Christmas is a time for giving, but it’s also a time that gives me the shits. In every glossy and on every blog, December is an excuse to promote buying excessively expensive and unnecessary ite…
MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN: Waking Up To An American Nightmare
Yesterday the sickening feeling that was lying dormant in the pit of my being, rose to my mouth, metallic and bitter, as I watched the CNN anchors glance at each other before projecting Donald Trump a…
MELBOURNE SPRING RACING: Here’s Our Standout Fashion Moments Of 2016
Everyone has an opinion on Spring Racing fashion – it’s like we enter the season as The Devil Wears Prada’s delightfully innocent Andy Sachs, and leave as a jaded and cynical Emily C…
GRAB THE GOON SACK: The Vine’s Guide To Melbourne Spring Racing Carnival
For those that live and breathe Melbourne, everyone knows how the year goes: Aussie Open, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Fashion Week, Spring Racing, Myer Christmas Windows. Rinse and repeat…
Broadway Smash Hit ‘The Color Purple’ Slays The Australian Stage For The First Time
With a triumphant debut, last night the smash hit Broadway phenomenon The Color Purple, had its Australasian premiere in Melbourne to a long-held standing ovation. With an all Australian cast, the pre…
We Rated & Offered Our Predictions For All The Bachelorette Boys & It Got Pretty Brutal
Tonight is the big night, after seeing the promos at the bottom of the screen as we hate-watch Survivor, finally The Bachelorette is here. Her last name is Love, which may be a weird coincidence or a …
MSFW 2016: The 7 Types Of Farshun People You’ll Find At Melbourne Spring Fashion Week
It’s Melbourne Spring Fashion Week from 26 August to 2 September, as the Aussie fash-pack descends on our city. For us, it involves the obligatory getting dressed up, contouring and re-contourin…
Browsing Eyebrows: A Personal Quest To Up My Eyebrow Game
I kind of wish that it had been communicated to me through a phone call, that someone could’ve dialed me via landline when I was ten-years-old and said: ‘Sort your eyebrows out! Because they are…
Sam Newman: The Jig Is Up, You’re The Embarrassment
As the door slams on Eddie McGuire, another one opens: this time, allowing Sam Newman to take centre stage for some more outdated, misogynistic and backward opinions that nobody asked for. By now, we …
Eddie McGuire’s Disgusting Comments About Caroline Wilson Are A Kick In The Guts For The AFL
Eddie McGuire’s recent comments about Caroline Wilson are threatening, provoking and trivialise the AFL’s efforts towards promoting women across all aspects of the game. Last week’s …
The Tony Awards 2016: The Winners, Highlights And Performances From The Big Night
The Tony Awards are a celebration of life, of song, of diversity, and of love. But as the cameras scanned the room of glittering songbirds and actors, you could see silver ribbons attached to lapels a…
Bo Burnham’s ‘Make Happy’ Netflix Special Goes From Zero To One Hundred Real Quick
We are no stranger toward those who now make a living through us watching them do just that: the Kardashians have built an empire on the self-assured belief that we would want to watch them shop for k…