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@Johngcole

Be a loyal plastic robot for a world that doesn't care.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Nov 2016

    Your daily reminder that the Russians, the FBI, the KKK, and Stormfront helped elect Donald Trump.

    14 replies 217 retweets 327 likes
  2. 1 hour ago

    The absurdity of asking my cat Steve to "scoot over, man" so I can go to bed and he's like A.) I don't speak english and B.) fuck off fatty

    1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
  3. 2 hours ago

    I think I will go to bed early tonight so I can get a running start on the apocalypse

    3 retweets 11 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    New Post added at Balloon Juice - Breaking News: We Are In Uncharted Territory -

  5. Jan 18

    One of these pictures is of a dramatic threat to public school students, the other is of a bear.

    492 replies 35,139 retweets 59,617 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    you built this

    trying to think of anything as jaw-dropping in my lifetime as the fact Trump will be president and I'm coming up dry
    1 reply 7 retweets 35 likes
  7. 2 hours ago

    This is Obama's last chance to institute sharia law and he's doing NOTHING.

    49 replies 1,235 retweets 3,345 likes
  8. 2 hours ago

    Obama did a lot of amazing things but I am most impressed he got both dogs to look at the camera. What kind of dark magic does he wield?

    1 reply 21 retweets 66 likes
  9. 3 hours ago

    just noticed I forgot to turn the heat up this morning and it is 58 in the house, which explains why the dogs have been in bed all day

    1 reply 6 likes
  10. 3 hours ago

    as good a time as any to start watching season 2 of the man in the high castle

    1 reply 9 likes
  11. 3 hours ago

    obligatory nazis and occultism reference

    Trump didn't work on his transition to White House, leaving government a mess, due to "bad karma" & "superstition."
    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  12. 3 hours ago

    That explains the pizzagate dude in atlanta

    - tells the crowd "for my next target, we're going after the media. we're embedded in their newsrooms"
    3 retweets 7 likes
  13. 4 hours ago

    😢

    REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- [biden grabs podium] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS
    10 retweets 20 likes
  14. 4 hours ago

    Impeachment needs to be a package deal because they both knew.

    Remember when Stone said he knew WikiLeaks? This is where it all comes together...
    2 replies 5 retweets 13 likes
  15. 4 hours ago

    I'm not a protest person, but if I were going my sign would say Death to Smoochy

    3 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
  16. 5 hours ago

    If only they were show trials, because then we would get to hang them.

    Conway blasts confirmation hearing 'show trials'
    8 retweets 20 likes
  17. 5 hours ago

    New Post added at Balloon Juice - Thursday Night Open Thread -

  18. 5 hours ago

    fuck you thumbdick

    1:44
    Thank you for joining us at the Lincoln Memorial tonight- a very special evening! Together, we are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
    2 retweets 21 likes
  19. 5 hours ago

    dafuq

    2 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
  20. 5 hours ago

    these Harry’s razor commercials are having the opposite effect and making me hate them and never want to use one

    2 replies 7 likes

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