Donald J Trump, President-elect of the United States of America, follows 42 people on Twitter.
It was 43, briefly, on Monday, after he followed and then unfollowed - after media attention - @EmrgencyKittens. "Critiquing the cutest cats online!".
In the last 10 days he has used Twitter to denounce, variously, the US's treatment of Israel, the UN, and the F-35 stealth jetfighter.
All the while he's been seeing a social feed filled with tweets from his selected 42 (sometimes 43). They have VIP access to arguably the soon-to-be most powerful set of eyeballs in the world.
I built a list of the accounts Trump follows and watched it for a day, reconstructing what the President-elect sees. You can do the same here.
(The Donald won't see exactly what you see because he's in a different time-zone - but you can wind the feed back 16 hours by scrolling down).
Here's what we – the President-elect and I – saw:
Morning:
Piers Morgan trolls his Twitter trolls. Piers, now a columnist for the Daily Mail, makes quite a habit of this. Actually, a large chunk of the Donald's feed is made up of Piers trolling his own followers.
Not to over-egg the soufflé, Maura, but your own profile pic could do with a more cheery reboot. https://t.co/IITRipM1kW
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 1, 2017
Roma Downey's Ben-Hur retweets. Ms Downey is, variously, Exec Producer of The Bible, Answered Prayers, A. D. ,The Dovekeepers ,Son of God, Woodlawn, Little Boy and Ben Hur / Star of TBAA. See below for more on just who she is.
To family, to health, to glory. Happy New Year. #BenHur pic.twitter.com/NJkydNN7AM
— Ben Hur (@BenHurMovie) January 1, 2017
This excellent GIF may have reminded the Donald of his own, equally excellent, Christmas wishes tweeted to his 18.4 million followers a few days prior.
#MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/5GgDmJrGMS
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 25, 2016
Fox Nation tweets about political correctness. Donald Trump hates political correctness...
16 Most Ridiculously PC Moments On College Campuses In 2016 https://t.co/Mwm3UF56Og
— Fox Nation (@foxnation) January 1, 2017
And later, from Fox:
9 Times The Media Attacked @realDonaldTrump Supporters https://t.co/slVMkKNmiW
— Fox Nation (@foxnation) January 1, 2017
The great man himself appears, in this Instagram uploaded by Donald Trump Jr from a New Year's party in Florida.
Midday
How better for the President-elect to start lunch than with an inspirational and grammatically-bizarre quote from Ms Downey?
Former Fox News host Greta Van Susteren is going vegan for a competition. How fun! She retweeted some advice she received on pasta.
Thanks for the pasta advice.. https://t.co/jrxy2F1IXY
— Greta Van Susteren (@greta) January 1, 2017
Also this
Happy New Year to you https://t.co/9JkEw9sAqW
— Greta Van Susteren (@greta) January 1, 2017
And to round out the lunch hour, here's a kitten.
you win life if you cat cuddles with you pic.twitter.com/fDUoPDQKio
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) January 1, 2017
Afternoon
When you're the President-elect of the USA, and you tend to tweet a lot, your feed can get pretty meta - like reading tweets about your tweeting, while you ponder what to tweet.
Incoming WH press secretary says Trump's social media use 'is going to be something that's never been seen before' https://t.co/tK7gmveV8l
— Dan Scavino Jr. (@DanScavino) January 2, 2017
In case DJT hadn't caught up on the news, former James Packer squeeze Mariah Carey stunk it up on NYE.
The final celebrity death of 2016.. a diva's career. Had a front row seat to the spectacle last night. Here's moment she storms off stage pic.twitter.com/UWE5jmD8XE
— Eric Bolling (@ericbolling) January 2, 2017
Let us hope the White House's catering is up to the standards of the now-infamous Trump Grill, recently anointed "the worst restaurant in America".
me when mom calls me down for dinner but it's not ready yet pic.twitter.com/e2cvj1eWUQ
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) January 2, 2017
Thanks for the retweet, Greta.
Met this happy donkey today pic.twitter.com/O6A8AybYFI
— Cute Overloads (@CuteOverloads) January 2, 2017
Who are these people anyway?
DJT follows an eclectic mix of tweeters - some powerful media personalities, some household names, and some people who I had never heard of (and kittens). Here's a rundown:
- @Reince - Reince Priebus, the Donald's chief of staff
- @RealRomaDowney - Roma calls herself Exec Producer of the Bible, but of course the Good Book did not have an executive producer. She means the faith-focused TV series. She starred as Mother Mary, and has acted in and produced a slew of other faith-based movies and TV shows.
- @KatrinaCampins - Katrina Campins, a self-described real estate mogul with a topless photo on the internet. She represented Trump's successful election campaign as a surrogate. On Twitter she lists her location as "Peace Within".
- @VinceMcMahon - Vince McMahon is the chairman and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment. His Twitter bio says he "has made WWE into the global phenomenon it is today".
- @greta - Greta Van Susteren was a Fox News host until she recently quit. She achieved fame as a legal expert opining on television during the OJ Simpson trial.
- @EmrgencyKittens - Emergency Kittens, "Critiquing the cutest cats online!"
And now, the President-Elect and I are off to bed
Me rn pic.twitter.com/mrmtPRd6qF
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) January 2, 2017