling to the whole of the Internet that what I really wanted to be was the guy to whom everything related to bacon was forwarded to. Indeed, there has emerged a “Scalzi’s Law,” which is a consonant variation of Godwin’s Law, and it goes as such:
Any conversation on the internet will eventually include bacon in some way. And then be forwarded immediately to John Scalzi.
Since it appears that “Scalzi’s Law” is indeed followed religiously by various and sundry, and I am daily inundated with e-mail and links about bacon, I’ve decided that what really needs to happen is a public repository of links to all things bacon — so that a) people passionately interested in bacon can find all the links they desire, and b) that people have something to check to see whether or not someone else has already informed me about whatever bacon-related thing they’re also thinking of sending me.
Thus: The Canonical Bacon Page, the place to go to post the bacon-related links you want me to know about — and also the place to be for the latest and greatest in bacon-related stuff online.
Here’s how it works:
1. You find something bacon-related on the Internet.
2. Rather than sending it to me in e-mail, you post it here in the comments.
3. The whole world basks in your superior bacon skillz.
It’s just that simple.
That said, to be sure you don’t “bogart the bacon” — and to make sure that your comment doesn’t get trapped in the moderation queue, I request that each comment be limited to one (1) bacon-related link. That is, one bacon-related item, picture, story, etc. Don’t just post a link to the Archie McPhee catalog; that’s lazy.
The fun and utility of this page will be entirely up to you, good bacon finders — it’s up to you to fill the comments with bacony goodness. I look forward to enjoying the hickory-smoke brilliance of your contributions.
So: What bacon-related links have you got to share with the class?
I quite like this song, by The great Luke Ski:
http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=42
Bacon cups.
Oddly, I don’t even eat pork or beef. Why am I even here?
Not surprisingly for a cat, Ghlaghghee started a blog to give her side of the bacon/tape story and quickly got bored of it:
http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/
I humbly offer up a post in which I made bacon-wrapped figs and also some faintly lascivious comments about Eric Ripert: http://shirtysapron.blogspot.com/2008/09/bacontastic.html
The Luther Burger:
http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/07/almost-inedible.html
Perhaps I could interest you in joining The Grateful Palate’s Bacon of the Month club: http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11
Chris Onstand, creator of the webcome Achewood, was given a subscription by his wife and intermittently blogged the delicious results.
There was this time a dorky astronomy blogger gave a noted Hugo-winning SF author a tin of bacon jelly beans at Dragon*Con…
A scarf that looks like bacon.
http://www.baconwrapt.com/
Beautiful. Bonus points if Scalzi gives us a picture of this baby on Ghlaghghee.
How to baconify your bourbon (with a drink recipe):
http://www.theagitator.com/2008/08/16/how-to-baconify-your-bourbon/
NPR was all agog about this:
http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/s485411.shtml?cat=1
Artificial bacon flavoring, which is also kosher and vegetarian. What more could you ask? http://www.baconsalt.com/
Just remember that you asked for it:
Maple Bacon Cupcakes with Maple Frosting
P.S. Heavens they’re tasty!
What you would have needed if the cat seriously objected to having bacon taped to her fur: Bacon bandaids
http://www.stupid.com/fun/BADH.html
Baconhenge!
Having trouble waking up each morning? I offer up the bacon alarm clock: http://www.crispyontheoutside.com/2008/08/01/this-week-in-bacon-24/
BaconFreak.com: …your personal and reliable, “bacon-nection” to this planet’s freshest and finest, premium quality, gourmet bacon found anywhere in this “ba-country” or any other.
Teh greatest marriage of meat products EVER!!
![Spam, Now with Real Bacon!](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/https://farm1.staticflickr.com/81/247564799_c04f859967_z.jpg)
Bacon cupcakes. And not too far from Scalzi’s alma mater.
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/2008/09/more-than-plain.html
This just sounds evil to me.
http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/
Scalzi’s Law: the tastier, juicier, hot, crackly (except the bits of undercooked fat on the ends), succulent corollary to Godwin’s Law.
Why the hell wasn’t this page called “Baconailia”?
Oh yeah, and Mo’s Bacon Bar
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
What cake goes best with bacon?
Dear Cakehead: Help me get the pig into my cake
Whut flavr haz u?
Humans taste of bacon, says gourmet robot
xkcd’s take: Stove Ownership
This bacon scarf is much prettier:
http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/beltane08/vegan.htm
No one appears to have referenced bacon cereal yet. Permit me to remedy that egregious oversight…
The best appetizer ever. Almond stuffed dates wrapped with bacon.
And surprisingly easy since the preparation instructions are also the name.
http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/entertaining/oscars-party-recipe-junos-pregnant-dates-043591
You have your sweet, your crunchy, your bacon-y all there in one little package.
Betcha can’t eat just one.
an English breakfast, reviewed by an enthusiast
http://russelldavies.typepad.com/eggbaconchipsandbeans/
a franchise opportunity not to be missed
http://www.baconrobots.com/
Woven Bacon:
Bacon Buzz (Bacon Reddit)
http://www.baconbuzz.com/
“Sizzling Hot Bacon” by Sean McBride:
http://shunn.livejournal.com/408248.html
Bacon chocolate cheesecake (surprisingly good!)
I think you want a 30K calorie sandwich featuring a POUND OF BACON
http://www.nanbelegorn.com/sandwich/
Hmmm – you closed comments on the other page, so I had to come over here to say you used the wrong to/too in your post. See: “— or was planning too”
Nothing like a hard-rocking, live music venue that has it’s own free bacon night. Yes baskets, like what fries are served in, but only bacon instead – free on Tuesdays. Buckets of bacon because nothing shows love of music like bacon . . . oh maybe dancing, but we bacon lovers don’t dance.
Only in Minneapolis, so if you ever make your way to the Twin Cities, let me know.
@21 – “Baconalia” is probably the best play on words I’ll see today. I <3 it.
Seen on a sign at a local Wendys: Baconater Shakes
Courtesy of New York magazine and the bar PDT, I offer you the bacon Old Fashioned:
http://nymag.com/listings/recipe/bacon-old-fashioned/
About 3/4 of the way down, this blog has the most fabulous bacon feast ever!
http://www.gumbopages.com/looka/archive/2005-04.html
Bacon cheeseecake, bacon peanut butter chocolate truffles, bacon tempura.
Bacon burger as in the meat patty is 100% ground bacon: http://www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/burgers/
How I make my own bacon.
http://marklafon.livejournal.com/28274.html?mode=reply
Diet coke with Bacon!
http://blog.whybird.net/post/43435412/
Bacon Duet: Candied bacon ice cream, garnished with a rasher of bittersweet chocolate-covered bacon.
How to Meat People and Be Loved: The Bacon Costume
A nice photo of bacon, in someone’s embryonic collection of bacon photos. Also contains a link to The Wall of Bacon.
Savage Chickens love bacon too…
http://www.savagechickens.com:80/2008/09/something-to-live-for.html
“one pound of bacon, stuffed with cheese, deep-fried, topped with more cheese”
http://www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/deepfried/
i really think the link for this should be scalzi.com/bacon.
Bacon, meet cookies. Cookies, meet bacon:
http://www.slashfood.com/2007/12/19/cookies-with-bacon-is-so-wrong-and-yet-so-right/
How did we get this far without someone mentioning Pig Candy?
http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=977&highlight=pig+candy
Become a facebook fan of bacon – http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/bacon/26511477059?ref=nf
The Royal Bacon Society
Boston Globe article on bacon flavored booze
http://www.boston.com/ae/food/restaurants/articles/2008/09/13/bringing_home_the_bacon/
Here’s what Jesus and Mo have to say about bacon:
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2005/12/28/guess/
Might I humbly offer Bacon, Peanut Butter, Chocolate cupcakes: http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/bacon-peanut-butter-chocolate-cupcake.html
I can just imagine this happening to you at a convention.
http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-06-17
BLT Cupcakes. Actually, there are three different bacon cupcakes at this place, according to the article. It’s reason enough for me to try to schedule a trip to Chicago:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/blt-bacon-cupcakes-more-cupcakes-bakery-chicago-illinois.html
If you are interested in joining the bacon of the month club, check out this store:
http://www.thepignextdoor.com/
a world of bacon :
Old family breakfast dish from the hills.
1lb bacon
12 eggs
1/2 lb ramps (cleaned, trimmed & chopped)
Fry bacon in iron skillet til crisp, remove & set aside
Toss in ramps followed by eggs
Scramble egg/ramp mixture, toss in crumbled bacon
Cook until firm
Serve hot with salt & pepper
(A sliced tomato is optional)
Note: Due to pungent nature of ramp this dish is not recommended if you work around others inside.
You can’t make this up. From the AP: “Woman named Bacon wins Idaho hog-calling title.” Sooey!
A contest for the best use of… bacon mayo!
The winner(s) are posted here.
Shrimp and bacon sandwich – Chris Rock’s favourite.
The periodic table of awesoments – No #1 is Bacon.
http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa
A love song by Yuma Johnny based on a Jim Gaffigan bit.
Super bacon-y goodness in the form of a shirt and a doughnut in T-Critic’s blog:
http://tcritic.com/archives/i-heart-bacon-t-shirt-from-no-star-clothing/
Delicious!
A tiara. Made of bacon. On Boing Boing.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/24/porky-princess-tiara.html
The Onion AV Club just had a taste test of Yoder’s Canned Bacon and Oscar Mayer Fully Cooked Bacon.
http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_yoders_canned_bacon
Taste it vicariously through their review!
Push Button. Receive Bacon.
(from Tim Ottinger, via, of all places, the Extreme Programming Yahoo! Group.)
I like to surround myself with bacon so I make bacon products out of wood. I have a baconwood letter opener on my desk, a bacon-wrapped scallop box on my coffee table… well, you get the idea!
http://www.baconwood.com
Glad to see there are so many of us!!
Chicken Fried Bacon:
Found this via this LJ Metaquotes post which itself is a bunch of bacon stuff, including a mat made of woven bacon.
internationalbaconday.blogspot.com
lordsofbacon.com They have a great site
Bacontoday.com has updates every day. One of the best places to find your bacon news (besides internationalbaconday.blogspot.com of cource ;) )
Bacon Boy t-shirts
http://www.chap.name/index.php/info/shop#baconBoy
For a bacon recipe a day baconshow.blogspot.com/
Alexa, there’s no reason all of that couldn’t have been in a single comment.
Sorry I thought it was suppose to be one comment per a link
John,
I have baconista.com, I think … Not sure if I renewed it or not. You can have it if you want it. I gave up on my idea for a google-based Bacon Map and Baconpedia after I had a heart attack a few months ago.
