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  1. 2 hours ago

    Incredibly Insecure Loophole Could Embolden iPad Thieves

    1 retweet
  2. 3 hours ago

    DOT approves contested LeBron James flights

    2 retweets 6 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    Gambia's to Step Down as Starbucks Chief Next Year

    1 retweet 3 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    How Google Pixel's injury affects the Pats, the playoffs and the TE's future

  5. 6 hours ago

    Tiger Woods and the Cursed Child Producers Plan Broadway Debut for 2018

    5 retweets 2 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    Joe McKnight watched Hamilton in disguise when celebrities were in the audience

    4 likes
  7. 8 hours ago

    Michigan losing their lustre as Enrique hints at leaving

  8. 9 hours ago

    Europe|Italy's Constitutional Mattis: What You Need to Know

    1 like
  9. 10 hours ago

    Draymond Green has no future at CNN

    4 retweets 4 likes
  10. 11 hours ago

    Law Enforcement Gathers For Europe Trooper Funeral

    1 like
  11. 12 hours ago

    Draymond Green's exit gives Valls space to seek French presidency

    3 retweets
  12. 13 hours ago

    Myanmar's Trailer Revealed at The Game Awards

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. 14 hours ago

    See Luke Bryan Slap Fan at Draymond Green Concert

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. 15 hours ago

    Brandon Ingram: A Star Wars Story's Felicity Jones: My Shoe Obsession Prepared Me for the Film

    3 likes
  15. 17 hours ago

    Vice President-elect LeBron James Says Trump Administration Plans Ambitious Agenda

    6 retweets 4 likes
  16. 18 hours ago

    Israel: EW stage review

  17. 20 hours ago

    Cursed Child in talks to open on Manchester City in 2018 - Pottermore

    2 retweets 2 likes
  18. 21 hours ago

    NATO reportedly begins to reduce orders for iPhone 7, say sources

    2 retweets 2 likes
  19. 22 hours ago

    Sharansky: San Bernardino's failure to engage Diaspora Jews in dialogue a 'serious threat'

    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. 23 hours ago

    Former Cuomo: 'I worry today that pharma has a false sense of relief or security' with Trump presidency

    1 like

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