to pay KGB or not to pay KGB? that is the question..
or if a prostitute pisses in the ritz and the presidents not there to pay her, can you book it to room service?
Local Urban Legends
Urban legends from around your way, suggests top contributor Spanishfly. So tell us of your local legends and myths. Read all 19 stories (open)
asked on 8th Jan at 5pm
Booze
Raise your glasses and say cheers to a week of booze fueled pictures and animations. See all 58 images (open)
2017 Predictions
Put on your fortune telling outfit, stir the tea leaves and gaze in to your crystal ball, we're predicting the hell (or heaven) we're about to enter. Show us scenes from the next 12 months. See all 14 images (closed)
Status Quo
Saddened to hear of the death of B3ta legend Rick Parfitt and we thought for old time's sake and a small tribute to him let's have quick Quo challenge. See all 23 images (closed)
Christmasize Movies
Save people from getting bored of the usual Christmas films by taking a non-festive flick and making it all Christmassy. Give us a Texas Chainsaw Christmas Tree Massacre or The Bridge over the River Mince Pie.
If Adverts told the truth 3
It's been almost 10 years so we're doing a classic b3ta challenge again - If adverts told the truth PART 3! Tear advertising convention a new one and reject this post-fact world. Use Photoshop for good for once and show the people the ugly truth about what they buy. See all 30 images (closed)
Fish Films
We're scuba diving to the cinema this week. Fish up your favourite movies either with awful puns or complex re-imaginings. See all 112 images (closed)
Glam Rock
Put on your platforms, scribble on your face and pick up a guitar, we're going full on Glam Rock this week. Just try and keep the Glitter to a minimum. See all 44 images (closed)
dogs with jobs
Dogs do lots of jobs, but in these harsh financial times they could probably be pulling more weight. So set the hounds to work. See all 42 images (closed)
Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?""""""" Read all 54 stories (closed)
asked on 21st Nov at 9am
Happiness
Lets turn that frown upside down and put a smile on everyone's face with a week of happiness. Show us what happy means to you, if you can remember what it looks like. See all 37 images (closed)