Yours
Joshua
PS if you are John Scalzi the author, thanks for the great books, I’ve read the whole old man’s war series so far.
Bacon Brownies and Bacon Cinnamon Rolls both brought to you by the wacky people of Bacon Today.
Sluggites, rejoice in the interdimensional bacon goodness!*
____
* Enjoy bacon responsibly.* Don’t waste bacon, m’kay?
@Christopher Hawley: Actually, it seems there’s a whole Bacon arc developing in Sluggy Freelance, starting here.
Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon!
Floss:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11847.html
Toothpicks:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11723.html
The Not For Tourists (NFT) Guide reports that Chinaski’s in Chicago now has All You Can Eat Bacon Night.
Chinaski’s
Imagine sitting in a bar on a Monday night. You’re enjoying a beer with friends, and your waitress comes up to the table and asks, “I bring you some more bacon?” No, you’re not dreaming of an alternative universe where bacon is considered one of the four food groups, you’re in Chinaski’s for All You Can Eat Bacon Night. Named for a Charles Bukowski character, Chinaski’s is heavy on the lit theme: Sandwiches are named after famous authors and poets, and the bar features literary readings and open mike nights. Speaking of sandwiches, the list of burgers is not for the small appetite, with choices ranging from a burger with peanut butter to one topped with a corn dog, to one with chicken tacos. Be sure to get the tasty homemade chips topped with kosher salt and parmesan with your sandwich. Other specials include $10 bottles of wine on Fridays.
Lattice-top Bacon Apple Pie:
http://elicooks.wordpress.com/2008/10/09/bacon-really-does-make-everything-better/
Aww Marko beat me to the bacon apple pie, so I’ll just add that Rachel Ray has a crumble top version. If the cholesterol doesn’t harden your arteries, the saccharine delivery will.
Here’s something fabulous for your next public appearance, and I’m sure the cats will love you for it.
http://newsblaze.com/story/20081020171818rocc.nb/topstory.html
The current “bacon” meme has been perplexing me for some time, because entirely coincidentally, my five-year-old daughter has developed an obsession with the word “bacon”. She shouts it out at random moments, with great enthusiasm, much to the bafflement of adults around her. (Her 1.8-yr-old sister is now copying her.) So I find myself wondering whether the meme managed to infect her like a virus!
She’s actually quoting an episode of Veggie Tales:Lord of the Beans. Bacon has little to do with the story; the dwarf Grumpy (played by “Pa Grape”) is food-obsessed, and, when they’re trying to figure out the answer to the riddle at the Blue Gate, shouts “Bacon!” as his guess (and later suggests “with bacon!” when someone else gives their guess). He shouts it again during the closing credits. For some reason, this really stuck in my daughter’s mind.
Apparently, if you are five, everything is better with bacon.
Because you need to see what happens when Bacon fights Mayo:
http://www.heavenseattle.com/_calendar.asp?date=10/30/2008
And no, I’m not associated with the companies… this is what they printed in the Food section in my paper today. :)
Baconnaise!
James and Meg replace the butter in a candied bacon ice cream recipe with bacon fat, add frank-filled hushpuppies, and what results is bacon corn dog ice cream:
http://theeatenpath.com/index.php/2008/10/14/six-degrees-of-caramelized-bacon/
I’m throwing down the gauntlet (link circles back to said page), for the explicit purpose of starting a flame war that will put bacon back into its rightful place as Sausage’s punk.
Sausage kicks bacon’s ass.
http://happycrow.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/the-bacon-heresy/
At last, a presidential ticket we can all support.
Although perhaps, just perhaps, they got the top and bottom of the ticket inverted.
So Alltop–an RSS aggregator–has created http://bacon.alltop.com/. Pretty much everything there should be linked to on here, shouldn’t it?
For that matter, shouldn’t bacon.alltop link to everything on here?
Wouldn’t that recursive linkbaiting end up clogging the tubes, like too much cholesterol from that Most Perfect Of Meats?
John is lucky that I remembered about the Canonical Bacon page; I almost e-mailed him with this. I’m sure that there are others who already *have*!
I can’t believe it, but they are claiming this is kosher!
RE: Governor Palin and geography…
OK, two can play that game. Obama-Biden supporters just put into the Vice-Presidency a 35-year veteran of the Senate who mentioned in an interview that FDR went on TV to address the public during the Great Depression!
In others words, if (note the conditional) Sarah Palin needs some geography, Joe Biden most definitely needs a remedial lesson in history.
Comforting to know our elected officials did so well in school, isn’t it?
Christiana Ellis has a great bacon philosophical quandary at http://christianaellis.com/?p=328 It is her Shallow Thoughts #187
Bacon-wrapped jalapenos, yum.
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2007/07/bacon-wrapped_j/
For those in the Bay Area, a local restaurant has chicken-friend bacon on the menu:
http://sfist.com/2008/11/10/today_in_angioplasty.php
Hi John – We’re in some weird sort of alternate reality. Whenever something bacon-related comes up, people feel the urge to send it to you. And whenever we develop something bacon-related, we get reams of emails telling us to send it to you.
So consider both of our jobs done:
http://www.baconnaise.com
– self-explanatory what it is.
Last night I ate at Herwig’s Austrian Bistro, in State College, PA. I consider it to be the canonical bacon restaurant, and thus worthy of inclusion on this list twice. When you enter, you are greeted by a sign, “Welcome to Herwig’s, where bacon is an herb”, and the motto is also printed on tabletents. There are pigs and bacon-themed items everywhere in the restaurant.
I had saurkraut (with bacon), potato salad (with bacon), and bratwurst (no bacon), followed by the chocolate bacon cheesecake I’ve already described here.
Dinner was followed by Blue Oyster Cult, who also had no bacon but rocked nonetheless.
I saw this and thought of you:
http://monstercrochet.blogspot.com/2006/07/bacon-wrap.html
Enjoying your ‘blog…
Faith Wallis
The Tao of Bacon, edited by Dr. Pauly, of Tao of Poker fame:
http://taobacon.blogspot.com/
Art bacon
Another one to add to add to the collection
This is a Bacon Cover for your iPod.
http://www.walyou.com/blog/2008/11/19/iphone-accessory-the-bacon-sleeve/
Just in time for Thanksgiving: Turbaconducken
I heard Elvis kept a bowl of bacon on top of his piano.
“Nothin’ burps like bacon!” he’d say.
http://www.baconunwrapped.com/2005/11/was-elvis-bacon-lover.html
Your Bacon Gift Guide!
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/22/your-bacon-gift-guide/
Uh… this guy put bacon on his head. And upper lip. Bacon Hitler. Probably the most disturbing use of bacon I’ve ever seen. http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/bacon-hitler
I found a bacon candy bar at a fancy schmancy food store today. I had to buy it, but have not had the courage to eat it yet. Here’s the website:
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
What’s new in Python 3.0?
http://abstrusegoose.com/81
Nobody Scores presents: BACON!
‘You think I can’t get bacon?’
‘I can get bacon’
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
Minnesota Public Radio’s BACON EXPOSE
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/11/26/bacon_is_big/
Found the following looking for a receipe on kraft.com:
The Bacon Community is Here!
The wait is over! Bacon Lovers’ Talk, THE gathering place to connect with other bacon lovers, is now live! BLT is a community where you can share, discuss, and participate around all things bacon — recipes, techniques, and general bacon-ness. We know you’ve been waiting for this for a long time; it’s finally here.
Go to the Bacon Lovers’ Talk community now!
http://www.bacontalk.com/
I explored the bacontalk website some more this morning. It is a can’t miss. They even have a bacon pin-up calendar!
Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Mints:
How is this not here yet? Bacon Flowchart:
![New and Improved Bacon Flowchart](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2207/2129889439_abdd0c270f_z.jpg?zz=1)
Just in time for the holidays from the LA Times “1,001 things to do with bacon”
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2008/12/bacon.html
#1 – Candied Bacon Martini
The Bacontini, courtesy of the LA Times
http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fow-baconrec3d-2008dec03,0,7141243.story
Bacon smuggling! (hey, wasn’t there an episode of West Wing devoted to that?)
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/12/us_to_deploy_drone_aircraft_along_canadian_border_to_prevent_bacon_smuggling-2.html
This year’s Christmas present: the bacon weave.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/pfft_hearts_are_overrated_anyw.php
Marvel if you will, my fine baconsseurs, at the recipe for Buttermilk Bacon Pralines:
http://ayankeeinasouthernkitchen.com/2008/11/12/buttermilk-bacon-pralines/
The latest from J&D, the fine folks at #101 above:
J&D’s Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Pack
to follow on #29
![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8096/pekoni177xw9.jpg)
Bacon Weave Roll, with cheese
In case anyone missed it:
http://twitter.com/baconbaconbacon
And what it links to, The Holy Church of Bacon:
http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Main_Page
A bacon wallet.
http://www.stupid.com/fun/BWLT.html
Bacon-flavored gum balls. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11871.html
The Bacon Explosion
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
Wow.
Important bacon news, from Time magazine: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1870492,00.html
enjoy.
I’m done with bacon. http://randomaccessbabble.com/2009/01/move-over-bacon.html
I love this woman’s site, and here’s one of her best recipes:
http://www.whatgeekseat.com/wordpress/2008/10/30/bacon-doughnuts/
Your rasher for today: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7dabf82357/bacond-from-kevin-bacon
Whale Bacon: It’s real!
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/25/honestly-i-want-to-save-the-whales-but/
Apple Bacon Coffee Cake- 3 parts of the food pyramid in one:
http://www.philly.com/philly/restaurants/20090115_Coffee_cake_to_please_a_bacon_lover.html?viewAll=y
I’m sure you’ve seen this, but, it’s a T-shirt that says “Push Button, Receive Bacon.” http://www.neighborhoodies.com/push-button-recieve-bacon-hoodie-p-663.html
Warren Ellis’s internet church Whitechapel recently started a bacon thread. I posted a link to this page. the circle is complete.
http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=4811&page=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumaki
Rumaki – a delicious little hors d’oeuvre that my mother would make when she thought we all deserve to die from bacon overdose…
NY Times does a piece on the now famous Bacon Explosion:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html
John Scalzi did a brief blog post about Bacon Camp.
After all, how can this page be canonical if it ignores a bacon-related post at a prominent blog like Whatever? The cost in recursiveness is small, I tell you, small!
(I await the eventual link from The Canonical Bacon Page to The Canonical Bacon Page).
Another bacon pie. This one appears to be bacon and cheese, with a bacon crust…nope, no fat or cholesterol there!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?em
I may be behind the times (no pun intended) but this link was sent to me and I had to share it.
Good glorious bacon can only be made better by…
sausage and bar b que sauce!
