Saturday's Best Deals: Hunting Gear, Roku Smart TV, Treadmill, and More
The perfect treadmill to keep your resolutions, Bushnell hunting gear, and a Roku smart TV lead Saturday’s best deals.
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Open Thread: You Tore Your ACL... Now What?
Let’s say you went skiing this winter and misjudged a patch of ice. Let’s say thanks to that miscalculation, your ski went one way but your knee went another, and now your ACL, which you barely knew you had before, has gone and separated itself
Condé Nasties Protest Trump's Visit With Subtle Outfit Change
Today, President-Elect Donald Trump met with top editors at Condé Nast, several of whom have taken extremely adversarial stances against Trump (Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, who coined the term “short-fingered vulgarian,” perhaps most of all), in an off-the-record meeting.
I Don't Know What Power Former Mexican Pres Vincente Fox Has But I Fucken Like His Style
You may remember former Mexican President Vincente Fox, who governed the country from 2000 to 2006, for his profane response to Donald Trump’s wall this summer. But there are also some things you don’t know about him.
Today's Best Deals: Workout Equipment, PUMA, Philips Wake-Up Light, and More
All the equipment for an at-home gym, PUMA’s Semi-Annual Sale, the ever-popular Philips Wake-Up Light and more lead Friday’s best deals.
Carrie Fisher's Urn Appears to Be Shaped Like a Prozac Capsule
In a series of tweets containing a blurry photo of Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher’s private memorial service, Todd Fisher (Carrie’s brother) can be seen holding what appears to be an urn in what appears to be the shape of a Prozac capsule.
Pat Toomey Staffer Allegedly Ends Call With Constituent After She Uses 'Graphic' Word 'Menstruation'
A Philadelphia woman says her call with a staffer of U.S. Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA) ended abruptly after she, having called Toomey’s office to voice her disproval regarding the likely repeal of the Affordable Care Act and defunding of Planned Parenthood, used the word “menstruation” and was chided for her “graphic”…
Wikileaks: Actually, Leaks Are Bad Now
Leaks—they used to be good, but now they are bad, the organization dedicated solely to publishing leaked private information declared this morning.
Days of Our Lives Could Be Canceled and Replaced With a Megyn Kelly Show
Megyn Kelly’s new gig at NBC was announced just two days ago, and rumors of her wrecking ball-like introduction to the network have already begun. People reports that rumors are a’brewin’ that Kelly, who was offered the chance to host a daytime show in addition to a “Sunday evening news magazine program” and “breaking…
NYPD Captain Pretty Sure Only 'Total Abomination Rapes' Count, Too Bad About Those Other Rapes
In a sequence of very strange comments regarding a recent uptick in sex crimes in Brooklyn’s Greenpoint neighborhood, an NYPD official took it upon himself to parse which rapes are the kind of rapes that are really worth worrying about, appearing to conclude that most are no biggie, because they aren’t “true stranger…
The Urban Outfitters 'In The Bag' Sale is Full Of Great Deals
I’m not exactly sure why this sale is called “In The Bag,” but I won’t complain about clothing for as low as $10. Both men’s and women’s styles at Urban Outfitters are marked down, with a whole landing page dedicated to help you sift through it all.
Authorities Say Lawmaker Arrested For Assault Pistol-Whipped His Wife in Front of Their Kids
South Carolina Rep. Chris Corley was arrested in December for assaulting a woman in front of children, but new details indicate the woman was his wife and the children were his own.
The New York Times’s Boner for a Hillary Clinton Mayoralty Has Lasted More Than Four Hours
On Wednesday, a story floating the possibility of a Hillary Clinton run for mayor of New York bubbled up out of the paranoid right-wing stew that is Newsmax.com, citing anonymous sources speculating that “She’s talking about it.” She is almost certainly not, but that hasn’t stopped the New York Times from running not…
Authorities: Fort Lauderdale Shooter Retrieved Gun From Checked Bag, Loaded it in Bathroom and Killed Five People
At least five people were murdered Friday in a shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport, where police reportedly have one suspect in custody. But according to the TSA, there may be another active shooter still at large, and people in the area have been advised to shelter in place.
How Many Strippers Do You Want Dancing at Your Funeral?
On Tuesday, a Taiwanese politician had 50 strippers dancing on top of Jeeps with special poles attached to the roof for his funeral procession. Is that enough strippers for a funeral though?
Kim Kardashian Cries About Paris Robbery in KUWTK Teaser: 'It Makes Me So Upset to Think About It'
In a 30-second teaser for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian is seen sobbing with her sisters while recounting the robbery in Paris that sent her into rare social media seclusion and which will be a storyline on the show as expected.
Michelle Obama Crying During Her Final Speech as First Lady Will Make You Cry Too
On Friday, Michelle Obama gave her final White House remarks as First Lady, surrounded by weeping women.
Make Cold Brew And Then Take It With You With This Discounted Coolgear BRU
We sell a lot of cold brew coffee makers (the Takeya being the most popular) but the coolgear BRU is something pretty different. With its 21oz double wall tumbler fitted beneath the carafe, you can take your coffee with your immediately after it’s done brewing. And it’s on sale today for only $32.
Here Are Some Great Ideas For Your Golden Globes Party Menu
Are you’re having people over to watch the most entertaining of all awards shows this weekend? If so, surprise them by preparing an assortment of dishes that would easily win the Golden Globe for Best Party Food (Themed), if such an award existed. Though, who am I kidding, La La Land would probably take that one home,…
