Texas Pot Smokers Filling Up Colorado Homeless Shelters
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/24/14 03:22PMAnti-Wolf Activist Investigated for Bragging About Running Over Wolves
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/23/14 04:08AMUtah Man Armed with Sword Catches Polygamous Ninjas Breaking Into Home
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/22/14 12:04PMSatan Hailed With Grape Juice, Big Dildo in Oklahoma Black Mass
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/22/14 10:59AM![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170116081519im_/http://images.gawker.com/tlswlyl9q0xtqihqdoaa/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
It was an epic battle between crucifixes and deified baked goods vs. grape juice and dildos in Oklahoma City on Sunday night—and while it's unclear which side won in the fight over the "black mass", we know for certain that (as always happens when alleged adults engage in such fights) dignity and enlightenment once again went down to a crushing defeat.
Peyton Manning's Pizza Businesses are Mysteriously Booming
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/19/14 02:43PMArizona Man Killed in Horrifying Wood Chipper Accident
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/19/14 02:26PMMore Problems Found at Leaky New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/19/14 12:40PMWestern Cinema: "The Terror of Tiny Town" and Family Bonding
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/18/14 03:17PMFast, Intense Wildfire Leaves Northern California Town in Ruins
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/18/14 12:19PMIconic Bike That Launched a Million Mid-Life Crises Up for Auction
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/17/14 02:53PMArizona GOP Vice Chair: Sterilize Women Who Receive Medicaid
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/16/14 03:50AM"Black Mass" Sold Out as Satanic Fever Grips Oklahoma City
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/15/14 11:40AM![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170116081519im_/http://images.gawker.com/suvhtbqjil7e6ni1atvl/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Wagons are being circled, tizzies are being thrown and children are being thought of in Oklahoma City, as the state's religious leaders are urging the faithful to pray like they've never prayed before in preparation for the most eagerly-anticipated religious event in the history of the city—one which the Catholic Diocese of Oklahoma claims could engulf the city with satanic evil via dry ice and a bucket of fake piss.
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Jason M. Vaughn · 09/14/14 11:45PMLetters from the West: Dead Fish and a Clear Conscience
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/12/14 04:55PMLarge, Hungry Bears Hindering Crews Battling Yosemite Wildfire
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/12/14 01:08PMDenver Deputy Suspended for Beating Inmate Who Mocked Taekwondo Skills
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/11/14 04:50PMMontana Barley Crop Ruined, Beer About to Get More Expensive
Jason M. Vaughn · 09/10/14 02:30PM![](http://web.archive.org./web/20170116081519im_/http://images.gawker.com/yrxfig3kadzhgycs4u8h/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Nobody is calling it "beerpocalypsemageddon" or anything idiotic like that quite yet, and I'm certainly not implying that it's time to panic and start hoarding cases of beer in a deep, razor-wire covered pit in the backyard*—but you should probably know that beer could get a lot more expensive next year.