The Chicago Sun-Times likes bacon, too:
http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/food/1406005,bacon-explosion-013009.article
Unfortunately, it doesn’t mention bacon cat.
Some days that’s all there is.
You know what would be great? If you could add bacon to every page you visited.
And now you can.
http://bacolicio.us/
Is it possible no one’s posted this?
http://baconporn.tumblr.com/
Also, because I found this on my hard drive and couldn’t remember if I’d ever sent it to you:
Disturbing
Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of pork bellies I will fear no spatter for thou art with me, thy reviews inform me.
Behold http://bacn.com
Baconmania has run its course, declares Slate’s Big Money segment: http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/video/2009/02/20/rip-baconmania
Anyone for baconated birthday cake?
Man Eats All-Bacon Diet for a Month
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2009/02/rifftraxs-mike.html
Bacon Fish: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17280716
Maple Bacon Cake with Bacon Toffee:
http://thursdaynightsmackdown.com/2009/02/22/maple-bacon-cake/
Bacon on Userfriendly, the comic strip:
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20090228
Bacon bubbles! For pets, kids, or dieters.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/yum_bubble_blowing_gun_blows_b.php
Six Degrees of Bacon: Kevin Bacon Baconfest at Alamo Drafthouse.
http://www.drafthouse.com/lakecreek/shows.php?id=357
As a kosher-keeping Jewish vegetarian I offer this link in the spirit of Keeping Austin Weird!
Enjoy!
Very nice information…the World needs more Bacon info! Thanks for this :)
For avoiding post-bacon embarrassment:
http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8
Woofy-pop bacon flavored popcorn for dogs: (really)
http://www.amazon.com/Dogmatic-Woofypop-Microwave-Popcorn-1-6-Ounce/dp/B0007ZPXJQ
Not just bacon. But bacon AND cats AND teh internetz: today’s Diesel Sweeties webcomic…
(Note: that webcomic is often not safe for work. But this particular one ought to be.)
–Dave
Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, an opiate similar to and derived from hydrocodone, is also called THEBACON.
Final proof that bacon is addictive.
I found this on boingboing and rushed here to show you. It’s about a guy who writes for Popular Science making a blowtorch out of proscuitto.
I know, it’s not technically bacon, but can you really argue with a blowtorch made from flaming hot pig death?
http://www.popsci.com/bacon
An AK-47 made of bacon.
Probably a sinister plot cut short by this…
The Flaming Bacon Lance of Death!!
I was going to bring up the Bacon Lance, but others have already done so. I just want to convey my delight at discovering that you have a page devoted to bacon-related contributions, and my admiration for your system.
Not only is this page enormously convenient to ardent bacon lovers, but also I forsee that once it gets long enough, you can snip it off and make a book out of it.
My morning breakfast routine.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Meat/
Yes…. there is bacon.
It’s Seattle’s Premier Bacon Event: Baconopolis!!! http://www.tomdouglas.com/events/view/id/23
It’s like a wine tasting, only with Bacon.
Bringin’ the Bacon – Chicago Metromix
Photos of bacon-centric dishes from Chicago-area restaurants
It amuses me that one of my work colleagues is Jono Bacon. We work for a company called Canonical.
Ah, the weird meta-world that my brain is now inhabiting.
Dixie Cream Donuts in Columbia, Missouri sells a bacon maple bar donut that is very, very good. It’s a bar donut with maple frosting, covered in crumbled bacon.
I can’t believe no one has mentioned the (allegedly) evil Bacon Brothers of Abbotsford, BC. One’s up on murder charges, which led to headlines like this one: “Bacon drama no repeated in Port Coquitlam court today.”
http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/realscoop/archive/2009/04/08/bacon-drama-not-repeated-in-port-coquitlam-court-today.aspx
An old skit from The State that I was introduced to just today: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5933487992252736220
The Chicago Tribune is celebrating the bacon dishes of Chicago restaurants. With pictures, that they’re calling “bacon porn.” Actually, I think it’s better than real porn: Edible underwear is just embarassing, but the whole point of bacon is “edible.”
Because my life was not complete before I discovered this.
http://www.baconsalt.com/
So I shared your CBP with moonrat at Editorial Ass, and one commenter mentioned this site, which I don’t believe you have on this page already, the Baconcyclopedia:
http://www.mybadpad.com/fun-stuff/the-baconcyclopedia-the-ultimate-bacon-reference-of-baconic-proportions
I cure and eat bacon: http://blog.charcuteire.com/2008/08/21/a-blt.aspx
Bacon Rugs (kind of)
http://www.rimworlds.com/thecrotchetyoldfan/?p=4148
Bacon for your steel cutting needs.
http://www.popsci.com/bacon
Remember folks, to check recent previous posts: The bacon blow torch has been posted several times now.
In reading This is not a game which I believe was recommended in this blog, I ran across a mention of “candied pepper bacon” as one of a choice of breakfast meats. I can’t quite wrap my imagination around that one, although no doubt someone here has eaten it.
“Take heed, because I’m a bacon poet.”
(Nobody’s posted this yet?!)
The guys who invented Bacon Salt on World News Tonight TONIGHT at 6:30!
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Story?id=7391205&page=1
Just saw it online and thought of y’all.
Tactical bacon!!
http://www.topglock.com/category/1820.aspx?NID=382
Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon producers, who offer no tactical packaging for their product.
Gummi Bacon, courtesy of ThinkGeek: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b97f/
Bacon sandwiches: good for hangovers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html
includes link to bacon salt store.
http://www.notesoft.com/DiscussionBoards/Debunkers/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1243
Bacon Vodka, again? Not home made this time . . .
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/crossing_the_line_bacon_flavor.php
Behold! The BaCone , a breakfast in a cone wrapped in bacon!
In other news, my friends and I are now referring to the swine flu as Bacon Lung.
Great site. I think more importantly, aside from the possible swine-flu, is the post-apocalyptic infestation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJu9OXdfU0&fmt=18
Paula Deen is trying to kill us with deep-fried bacon:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/ladys-fried-mac-recipe/index.html
Bacon > Carrot
http://www.kawaiinot.com/?p=144
Lots of bacon went into the construction of The Meat Ship.
Paranoid about the apocalyptic zombie attacks or just losing your BACON? well, check this one out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJu9OXdfU0&fmt=18
http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/
Sounds like she is your kind of woman!
Bacon-flavored lube:
Aaaand… I believe I win at the Internet.
Swine Flu Antidote!
Cocktail served at Fino in Austin. 4th picture down in this blog entry:
http://austinmodhouse.com/blog1/2009/05/santa_cruz_visitor_finds_antid.html
Run our car on it now:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2009/05/bacon-biodiesel-car.html
AK47 assault rifle replica, to scale, made from bacon : http://tr.im/bacon_assault
Bacon Cake!
Mike Daisey is doing a performance in NY on June 8: “Mysteries of the Unexplained: Bacon.” He will also cook and serve bacon to the audience.
From the FB event page about Mike Daisey (full disclosure – he was a college classmate of mine): “MIKE DAISEY has been called “the master storyteller” and “one of the finest solo performers of his generation” by the New York Times for his groundbreaking monologues which weave together autobiography, gonzo journalism, and unscripted performance to tell hilarious and heartbreaking stories that cut to the bone, exposing secret histories and unexpected connections. His monologues, fourteen and counting, include the controversial How Theater Failed America, the six-hour epic Great Men of Genius, the unrepeatable series All Stories Are Fiction, and the international sensation 21 Dog Years. Over the past decade he has performed his unique extemporaneous monologues at venues across America and around the world. He’s been a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman, a contributor to WIRED, Slate and Salon, a web contributor to Vanity Fair and Radar Magazine, and his work has been frequently heard on the BBC and NPR.”
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=83510114577
Didn’t see this link yet – Bakon Vodka
http://bakonvodka.com/
Medley beat me to it. As a fan of Mike’s, I’m sorry to have to miss his bacon show; his monologue “The Ugly American,” about his time as a starving theatre student in London, is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
http://www.mikedaisey.com/2009/05/our-thanks-to-everyone-who-came-out-for.sht
Medley, if you were a college classmate of Mike’s, that means you went to Colby College, in Waterville, Maine, where I grew up… did you by any chance take any classes w/ Dick Sewell? Or sing in the choir (conducted by my dad)?
Bacon taped to the wall in the film “Gummo”:
I found this hilarious…
Mmmm. Bacon butter.
This is what I had for lunch today at the hospital:
2 Brauts (sp?) with bacon, carmelized onions and mustard,
Fries
and a Mountain Dew
and I’m supposedly a health professional.
Take care,
Troy
Bacon origami. (Or origami with bacon to be more precise. When I first saw the link, I thought somebody was making some kind of bacon out of folding paper, but now, the medium was bacon….folded bacon.)
http://www.thing-a-day.com/?p=7474#
Your ebook, too, can smell of bacon! http://smellofbooks.com/aromas/crunchy-bacon-scent/
My favourite is Eau You Have Cats, though…
There world can now enjoy pancake & bacaon cupcakes (at least if your in Chicago, which sadly I am not):
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2009/06/prweb2500474.htm
There is a contest for a from-scratch BLT on Michael Ruhlmann’s blog:
http://blog.ruhlman.com/ruhlmancom/2009/06/blt-from-scratchsummertime-challenge.html
Bake your own bread, grow your own lettuce and tomato, make your own mayo, cure your own bacon and photograph it (extra credit for grinding wheat, raising pigs, wild yeast). Best three photos will get one of his books signed in bacon fat.
Bacon dress
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/10/dress-made-from-meat.html#comments
Donut with Bacon Sprinkles.
Someone must’ve read comment 94!
Bringing home the Bacon: http://nycgo.com/?event=view.article&id=166096
Is bacon consumption in the US really up 40%? See a discussion in the San Diego Union Tribune.
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/jun/17/1f17baconm185139-joy-bacon/?features&zIndex=117784
I find after discovering your baconness, I keep running across bacon items. And here’s another one I don’t believe is on this site: bacon air freshener
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2593
Oh, and there are a potload of other bacon related items on that above link.
Flikr has a bacon photostream:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/everythingsbetterwithbacon/pool/
Bacon scented candles!
http://www.mandleco.com/Bacon_Candle_p/baco.htm
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies
http://kashkawan.squarespace.com/novembrance/2009/6/24/bibbity-bobbity-bacon.html
chocolate covered bacon
![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vnkjQH4YvHM/SOBe0sMRxGI/AAAAAAAAAzY/_4Tl2hbS2NE/s1600-h/P1010306.JPG)
You can always count on the county fair to come through.
