Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Fri January 13, 2017

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		Person with a gun demands chicken nugget from girl. Fark: Suspect is 12 source: pix11.com \| share:	6
		Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	20
		Photoshop this turtle source: i.imgur.com \| share:	19

		Train With a Capital T source: abc7news.com \| share:	17
		Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise source: ketv.com \| share:	29
		Russian journalist sends advice to American colleagues:"You've just covered your first press conference of an authoritarian leader with a massive ego and deep disdain for your trade and your values. We in Russia have been doing it for 12 years now" source: skepchick.org \| share:	96
		South Africa looks for harsh new punishments it can sentence drunk drivers to: "The transport minister recently suggested that drink-driving offenders should face similar punishments to murderers and rapists" source: bbc.com \| share:	44
		Australian man who installed the world's most annoying car horn - compared to 'an asthmatic playing a recorder' - says he has no regrets: "It does the job" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	28

		Trump's limo will have a gas cannon and fresh bottles of blood. Chuck Tingle tried to warn us but we just didn't listen source: thehill.com \| share:	74
		Too cheap for plastic surgery? Facehack source: marieclaire.com \| share:	18
		They see me rollin', they hatin' source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	23
		A super cheap, generic alternative to the EpiPen just hit shelves in the US. It's not called Screw You Mylan Bastards, but it should be source: sciencealert.com \| share:	71

Thu January 12, 2017

	Just one more reason against Man-Buns source: wtop.com \| share:	89
	"Never don't give up." Now who can argue with that? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	104
	Larceny, battery and grand theft. What is a Florida wedding for $20, Alex source: wptv.com \| share:	27
	Not all heroes wear capes. This one built a house for her family by watching YouTube tutorials source: wfaa.com \| share:	102
	Photoshop this robot sculpture source: scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net \| share:	29
	Golden retriever saves owner from freezing to death after he slipped and broke his neck on New Year's Eve. Your dog gets a lifetime of steak source: ktvq.com \| share:	75
	Not that there's any reason to panic, but vampire bats have started living up to their name source: techtimes.com \| share:	31
(Some Food Nut)	Fark Food Thread: So, foodies, chowhounds, and cooks of all levels... did you get any cooking-related gifts this holiday season? Show us your new shinies, our envy shall know no bounds source: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com \| share:	241
	Russia proposes a ban on selling cigarettes to everyone born after 2014. Which means there are going to be some mighty cranky three-year-olds waiting in line eight hours to buy some diapers source: time.com \| share:	98
	Ever lose your football in a tree because you threw it up there to get your frisbee down? source: woodtv.com \| share:	60
	Photoshop theme: An improvement to winter-weather technology source: fark.com \| share:	18
	More victims come forward to accuse Google of grabbing them by the ad revenue - Boing Boing and Skepchick source: inc.com \| share:	224
	Police stop stolen van and find marijuana, a .40 caliber handgun, 7 children with their mouths taped shut and the driver going into labor source: startribune.com \| share:	65
	We may as well surrender to the robots now and get it over with source: rt.com \| share:	71
	Lay's wants your potato chip flavor suggestions. Again. What could possibly go wrong? source: kotaku.com \| share:	145
	Citizens of Indiana officially redneckognized as "Hoosiers" source: usatoday.com \| share:	54
	Fish fraud running rampant in LA; CHiPS called in to investigate source: yahoo.com \| share:	75
	Fox News defends CNN against Trump's 'fake news' charge, as reported by AOL News. And you're reading this on Fark. Mind blown source: aol.com \| share:	155
	The internet can't stop laughing at this Obamacare hater learning he has Obamacare source: observer.com \| share:	237
	Imagine the Gorton's fisherman, but even more terrifying-that's this guy source: newser.com \| share:	45
	Douchebags who take up two parking spots - known as Jeremy Clarkson parking - defend being douchebags: "If people knew about the damage caused to my car by other drivers who can't park and can't drive, I like to think they would understand" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	632
	Top druid goes to court to fight for free parking at Stonehenge, continued right to kite gnome guards around Ak'Anon source: heatst.com \| share:	81
	Bomb squad makes easter eggs for visually impaired. C'mon guys, they're the ones who can least afford to lose fingers source: wnep.com \| share:	29
	Bigfoot photographed in Irish forest, although experts say it's probably just a ghost of a passenger killed in a plane crash there source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	112
	For those times when everybody just won't shut up source: metro.co.uk \| share:	76
	Photoshop this lonely one source: orig03.deviantart.net \| share:	31
	Unless you're Troy McClure, there is no reason to install a 10,000 gallon aquarium in your living room source: fromthegrapevine.com \| share:	71
	Teen will face trespassing charge for getting locked up in jail source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	49
	"Das Boot" source: whas11.com \| share:	64
	Looks like the US and Iran have more in common than we thought source: bbc.com \| share:	43
	Calgary Police union boss, who recently complained that officers charged with criminal offenses were being named publicly has been... go on, take a guess source: cbc.ca \| share:	46
	Does the world really need a modern elevator that can go 40 miles per hour? source: treehugger.com \| share:	77
	Not content with just poking the Panda, Rex Tillerson decides to steal its food and poop in its cage; Says China should be blocked from accessing the very islands it's preparing to go to war over source: time.com \| share:	203
	The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote source: nj.com \| share:	44
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 610: "Nighty Night 2 ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.net \| share:	98

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