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Fri January 13, 2017
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Indian engineer spends 5 years collecting 110 pounds of metal nails from city roads deliberately put there by nearby tire puncture shops to boost their profits
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Research shows most Americans are one medical emergency away from financial ruin. Sleep tight
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Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty
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Man cleaning his desk discovers his million dollar unclaimed lottery ticket and just in time, 8 days before the expiration date. Still not enough to get subby to clean his desk
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Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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If you own a pool, for Fark's sake, make sure you have a secure fence and locked gate...or else elephants might take over
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If you go the "tiny house" route, don't forget to add theft insurance to your fire, flood and earthquake policies
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Let a chef show you how to make Oreo Creme Eggs at home. Finally there's a use for that kitchen that came with your place
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Fisherman goes ice fishing, then surfing
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Man arrested outside Catholic mission for "fondling himself while looking at the nuns"
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Photoshop some fouls and violations for this buff ref to call
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Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th? At the very least your luggage will probably get lost
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Philly Uber driver arrested for beating passenger bloody. Uber driver claims that he was provoked by the passenger's demands to be driven to New Jersey
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High school students given homework assignment containing math problem asking which family member sexually assaulted 8-year-old girl
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Millennials will not survive a zombie attack
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Does it still count as a Samurai death if you're killed with your own sword by a guy who started with a wrench?
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Germany says it's OK to burn a synagogue as long as you are criticizing Israeli policy by doing so. So, if you have something against U.S. policy, it's OK to torch a Walmart? (assuming they have Walmarts in Germany)
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Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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Don's Johns will have to cover their name on all their porta-potties provided for the inauguration because it might tweak someone's ego
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Lawyers warn students to think twice about having sex with drunken women which pretty much eliminates having sex while in college. At least that was subby's experience
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