In this case the Del Mar Fair now called the San Diego County Fair at the Del Mar Fair grounds. Meh.
Story
http://www.examiner.com/x-14984-San-Diego-Fast-Food-Examiner~y2009m6d24-Top-San-Diego-County-Fair-Foods
Picture
A bacon dress. Go figure!!
http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/debs-style-file/just-plain-bizarre/2009/07/my-love-of-bacon-put-to-the-test-by-bacon-dress/
Bacon formal wear.
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11943.html
Bacon soap: http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/bacon-soap-how-to-make-your-own.html
100 Year old Bacon Factory Burning Down
http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?p=2887623
“It started burning last night at 10 pm, and it still burning as strong as ever. Yes, almost 18 hours later, it’s still burning. It has the potential to continue burning for another 24 hours.”
Follow up on the Cudahy, WI fire…now this a bacon fire!
“…with more than 150 fire fighters from 30 fire departments…the event reached the equivalent of an 8 alarm fire.”
http://www.examiner.com/x-8372-Fire-Safety-Examiner~y2009m7d8-Patrick-Cudahy-Fire-in-Cudahy-Wisconsin
“The fire suppression activities are now in their 50th hour as this is written. Over 8 million gallons of water has been poured…”
http://www.examiner.com/x-8372-Fire-Safety-Examiner~y2009m7d8-MABAS
Rembrant @ 224 beat me to it…. Damn. Though I have pics of the chocolate covered bacon sign from the Del Mar Fair.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Grilled-Bacon-Wrapped-Corn-on-the-Cob/Detail.aspx?ms=1&prop25=20568989&prop26=NewestRecipe&prop27=2009-07-15&prop28=BBQGrilling&prop29=Recipe&me=1
Nothing like grilling bacon-wrapped corn!
Bacon-flavored soap bubbles: http://www.lamp-post.co.uk/proddetail.php?prod=CH14011
The US Air Force is now utilizing BACN!
Bacon-flavored gumballs!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/
Bacon is going to bring about the end of the world…
http://www.alternet.org/environment/141498/why_bacon_is_a_weapon_of_mass_destruction/
Re: Cassie @ 235:
Food anti-fascism in action.
There is no dark side of the bacon.
Bacon cat? How about the whole bacon family?
OK, it is not on the intertubes but good old fashioned paper publication Chile Pepper magazine has an article on bacon in the September issue. Several tasty recipes and a listing of bacon-themed products and some artisanal bacon suppliers. (I still say you should make your own.)
Combine your bacon with beef into the ultimate meaty goodness:
http://mexico.purplecow.org/index.php/Aberdeen_Sausage
I believe the last serving suggestion would be Scalzi’s preferred.
BACON BEER!!!
“One of two things will happen,” Mr. Oliver predicted. “Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth.”
“I will not sacrifice the bacon. We’ve made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They tell us not to drink so much, and we fall back. They ban cigarettes, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn HERE!”
Bacon Cupcakes!
http://dcist.com/2009/08/eating_in_mmmm_bacon.php
Maple Bacon Toffee!
http://bit.ly/1mao7C
Kinda NSFW. The Bacon Bra
http://gizmodo.com/5345912/bacon-bra-needs-no-further-explanation
Found on a list of “Secret Fast Food Menu Items”:
At Fatburger, you can order a Hypocrite – a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon.
I lol’d.
Bacon as dinnerware (ok, breakfastware, but you get the idea):
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/173055508/meatini-a-full-english-fried-breakfast-served-in
although it’s not why I’m fat.
Don’t mess with this kid’s bacon.
If you give a mouse a cookie, they will want a glass of milk to go with it.
If you give a wolf some bacon, they will want some HUMAN FLESH to go with it.
How to cook an entire meal with bacon, from appetizers to dessert:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5309231n&tag=related;photovideo
Have we discussed bacon fat mayonnaise yet? That is some fat on fat ACTION.
http://cavemanfood.blogspot.com/2009/04/bacon-mayonnaise.html
Bacon Soap for sale: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/09/22/bacon-soap/
This has apparently escaped the notice of the Canonical Bacon Page:
Turbaconucken.
(Via Pharyngula)
Anything with “1 Package of Bacon” listed in the ingredients is worth noting.
http://tinyurl.com/ya92maa
Rabid
http://www.smorgasbite.com/2009/01/hot-dog-bacon-keds-shoes/
Anybody fany trying this?
http://www.firebox.com/product/2468/Baconnaise?itc=185&src_t=nwt&src_id=266
RUTLAND [MA]— A man placed on probation last week for allegedly assaulting his wife was arraigned yesterday on new charges stemming from an alleged assault his spouse said was brought on by her failure to properly cook his bacon on Sunday…
I know you prefer your caffeine CokeZero-related, but how about a fresh, steaming mug of Maple Bacon Morning coffee?
This entry on IReallyLikeFood is titled “The 10 Weirdest Bacon Products On The Market”:
http://www.ireallylikefood.com/714982639/the-10-weirdest-bacon-products-on-the-market/?cuttag=true#cuttaganchor
I think I may have seen mention of one or two of them previously on the Whatever.
Bacon Bake Sale for the benefit of Habitat for Humanity.
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/10/the_usually_business-like_lobb.php
Bacon Truffle recipe. SO good.
http://www.stupidonions.com/recipes/bacon-truffles/
“I get so angry when I feel people pushing a weight-loss agenda,” said Linda Bacon, a nutrition professor at City College of San Francisco and author of “Health at Every Size,” a book published last year whose title has become the rallying cry of the fat pride community. “What we’re doing in public health care policy is harmful. We give a direct and clear message that there’s something wrong with being fat.”
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/11/10-geeky-laws-that-should-exist-but-dont/
See #8, “Wilbur’s Law” – Bacon makes everything better. :)
I give you Bacon Popcorn, microwavable:
http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/bacon-pop/
In a time when “bringing home the bacon” means that you are keeping your job safe in this financial apocalypse, I would like to shed some light on places that are truly bringing home the bacon despite what is happening on Wall St.
Whether you like slab bacon, gourmet, thick cut, thin cut, peppered, nitrate-free, or bacon art; the magic of this food can overpower the most depleted 401K. Not all cities have an equal love for this savory dish, so where in the United States does meat candy reign supreme?
Find the answer here: http://blog.onboardinformatics.com/2009/06/onboard-informatics-2009-top-5-bacon-cities/
A chalice of bacon! I would drink so much beer out of this.
http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/11/19/bacon-beer-mug.html
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Bacon: The Gateway Meat
The Male Bacon in its Nest
Behold the wonders of nature.
I present you with bacon-scented shaving soap:
http://mamabearssoaps.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_37&products_id=433
If it’s as good as the rest of her soaps, this would be great to shave with. Not sure about smelling like bacon though…
Here’s another entry from IReallyLikeFood, a recipe for Candied Bacon fudge:
http://www.ireallylikefood.com/718399822/a-not-so-healthy-recipe-candied-bacon-fudge/?cuttag=true#cuttaganchor
In fact, I might recommend checking IReallyLikeFood on a regular basis, as several of the contributors seem to like bacon quite a bit.
mmm my favorite drink the bakon mary.
http://bakonvodka.com/recipes
http://republicofbacon.com
Al Murray – Bacon is proof of God
Bacon cookies and bacon brownies? I gag at the thought, but here you go…
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120994007
I posted about bacon mayonnaise once before, but I perfected the recipe just the other day:
http://kashkawan.squarespace.com/novembrance/2010/1/4/bacon-fat-mayonnaise.html
Dunno if you’ve seen this one before but naturally the second thing I thought of was this site…
http://www.baconorbeercan.com/index.html
Candied Bacon Ice Cream: http://thedawgrun.blogspot.com/2009/10/candied-bacon-ice-cream.html
The Bacon-Chicken Narwhal: http://blog.safetyfist.com/2009/08/true-deliciousness-bacon-chicken.html
Hot damn. I’m hungry.
Bacon and eggs could help pregnant women boost their baby’s intelligence
6 Reasons Bacon is Better Than True Love.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_love
Mmmmm bacon.
Want that bacon flavor but don’t have any cooked? Now bacon-y goodness is just a squeeze away!
http://www.businesspundit.com/some-products-should-never-hit-store-shelves/
Out of date, but what who couldn’t love the idea of Bacon Connoisseurs’ Week?
http://www.lovebacon.info/
The Nickel Diner in downtown LA has a wonderful looking Maple Bacon Donut. Haven’t tried it … yet.
I saw these Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers on a friend’s Facebook feed.
http://klg2a.blogspot.com/2010/02/super-bowl-bacon-cheese-turtleburger.html
I want to eat one of these SO badly! Yet another use for a delicious bacon weave.
Need to fulfill your caffeine, sugar and bacon needs in a convenient on-a-stick format? Lollyphile has you covered: http://www.lollyphile.com/products/caffeinated-maple-bacon-lollipops
Baconfest Chicago! April 10th, 2010 at Logan Square.
http://baconfestchicago.com/
Bacon flavored envelopes?
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php
My girlfriend sent me this
http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2010/02/18-bacon-wrapped-foods.html
STOP THE BACON INSANITY!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-02-23/stop-the-bacon-insanity
I did a search for t-shirt and for periodic and didn’t see this:
Periodic bacon
For sale here:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/d4a0/
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/pfft_i_know_chemistry_elementa.php Just so you all know… I own this.
Is bacon suitable for rocket construction? From the guys at rathergood.com.
The ending makes it all worth it. Well, that plus the bacon song.
How to Use Bacon To Make Your Life Incredible and Amazing:
http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life
How to use BACON to make your life incredible and amazing:
http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life
Linked from your old contract-overlords at AOL: a better way to make bacon:
http://living.aol.com/gmc-trade-secrets/curtis-stone/perfect-bacon
But where does one get parchment paper?
Bacon Flower Bouquet, and Bacon Roses:
http://www.just-whatever.com/2010/03/23/perfect-bouquet-for-men/
Here’s how to cook bacon with a machine gun. As compared to one of my previous entries, which was making a machine gun replica out of bacon.
Karen @ 297 — Parchment paper is a baker’s supply; it comes in large sheets for the pros, rolls for us home folk. Look in the grocery store along with foil and plastic wraps. I use an 11×17″ cooling grid in a half-sheet pan instead; preheat to 400ºF, bake 20 minutes, nearly perfect. Look at 15 and 18, depending on how crispy you want.
The bacon roses … there’s a twisty way of making a paper rose that might work with bacon, hmmm.
Tully — you beat me, came here to post that.
Think Geek’s annual April Fool’s Joke: My First Bacon.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml?icpg=Carousel_MyFirstBacon_4
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml
My First Bacon. You’ve got a friend in meat.
