Alana Jordan

@AlanaJordan

Actress/ Host/ Comedian/ Writer/ Geek

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  1. Why, yes. Those ARE my tears staining the pages of this incredible script I just got to have my…

  2. "Don't be distracted by the beautiful celebrities..."

  3. My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun

  4. Today was a really good day because I got an expected hug. 💖 I wish I could hug each & every one of you too, but this is the best I could do

  5. Throwback to the last time I did a dumb challenge video: (Also, it's better watched in not HD)

  6. Join us for aftershow w/ special guest & hosts WATCH HERE:

  7. Going LIVE now to discuss w/ Special Guest and hosts &

  8. Rogue One tickets acquired. And they're good seats. Today just got good again. <3

  9. "Is there an Oliver there? Last name Closeoff"

  10. Aaaaaaaaaaaand............... ROLL TIDE, BABY!!! 🐘

  11. "This ... is a pork shank."

  12. Also, Happy Thanksgiving! 🍆🍖🍗🌽🦃

  13. I really think 🍖 should replace 🍆 as the go-to dickin' emoji. One is a vegetable, which no one likes, & one is literally meat being boned

  14. A little of last night's aftershow with & special guest aka Mason!

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