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@sillyolddaniel

'You should have felt the impact of that pie in my fucking face.'

London / Newcastle
Joined October 2009

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    I'm sure it will come as a surprise to no one that I have written a piece for HuffPost UK about this, which is here:

  2. If the end of days is coming can it please be SOON?

  3. 'Oh btw I'm a germaphobe' you know what?

  4. Did the president-elect just end a sentence in a press conference with a rhetorical question, followed by "give me a break"?

  5. Trump saying "fake news" is like when straight people started saying "throwing shade" all over again.

  6. "I will be the greatest jobs-producer that God ever created" did he just read that sentence!?! Is that sth someone wrote?!

  7. Two claps after Trump says to press: "what I think of you has gone up a notch."

  8. Also just dawned on me I've never seen Mike Pence before.

  9. Jesus even his SUPPORTERS give Mike Pence a lukewarm reaction.

  10. 'We'd recognise that hair anywhere' - there he is, the literal president-elect

  11. oh my christ talk about my two favourite things colliding

  12. Which piece are you when you play Monopoly?

  13. Fun fact: I collect Monopolies.

  14. Jesus when did Monopoly get so fucking extra?

  15. Oh of COURSE she will. Of fucking COURSE she will.

  16. I've started watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and would anyone like to discuss it with me?

  17. Oh good. You know the Silly Old Daniel motto - you can never have too much Jim Davidson.

  18. sing us a song, you're the piano man a piano crossed with a man you weep in your cage and beg for death but that's not our experiment's plan

  19. trump: im gonna tweet about the piss thing advisor: just dont put anything in quotation marks people can make fun of

  20. I haven't clicked this but I'm going to guess... no.

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