I swear, comment 301 wasn’t there when I first posted. I swear it wasn’t.
Bacon Baby: bacon flavored baby formula.
Start clogging those arteries early, kid!
Bacon Star Wars! http://www.tifr.us/tifr/2010/4/11/bacon-at-at.html
How to make Bacon Fat popcorn! *drooooooool*
http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/how-to/how-to-make-bacon-fat-popcorn-114252
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20100419
Thinking Bacon…
Putting Weird Things in Coffee Presents SIMULATED BACON BITS CONTAINS NO MEAT (in coffee)
http://puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com/2010/05/01/bacon-coffee-test-2-bacon-bits-in-filter/
And the original Putting Weird Things in Coffee bacon experiment:
http://puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com/2009/04/19/coffee-and-bacon/
it appears that you are the inventor of the internet meme, according to the washington post…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/opinions/outlook/spring-cleaning/internet-memes.html
Bacon. It’s a verb.
Bacon footwear.
http://ifshoescouldkill.com/2010/05/15/i-want-to-crumble-these-shoes-on-a-salad/
Wow. This has been an amazing comment-thread. We’ve been following it for about a year. Anyway, have ya’ll checked out the BACON apocalypse video by BFF? Well, why not? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJu9OXdfU0
The Bacon AT-AT. Come on! Star Wars & Bacon? Genius (even if it looks totally disgusting):
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/04/12/yumminess-imperial-bacon-at-at-is-gonna-stomp-you/
In honor of National Donut Day, the maple bacon donut at Voodoo Doughnut in Portland.
http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php
Bacon pancakes?
http://www.joeydevilla.com/2010/05/02/bacon-pancakes/
Here’s a neat discussion of the uses of sweeteners in curing bacon.
http://www.theoldfoodie.com/2010/06/sweet-as-bacon.html
The same link also has a discussion of older versions of preserving bacon – and why you’d need to. (not for the faint of stomach!)
For bacon lovers in the New York City area, may I present the Choinkwich! It’s a treat served by the mobile business known as The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. Choinkwich ingredients are chocolate ice cream, two chocolate cartwheel cookies, and carmelized bacon.
For those who want to see a picture of this beauty, go here: http://www.biggayicecreamtruck.com/goodies/
You’ll have to scroll down a little to find the Choinkwich picture.
Oh the unbearable horror! A bacon lover (I have to assume) living in Denmark has found that a picture of bacon on a Visa credit card is not acceptable. As per this story, the bank in question cited rules and regulations for not allowing it: http://www.berlingske.dk/danmark/bacon-forbudt-paa-visakort. Google Translate does a decent job of translating it. No bacon on credit cards???? Where will the madness stop???
Making its second appearance in this thread (but with a new and completely different link): chicken-fried bacon!.
And more from The Old Foodie:
a whole week devoted to bacon. She starts with a glossary of terms, including flitch and rasher. :)
http://www.theoldfoodie.com/2010/06/bacon-week-part-first.html
Wow. Torani makes a bacon flavored syrup. This is the Italian soda syrup folks… so it has to be awesome RIGHT?!
http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup
Rainbow colored bacon. Apparently still edible:
http://bacontoday.com/colored-bacon/
Colored bacon.
http://bacontoday.com/colored-bacon/
“Bacon’s not a food – it’s a lifestyle” t-shirts
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/
From Engrish Funny “Big Balls Bacon”:
http://engrishfunny.com/2010/06/23/engrish-funny-delicious-and-salty/
Coloured bacon seems so utterly wrong…
On a serious cooking note, this cookbook has more uses for bacon than you can shake a stick at. My favourite idea? Bacon Baklava.
Fat: An Appreciation of a Misunderstood Ingredient, with Recipes
by Jennifer Mclagan
http://www.indiebound.org/book/9781580089357
I tried the Chocolate covered Bacon at the county fair last night (Alameda County Fair held in Pleasanton/Dublin in California) The bacon they used had a strong fake smoke flavor, like it had liquid smoke added to the bacon they bought. The first few bites were great.. but then the liquid smoke kicked in and just left a bad taste in my mouth. Not recommended. I love bacon and chocolate covered bacon bars i have before were great. This choco dipped one at the fair could have been a million times better had they used a better bacon.
Space Bacon Kitteh!!!
(courtesy of Making Light)
There is a book called Bacon: A Love Story out now.
http://www.ecookbooks.com/p-25462-bacon-a-love-story.aspx?affiliateid=10097
Bacon Bubble Buddy
Pull trigger, receive bacon (bubbles). $6.99 – $15.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/e166/
Old Spice Man comments on seriousness of suffering a heart attack while piloting a zeppelin over a bacon factory.
“Which is the most serious of heart attacks, because if that zeppelin crashes into that bacon factory, all of us will be without bacon. And that simply will not do.”
Bad pun warning:
Three Legionnaires are walking through the desert under a baking sun. They’re fully equipped with enough water for days and food aplenty — but they were fascinated that they still saw mirages.
They see visions of swimming pools attended by dusky maidens. They see stalls full of ice creams and sorbets of every conceivable flavor. They see cool ponds inviting them to take a swim. But the Legionnaires do not crack. Instead they keep marching solidly on.
Suddenly one of them freezes. “Psssst,” he says. His companions halt and strain their eyes to where the first Legionnaire is pointing.
“There!” he says, with a thick accent. “Is zat a bacon tree on ze horizon?”
And sure enough, there it is, proud and defiant in the middle of the desert: an actual bacon tree! Slowly they creep forward towards the far off mystery object. Centimetre by centimetre they carefully crawl until they are within a stone’s throw of the bacon tree. Ever nearer they creep until suddenly a shot rings out, dropping one of the Legionnaires in his tracks. The other Legionnaires hit the ground as bullets thud into the sand around them.
The other two return fire and give first aid to their wounded companion.
Even as they bandage him and pour water over his face they can hear his faint voice:
“Zat vas no bacon tree,” the wounded man gasps out as his final words. “Zat iz a ham bush.”
(from http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_legionnaires_mirage.html)
The influence of Scalzi and bacon is everywhere. Read the meta tag in the last panel.
http://www.gwscomic.com/archive.php?today=994&comic=993
Bacon buttercream frosting
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/dining/182drex.html?_r=1
From the folks over on Makezine – make you own bacon (I gather they’re *not* talking about raising your own pigs as well…): http://makeprojects.com/Project/Homemade-Bacon/218/1
Courtesy of io9, we now learn that it was once believed that dreaming of bacon is A Bad Thing:
http://io9.com/5626821/learn-that-dreams-about-bacon-are-evil-with-this-1800s-snake-oil-catalog
I am not 100% certain that any bacon was involved with this, but it sure looks like Lady Gaga may have been communicating with Ghlaghghlee about fashion choices:
http://gothamist.com/2010/09/13/lady_gaga_distracts_from_scandal_wi.php
Just a quick thanks to Mr. Scalzi for posting about my Bacon-Based Autism Fundraiser, BACON-PALOOZA! along with a link to its website, http://www.bacon-palooza.org.
John Ordover
Kevin Bacon and bacon.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/10/03/kevin.bacon.auction.komo
Courtesy of LiveJournal buddy Kayla Rudbeck:
Bacon Socks!
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/sock-collections/vices/bacon-knee-highs
Hopefully I can do this link correctly.. Not so good at these highly developed skills needed these days to share bacon information… (tee-hee) I had mentioned this in an earlier post ..about the bacon “kevin bacon”.. so, here’s the link.. LOL!
http://starcasm.net/archives/66883
OMG.. Jaws beat me to it.. didn’t see the other link..sigh…not enough coffee..
INAPPROPRIATE BACON:
Looks like Bacon cat has some competition, say hello to Cheese Dog!
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/photo.php?fbid=454756730681&set=a.57001485681.66407.27598255681¬if_t=like
I am the bacon master!
![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs652.snc4/61284_442955395137_791690137_5059416_1547756_n.jpg)
Jones Soda Co. adds a bacon flavor to the mix.
http://www.bizjournals.com/seattle/news/2010/11/04/jones-to-sell-bacon-flavored-soda.html?ed=2010-11-04&s=article_du&ana=e_du_pub
Decisions, decisions…
Relativistic Bacon!
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2056#comic
Guanciale, or Italy’s answer to bacon:
http://www.salon.com/food/guest_chef/index.html?story=/food/feature/2010/11/10/guanciale_bucatini_all_amatriciana_ext2010
Via Fark: Bacon you can cuddle!
http://gizmodo.com/5686553/finally-bacon-you-can-cuddle
I think Ghlaghgheee needs one of those.
Jewel Staite’s husband’s dream super power: to be able to produce bacon out of his pockets:
http://blastr.com/2010/11/jewel-staite-stargate-stunts-my-favorite-superpower-and-more.php (Fan question #4)
Keep your lips soft, smooth and delicious!
Bacon flavored lip balm:
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Lip-Balm_c_10.html
The Bacon Nativity scene:
http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/2010/12/bacon_nativity_scene_is_truly_christmas_miracle.php
Bacon, apple slices cooked in bacon fat, and ice cream, as an upscale dessert – in the New York Times
Friend from high school sent this via Facebook:
http://www.zingermans.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=G-BAC-3&crf=SHARE&sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4d01a26036ff80bd%2C0
Yes, let’s see how long before John is made a member of the Bacon of the Month Club.
I am already a member!
Via Lifehacker.com
http://lifehacker.com/5711834/ditch-the-skillet-fire-up-your-oven-to-cook-perfect-bacon
Bacon nativity:
http://www.sevenwholedays.org/2010/12/07/nom-nom-nom-nativity/
Guys, remember to check through the thread before posting. We’ve got more than one Bacon Nativity link.
For your consideration, an image of the Golden Girls playing D&D with Wil Wheaton, framed in bacon.
Behold:
![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170118054836im_/http://www.theweem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gg_dnd.jpg)
The bacon rocket:
http://www.rathergood.com/bacon_rocket
The original site is gone, but the images remain on the interweb. I can’t believe there is no link to the bacon bikini from the Ultimate Tailgate Party… Google bacon bikini for more images from the original shoot…
http://loyalkng.com/2009/01/26/majestic-bacon-bikini-girls-totally-nsfw-bacon-teets/
Our local caterers Feys & Hobbs, Victoria, BC, Canada offer a quality bacon jam.
https://feysandhobbs.com/
I’m thinking fresh cheese scone …
Tim H.. i see no mention of Bacon Jam on that site :(
Hi John,
Seth and I are also U of C alums with a bacon-fixation. We turned ours into http://www.baconfestchicago.com
Baconfest Chicago 2011 is happening this Spring at the UIC Forum in Chicago. Please come by and help us spread the word. VIP presale ticket info is here: http://baconfestchicago.com/give-the-gift-of-baconfest-chicago-2011
Cheers,
Andre
Smoky bacon ginger cookies! Here: http://porkknifeandspoon.com/2010/12/18/smoky-bacon-ginger-cookies/
My First Bacon — talking plush bacon strip for little kiddies
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e1d0/?pfm=rightcolumn_NewStuffFTW_3
Below is a link to a recipe for Bacon Baklava, which may be the purest expression of bacony splendor I have ever experienced.
