Tweets

  1. You could call me at 2am and I wouldn't mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning I will rip your insides out

  2. there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”

  3. do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

  4. "CockBlockin" (verb) = The act of preventing one from accomplishing satisfying goals with the opposite sex.

  5. can 2014 be the year that my life falls into place that would be great thanks

  6. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

  7. Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.

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