(However, the one confection I have yet to see someplace, is bacon-wrapped chocolate. NOT chocolate dipped bacon, but the other way around.)
http://www.twistedoak.com/baconbaklava
A new recipe for egg nog;
Dec. 23, 2010, from Time Magazine, Bacon of the Month Club. They are so far behind the curve.
For the next 24 hours, http://www.teefury.com/ has an “Infinite Bacon” t-shirt for sale! Who wouldn’t want bacon shaped like the symbol for infinity?
The amazing Bacon Tuxedo! Includes kid sizes!
The key to good presents from Santa, bacon!
http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=471
Vote for bacon-flavored Dum-Dums:
http://www.dumdumpops.com/DDPVote/ddpvote.php?id=2
okay i know Bacon Doughnuts have been posted before.. but if you are in SF or close by, you got to try this Bacon Maple Apple Doughnut.. yumm!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/dynamo-donuts-and-coffee-san-francisco
Here’s a link to NPR’s article on Why Bacon is A Gateway to Meat for Vegetarians
Ham Solo!
http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/02/01/ham-solo-of-the-day/
xkcd revisits Bacon Kitty as part of Trochee Fixation.
Oh, my god. I broke Rule #5 of the Canonical Bacon Page which is mail something bacon related to Scalzi. Well, then here it is: a bacon bikini.
Actually, for the more prurient of porcine procurers there is a treasure trove of bikini’s with bacon to be found on the Google Image Search.
Can you tell I just had bacon?
Daily Bacon
The best interviews and chat from Richard Bacon’s new afternoon programme on BBC Radio 5 live
http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/dailybacon
This robotic wait-staff/wine steward can assess flavors. It’s verdict on the “tang” of a human hand: People taste like bacon…
http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/02/26/tasting-robots-verdict-on-people-tastes-likepork/
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game.
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Mr.-Bacon%27s-Big-Adventure-Board-Game.html
“This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast!”
http://xkcd.com/856/
It says “Bacon Kitty” in the first panel.
A reference perhaps…
Toaster Bacon!!! I saw this and thought of you.
http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/30/funny-pictures-history-reddi-bacon/
These Ants Taste Like Bacon
http://consumerist.com/2011/02/these-ants-taste-like-bacon.html
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e1bc/
Bacon-flavoured toothpaste: http://www.uncrate.com/men/body/health-fitness/bacon-toothpaste/
Praline Bacon recipe. (From Good Eats. Cue up the video at 7:12.)
http://www.youtube.com/user/goodetv?blend=4&ob=4#p/u/17/0yOLKotyDBY
Chow — Your doing it wrong: How to cook bacon
http://www.chow.com/videos/show/youre-doing-it-all-wrong/54482/how-to-cook-bacon-with-scott-vermeire
http://i.imgur.com/84uPK.jpg — Here is a Guild inspired Bacon Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day and Amy Okuda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQh2IvZGaMI&feature=player_embedded — And the video of me presenting it to them! YAY
http://www.cbc.ca/stevenandchris/2011/03/bacon-infused-caesar.html
post a bacon link, you say? Well, if I must.
A BACON LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there you go.
Made some nice Bacon Wrapped jalapeño Poppers over the weekend.. all Homemade style.. next time I make it I’ll snap a picture. But just picture in your head a nice popper with real cream cheese filling, lightly breaded and fried up, then before it is all the way done, take them out, pat dry and then wrap in bacon and Bake it in the oven.. and serve them with a sweet and spicy berry sauce (like the Bronco Berry Sauce from Arbys)
If you use the word “bacon” in a twitter post (observed march 2011) you will immediately be followed by a follow-bot that appears to be animal-rights related.
Dennys Baconalia Festival 2011
Baconalia! promotion of seven bodacioulsy bacon dishes.
Among the creations: a three-bacon sampler, a BLT with eight strips of bacon,.
The sundae: you get a layering of maple-flavored syrup, some vanilla ice cream, chopped hickory smoked bacon.
http://www.dennys.com/en/page.aspx?ID=271&title=Baconalia
Follow AllBacon on Twitter :
http://twitter.com/allbacon
(is this a Scalzi side project?)
Al Dente food blog asks the question, “How Many Times Can Bacon Jump The Shark?”
As many times as it wants to.
Third Annual Bacon Day in Fayetteville, Arkansas: http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/2011/03/29/third-annual-bacon-day-set-for-april-9-in-fayetteville/
bacon cologne:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/06/bacon-cologne-perfume-by-fargginay_n_845515.html
Job interview tips:
1) Dress for success
2) Ask intelligent questions
3) Bacon!
http://badjobinterviews.com/post/3314927672/everything-goes-better-with
http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Cheesecake-Brownies/
Brian Crane’s “Pickles” comic strips for April 15 & 16, 2011… Source page: comics.com/pickles.
Good news, bacon is good for you!
http://natural.getprograde.com/the-truth-about-bacon.html?advert_id=bacon
Actual conversation between myself and my two daughters:
ME: ….so your dad and I are hoping we can go see John Scalzi again when he’s down here in May for his book.
YOUNGER DAUGHTER: Okay, I keep hearing this name, but I have to ask: Who is John Scalzi?
ME: He’s a science fiction author. You know, he has that blog, Whatever, he wrote Zoe’s Tale?
YOUNGER DAUGHTER: I don’t think I’ve actually read that.
ME: Hm. Well, he wrote the Old Man’s War Series, so–
OLDER DAUGHTER: He’s the guy who taped bacon to his cat.
YOUNGER DAUGHTER: Oh! HIM!
Scalzi’s Law has been added to Wikipedia.
Because I have waaaaay too much time on my hands….
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2011/04/30/meekakittys-bacon-song-sizzles/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+geeksAreSexyTechnologyNews+%28%5BGeeks+are+Sexy%5D+technology+news%29
I went to my local Denny’s and found they have a new series of menu items. It’s called “Baconalia”. I was surprized by the desert but I am p;anning on trying it. A bacon carmel sundae. Check it out.
http://www.dennys.com
Facebook post by a friend, followed by a comment by me, on May 1 at 9:57pm:
Him: Bury OBL with a bacon sandwich. Delicious, and damning.
Me: Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Van-Gogh-for-Breakfast/
Bacon art, and not just the notorious brassiere, either.
A blog post about a bacon-based potluck:
http://glutenfreegirl.com/bacon-a-party-unto-itself/
mentions some interesting ideas, including candy bacon, but unfortunately not a recipe.
If you’re ever stuck for that last minute birthday/christmas present for your loved one, why not try :-
oops!! lets try that again.
If you’re ever stuck for that last minute birthday/christmas present for your loved one, why not try :-
http://www.firebox.com/product/3748/Bacon-Unisex-Perfume
For a meatier Lorem Ipsum generator:
http://baconipsum.com/
More from the Jennifer McLagan “Fat” cookbook – bacon fat spice cookies. :) I made them today. They’re… surprisingly good. As she says, like baked ham in cookie form. :)
Someone over at Serious Eats posted the recipe. :)
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/10/bacon-fat-spice-cookies-recipe.html
My blog recently experienced an unexpected visitor avalanche, getting more views in two days than in the previous three months, for a completely off-the-wall reason.
So I came up with the Bacon Cat Law of Internet Popularity named in honour of Ghanghlee.
Besides, Scalzi’s Law already exists.
Ethanol subsidies and the price of bacon?
http://pajamasmedia.com/tatler/2011/07/12/a-crisis-worth-worrying-about-bacon-prices-are-about-to-skyrocket/
For those visiting San Francisco, there’s now a roving bacon restaurant truck:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/san-francisco/san-francisco-first-bacon-truck-152042982.html
диета при сотрясение мозгаможет ли похудение повлиять на деторождениексеникал похудениесамое эффективное средство для быстрого похудениялунная диета лунный календарьрежим дня для снижения весадиета при обострении печени и желчного пузырямедицинская диета при панкреатитевинная диета отзывыфотографии людей кто быстро похуделнасколько можно похудеть за 4 неделивлияние кефира при похудениижелочный пузырь – диетадиета при болях поджелудочнойкак сбросить лишний вес пермьлегкие диеты на каждый деньправильное питание при вегетососудистой дистониидиета при белке в почкахлисса мусса похудеть комсомольскаясамый лучший способ похудеть на 10 кг
hand-dyed yarn using the soothing colors of our favorite cured meat product. Suitable for knitting socks or lace.
Bacon Yarn
The Bacon Song
nice wrap up
Bacon on cat shirt in derby at shirt.woot.com! Woo Hoo! Go to shirt.woot.com, click on the derby, sort the shirts by “votes” and you see the shirt.
Bacon Flowers:
https://plus.google.com/107982618909749811163/posts
I was randomly wasting time at work and found this picture of Ghlaghghee and bacon.
http://lolbin.net/i/iKgwL44S/perspective.html
So now i have a corollary to Scalzi’s law: “Any picture of a cat with bacon will be forwarded to Scalzi’s bacon page”
(in this case it really is Ghlaghghee)
I’m a mathematics teacher. The symbol ≈ (“is approximately equal to”) is now known in my classroom as “that bacon sign”
@meldupontvideo tweeted last night:
Why are people buying so much bacon?! #Hurricane #Bacon http://twitpic.com/6b7l4d
Probably would’ve gone viral with a #HurricaneBacon hashtag instead. *shrug
@419
I see the word Viagra in there somewhere…
Well what do you know – there’s a big bacon day coming up on September 3rd!
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/
Internet people like bacon. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/08/31/funny-food-photos-welcome-to-the-bacon-net/
More from Lifehacker: 8 Essential Bacon Hacks
Includes curing your own, the abovementioned oven-baked bacon, and bacon sandwiches as a hangover cure. (?!?)
http://lifehacker.com/5837068/8-essential-bacon-hacks
Who wrote Shakespeare?
You probably aleady knew that Lady Gaga was a bacon fan after she donned the infamous meat dress at the 2010 VMA’s. But it is now official – Lady Gaga loves to eat meat… bacon, that is! http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/09/14/lady-gaga-biggest-bacon-fan-ever/
Make your own bacon jam! http://www.instructables.com/id/BAM-Bacon-Jam-Recipe/ The author describes it as “BAM! – short for B(acon) (J)am! Part bacon, no parts jam, and extra dashes of awesome make bacon jam the new must-have condiment.”
Paddy Long’s in Chicago serves a “Bacon Bomb”, which has to be seen to be believed. “The Bacon Bomb is five pounds of ground sausage, pork and beef mixed with spices and wrapped in a weave of brown sugar bacon, and then slow cooked on our pig roaster. ” Go to their site for pictures, directions and more! http://www.paddylongs.com/paddy-longs-food/paddy-longs-bacon-bomb/
An anthology of bacon-themed horror stories:
http://www.amazon.com/Baconology-Lance-Schonberg/dp/1463699522/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317885945&sr=8-1
http://www.diamondsfordessert.com/2011/10/bacon-epi.html
bacon bread! :D
omg i most definitly adore BACON!
Bacon Cat made the news again, this time in the Washington Post!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/gene-weingarten-modern-journalism-and-cat-pictures/2011/10/10/gIQAfgbUMM_story.html?hpid=z4
Bacon jerky.
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/oct/23/bacon-in-a-bag/
Bacon Curry. A modified Chicken Keema, and Damn Good Eats.
http://witwokandwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/03/bacon-curry-indian-style-on-lazy.html
Bacon Lube.
Hardcore.
PC Black Label Marmalade:
http://www.pc.ca/blacklabel/pcBlackLabel_product_recipe.jsp?productId=prod1390121
bacon lip balm:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder10/ce5c/
Not quite on topic but given Bacon Cat you needed to know about Pork-Cat Syndrome.
Sparkling Bacon Ornament from ThinkGeek
You know I only leave you things because you have a Canonical Bacon Page, right? “Starry Night” in bacon.
On the more wholesome & crafty side of things, how to make felt bacon Xmas tree decorations: http://americanfeltandcraft.wordpress.com/2011/12/01/25-days-of-felt-christmas-crafts-day-3-makin-bacon-ornaments/
Hello Kitty Bacon
http://www.kittyhell.com/2011/12/05/hello-kitty-bacon/
Torani Bacon is now available to Canadians as well!
http://buycoffeecanada.com/torani-syrups/torani-bacon-syrup-750-ml
Bacon in my Skyrim?
http://kotaku.com/5867521/a-skyrim-helmet-made-of-bacon-shout-delicious/gallery/1
Two great tastes that’ll clog your arteries together: Spam with bacon!
http://www.spam.com/products/spamwithbacon.aspx
From your “friends” at Hormel!
Biblical Bacon?
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2487#comic
“10 Awesome Bacon Appetizers”
http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2011/12/01/bacon-appetizer-and-snack-recipes/
“”1. Bacon-wrapped Macaroni and Cheese Bites””
I’ll let you check out the other 9.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Occupy-Bacon/194650670610865
Posted w/o comment –
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16526695
BACON club at Charlottesville HIgh School (Best All-around Club Of Nerds) is fundraising for a trip to CERN. They have BACON t-shirts
I give you: Bacon Banana Cookies.
It sounds like a rejected recipe from Chopped.
And yet, if you check the reviews, several suggest that you add more bacon to the recipe.
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Bacon-Banana-Cookies-369252
You may be interested to know that you and Krissy still have a month to put in your application for this year’s Dunmow Flitch Trials — mentioned in Chaucer, and still going strong seven centuries later.
http://www.dunmowflitchtrials.co.uk/
Bacon fabric, designed by Vo_aka_virginiao, available for sale through Spoonflower:
http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/361183
There are also other bacon fabrics on sale there but I think this one is best.
I thought I’d seen it all but now Jack has gone where no bacon has gone before…
The bacon shake! I’m scared….
Lil – They had a much BETTER Bacon Shake at Deneys for a while there.. the one at Jack is good, but not as good as i have had before. They have bacon on site.. why cant they crisp some up and mix it in and sprinkle it on top as well.. My wife and 2 1/2 year old boy both loved the Jack Shake and we will be going back for more, next time we will go get the bacon doughnuts first and drive over there to get the shake ;-)
Bacon Syrup – yes the Itallian soda drink makers have a Bacon flavor. you can now add Bacon to anything for real! http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup
make your own shakes at home ;-)
Okay.. so far i have added Bacon syurp to:
Mt. Dew = okay if you really like bacon, but with the brominated vegie oil in it already it seemed extra thick.
Maple & Brown Sugar Malt-o-Meal = YUMMY! you have to give it a try for real
Browines = 3/4 of the water called for i used Chocolate coffee and the other 1/4 i used the bacon flavoring. came out nice and tasty. I crumbled some Maple Bacon on top.. very good
McDonalds French Fries = tossed in a bowl at home with a dash of J&Ds Bacon Salt with some bacon syurp… so very good.
Bacon and egg crochet pillow http://www.mooglyblog.com/2012/02/24/bacon-and-eggs-pillow/
Diet Coke, now with Bacon! http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/408914_10150613716897834_613507833_8871981_985400685_n.jpg
Used the Bacon Syurp this weekend to make Bacon Flavored Blue Corn Waffels, with bacon bits inside the batter. I then made some Bacon Maple Syurp on the side to go on the top and made Bacon Whipped Cream!!! yes i have to be the first to have done that!! loved it! i know you would to ;- )
FYI Nathan – That Bacon Diet Coke was from 2009.. But if you want one, making them at home is easy now that we can buy Bacon Syurp so easy now :)
I have been loving my Bacon Mt Dew more and more. I even tried Bacon Early Grey Tea!
Anyone know if there is a cat food that tastes like bacon? or cat treats?
My cats love bacon, often trying (unsuccessfully) to steal mine right off the plate.
This idea is a goldmine – how’s about it, Purina?
“old aggie” – They have Bacon Flavors Lick Pops for Dogs/Cats, as well as Bacon Flavored/Sented Bubbles, my cat loves to chase bubbles ;-)
Here’s Steve Jaquez’s Bacon Please (“the thicker, the better!”):
http://baconplease.wordpress.com/
Finally, after years of diligent research, I get to add a small piece to the collection of all things bacon. Here for your viewing pleasure, is the bacon coffin:
http://www.chow.com/food-news/110089/think-bacons-to-die-for-get-the-bacon-coffin/
Disclaimer: My “diligent research” was limited to opening an email forwarded by my wife. Thanks Honey!
World peace made easy.
http://eviljwinter.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/how-bacon-can-save-the-world/
This may explain a lot: http://xkcd.com/1054/
;^)
Video: Rub Some Bacon On It
Bacon photos at Artomatic 2012
http://meanlouise.com/bacon/
Burger King’s Bacon Sundae http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/13/go-hog-wild-burger-king-introduces-a-bacon-sundae/
baconcat.com
Ground bacon patty. Bacon strips. Bacon dressing. Bacon cheddar.
IT’S ALL BACON!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/06/bacon-burger-slaters-50-50_n_1653997.html
Okay. Fine. They cheated a little bit. The bun isn’t made out of bacon, and they added a fried egg.
And, perhaps most importantly, it is located in Anaheim Hills, California. And, thusly, will be within reach of a certain wild Peregrinating Scalzi in under a week’s time. As we all know, the Peregrinating Scalzi survives on a diet that consists solely of bacon. (At least while his wife isn’t watching.)
Wait. Scratch that last bit about the location…
Liberty Station, San Diego, California!
http://sandiego.slaters5050.com/location
Dude, you could even catch a CAB to this thing! Or ask one of the locals for a quick ride! It’s meant to be!
Steampunk Bacon Cat (ok, no actual cats or bacon involved here, but it’s still cute)
http://www.urbanthreads.com/product_details?product_id=9591
Hey John, are you in Edmonton now, spreading bacon wherever you go?
“The mark of the mysterious bacon man…. @ZoomJer pic.twitter.com/Zg”
I guess I am somewhat baffled by the concept of taping bacon on to a cat. But, that’s just me.
Being baffled is an appropriate response.
Bacon Beer !!!
http://rogue.com/beers/voodoo-bacon-maple.php
Nuff Said, huh?
Did you ever play the first Tomb Raider game?
Scenes from a Multiverse has a bacon-themed cartoon: http://amultiverse.com/2012/08/29/makin-bacon/
Cuddle up with your very own Bacon Plushie…
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e1d0/
Another bacon costume, which took first prize at the 1894 Covent Garden Fancy Dress Ball:
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/09/bacon-costume-1894/
Just a smiling visitant here to share the love (:, btw great design .
http://ugguksale8.webeden.co.uk
Baking with bacon…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/28/baking-with-bacon-recipes-lepard
Suggestion for dinner in Austin tonight: http://www.baconaustin.com/
A music video somebody made about bacon. Just finished Old Man’s War, was MUCH better than I was expecting, good stuff!
Michael Symon’s B-Spot restaurant in Cleveland, OH –
Vanilla Bean Apple Pie Bacon Milkshake 6.00 (add bourbon 3.00)
The straw is so fat it’s like putting a cigar in your mouth… but much tastier!
http://boingboing.net/2012/10/25/carl-sagans-cosmos-the-meat.html
Cosmos, the lost episode.
“A giant planet with a liquid interior full of liquid beef and pork, into which a thousand earths would fit.”
3D printed Mobius bacon strip:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57545747-1/mobius-bacon-strip-cooked-up-through-magic-of-3d-printing/
Bloody Mary drinks at Matchbox Restaurant in Washington DC (Chinatown) use bacon as a stirrer. Great idea for morning pick me up with meat. matchboxchinatown.com
The way to make a BLT that ensures bacon in every bite:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/22-things-youre-doing-wrong
The strips are woven before they’re cooked.
STW tributes the Scalzi bacon cat: http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1581.html
Bacon shaving cream….maybe it overcomes Betaness?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/bacon-shaving-cream-jds-foods-movember-beard_n_2211891.html?utm_hp_ref=business&ir=Business
Fifty Shades of Bacon
Cracked presents: The 7 Most Shameful Abuses of Bacon.
Meta – Scalzi-Bacon
A comic has suggested that cabbage should replace bacon as the trendy food of 2013.
To illustrate this, they show a picture of a cat with a cabbage on its head.
http://bit.ly/UFFi69
How to wrap your house in bacon: http://www.movoto.com/blog/novelty-real-estate/bacon-home/
Unfortunately, when you click on the “Scalzi’s Law” link you get “Error This journal has been deleted and purged.” Looks like “jdack” folded his LiveJournal and silently stole away…
country fried bacon http://www.wienerandstillchampion.com/2013/01/country-fried-bacon-on-nprs-sandwich.html
@ Bruce Durocher (and Scalzi)
jdack migrated his journal to Dreamwidth, and the post on Scalzi’s Law is now located here:
http://jdack.dreamwidth.org/512582.html
The United States of Bacon, the television series
http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/12/06/united-states-of-bacon-tv-show-because-this-is-america/
Didn’t realize this page still had the old link on it. I did email John some months ago to let him know the LJ was going offline but I don’t imagine it was a high priority for him.
Does processed meat (including bacon) kill you? http://www.statschat.org.nz/2013/03/08/eat-bacon-and-die/
Cosmic. Bacon. Fez.
http://fez-o-rama.com/blog/?p=3000
In which I make the famous Bacon Explosion myself, and it was good.
http://bloggingdan.com/2013/03/03/the-bacon-explosion-as-awesome-as-it-sounds/
Scope Bacon Mouthwash
Bacon flavoured condoms!!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2301324/Do-porkphylactic-Bacon-flavored-condoms-hit-stores.html
From Nerd Fitness: lots of good advice and info on why bacon is not a bad choice if you’re trying to eat healthily.
http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/02/19/the-definitive-guide-to-bacon/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NerdFitnessBlog+%28Nerd+Fitness+Blog%29
Scroll down the page for Scope Bacon (ah, if only…):
http://lifehacker.com/5992871/your-2013-april-fools-day-prank-spoiler
Or at Scope’s webpage:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/bacon/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=%2Bscope%20%2Bbacon&utm_campaign=Scope_Search_Desktop_Brand+Awareness_Rinse|Bacon2&utm_content=sfNsMbuAe_22895484434_b_%2Bscope%20%2Bbacon
The good news is, you’ve been selected as the Queen of the Blue Ribbon Ribbon Bacon Fest. Even better, the honor comes with its own dress. Best of all? The dress is made of bacon… http://www.aol.com/video/designer-makes-20lb-bacon-dress-for-queen-of-festival/517731633/
Bacon Fest is coming, Bacon Fest is coming (to Dayton, Ohio)
Even in 1930, bacon was A Thing:
Woman, 105, says bacon is the secret to a long, happy life
“I love bacon. I could eat it for every meal, and I do!” she said, and encouraged others to do the same.
And a link to above…
http://now.msn.com/pearl-cantrell-105-says-bacon-is-key-to-long-life
For dealing with Fluffy’s hair mats or if you just want to give a chance to cool down in this global warming summer you’re bound to have.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1139/
Richmond’s First Bacon Festival Announced (Richmond, VA)
http://www.richmond.com/events/festivals/article_1074c008-c23e-11e2-8bdb-001a4bcf6878.html
Okay, here is some bacon that I might be reluctant to eat… even after the meatloaf is cooked…
http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/home/2010/10/28/well-thats-horrifying.html?currentPage=4
@BW: I’m guessing that was some kind of a Paul Bunyan festival, given that Chehalis, WA was a big logging area. (One of the many Bunyan tales was that the skillet for his breakfast was so huge the cook had to grease it by skating around with bacon slabs tied to her feet.)
And in more recent news, San Francisco restaurant BaconBacon had to close for upgrades to its ventilation system after neighbors complained that the bacon aroma was getting overpowering. It got a mention on last week’s Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update”: “Apparently this has been a problem for some time, but no one was brave enough to call a cop and tell them ‘I smell bacon!'”
McDonalds is dropping the Angus burgers and is adding bacon to quarterpounders.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/burgerbusiness/mcdonalds-talks-quarter-p_b_3267645.html
https://www.sayitwithbacon.com/
no comment needed
A portrait of Kevin Bacon, rendered in bacon http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/art-made-bacon-165400311.html
Recently on “Dog with a Blog” (Disney Channel’s most recent tween sit-com iteration–this time about a talking dog):
There was a running gag about Stan, the talking dog, being tempted by the suggestion of “free-range bacon covered cats”. He even was trying to start a charity to promote the idea.
(Honestly, my kid likes the Disney Channel–it wasn’t me!)
OK, what every bacon lover needs… http://www.theverge.com/2013/8/28/4668790/ford-wants-to-clog-the-nations-asphalt-arteries-with-bacon-wrapped-car
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_Tastes_Better_with_Bacon
Candied bacon
Bacon lowers sperm count
A bacon-wrapped sleigh for Santa – TFC!
Bacon porn. Sort of.
http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Bacon-Benjamin-Myhre/dp/1479129836
Chicago: David Burke’s Bacon Bar:
http://www.burkesbaconbar.com/
Decorative beans or buttons glued beautifully will evn look good and distinct.
But typically it’s ignored as a result of insufficient its acknowledged value.
I was hired to make a cake for a birthday. The person whose birthday it was likes pork, but lives in a Jewish household. After checking that it would be ok with the Jewish person who was buying the cake, I planned to make a cake that would be ringed with bacon cookies. At 2am, feeling the bacon was lacking something, I gave them all faces. I was punchy, but it was exactly right.
bacon cookies: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/401875966720806748/
that were destined to decorate the outside of this cake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8wuy_IlSs
Bacon medals: http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/olympian-sage-kotsenburg-medal-made-bacon/story?id=22561276
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1972102-lehigh-valley-ironpigs-unveil-new-bacon-themed-uniforms?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=mlb
Oscar Mayer device lets users wake to sound, smell of sizzling bacon
Here’s a kickstarter page for a Bacon Museum to be started in Porkopolis…I mean Cincinnati! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/westaries/cincinnati-bacon-museum?ref=home_location
Pig Virus Pushes Prices Higher
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-04-09/bad-bacon-news-pig-virus-pushes-prices-higher
Grand Prize (1): a “Year’s Supply of Farmland Bacon”consisting of 52 $10 coupons redeemable for Farmland bacon at participating retail locations. ARV: $520.
First Prize (4): “Farmland Bacon Once a Month” consisting of 12 $10 coupons redeemable for Farmland bacon at participating retail locations. ARV: $120.00.
Second Prize (250): A Bacon Club Tee Shirt. ARV: $12
One Time Entry. Expires May 31, 2014. U.S. Only.
http://www.farmlandbaconclub.com/index.php
Never forget the victims of bacon-related violence. “Good reason to kill #49”
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2014/06/good-reason-to-kill-49-burger.html
Edmonton’s having it’s first-ever BaconFest! It sounds both fun and silly – “Bacon to eat, bacon to drink, bacon to entertain!” And this just a month after Porkapalooza… *shakes head*
See an interview with the BaconMeister.
Hello, this weekend is fastidious in support of me,
since this time i am reading this fantastic educational article here at my house.
Did you know that bacon was not always in vogue? Hence the insult: chawbacon. http://www.merriam-webster.com/top-ten-lists/top-10-rare-and-amusing-insults-vol-2/chawbacon.html
Perhaps it’s time to bring that word back, ironically.
The Bacon Boom Was Not an Accident. It is a concerted effort by the pork lobby.
据悉,这两天,一条《独生子女无法继承父母遗产?99. 东交所现货白银 99%的人都想不到!》的微信在网上 投资理财知识 “火了”。
这一说法是真的吗?
昨天记者采访发现,郑州的一些法院也碰到过不少此“难题”,独生子女在父母双亡的情况下,无兄弟姊妹当“被告”,导致自己继承遗产权利受阻。独生子女碰到这种情况该怎么办?记者采访了 理财小知识 法官、律师,看看有什么锦囊妙计可用。
数据
因无被告可诉,郑州大多法院没给立案
采访中,中原区法院、管城区法院、二七区法院,立案庭及民庭法官也都表示,曾经有独生子女走进法院咨询过类似情况,但听说“无被告可诉”,最后不得不放弃打官司,另找其他方法。
管城区法院立案一庭法官贾思
Submitted for your approval: New Hampshire has released a bacon-scented lottery ticket! http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/hampshire-lottery-releases-bacon-scented-ticket-28344199
Not especially bacon-related, but also in the vein of “things-taped-to-cats,” Jim C. Hines posted this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153134281329283
Since it appears that “Scalzi’s Law” is indeed followed religiously by various and sundry, and I am daily inundated with e-mail and links about bacon, I’ve decided that what really needs to happen is a public repository of links to all things bacon — so that a) people passionately interested in bacon can find all the links they desire, and b) that people have something to check to see whether or not someone else has already informed me about whatever bacon-related thing they’re also thinking of sending me.having voluntarily taken over Union Carbide’s assets and liabilities singapore accounting software
The fun and utility of this page will be entirely up to you, good bacon finders — it’s up to you to fill the comments with bacony goodness. I look forward to enjoying the hickory-smoke brilliance of your contributions. eyeglasses portland or
Thus: The Canonical Bacon Page, the place to go to post the bacon-related links you want me to know about — and also the place to be for the latest and greatest in bacon-related stuff online.when one of the nurses who was “pranked” committed suicide. forskolin for weight loss
A guest post by Chad Orzel on Dante Shepherd’s great Surviving the World daily web”comic”, where he each day features a whiteboard with some “lesson”, references baconcat: http://survivingtheworld.net/GuestLecture36.html
Sorry, I wasn’t able to get the image to appear. :(
Here he is, though: https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11052013_10206877967773571_5793723985623759836_n.jpg?oh=55751c30b2394abf6dbe7564e046a862&oe=561A09DA
Vegetarian bacon ham (also available: vegetarian chicken ham): http://www.lamyong.com.au/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_14&products_id=48
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/local/iowa-state-fair/2015/08/18/ultimate-bacon-brisket-bomb-wins-2015-new-iowa-state-fair-food-contest/31919201/
That story about counting horse’s teeth, attributed to Bacon?
It first appeared in the early 20th Century, apparently.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=713157
Not Bacon.
First relevant bacon sighting of 2016:
Seaweed that tastes like bacon as the next big thing? (naturally enough, in a Portland paper… and one can almost imagine a Portlandia sketch).
Benton’s Smoky Mountain Country Hams in Madisonville, TN has the best bacon I’ve ever had. And they ship! Bacon in the mail! Mmmmmm.
http://bentonscountryhams2.com/
Finally – Bacon Emoji!
http://blog.emojipedia.org/new-unicode-9-emojis/
Try this out for size: http://bacon.wikia.com/wiki/Bacon_Wiki
Push-button bacon: http://makezine.com/2016/06/10/push-button-receive-bacon/?utm_source=MakeNewsletter+20160614&utm_medium=email&utm_term=&utm_content=headline&utm_campaign=newsletter
Bacon-wrapped churros.
http://www.wfaa.com/news/state-fair-of-texas-officials-announce-semi-finalists-in-their-annual-fried-food-contest/284084499
None more Scalzi.
The United Church of Bacon – http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/