charlesoberonn:

What I hope would happen

What would probably happen

caprheacorn:

ARIES:

• Aries: the person you don’t really know well, but you’re always having a great time going out together 
• Taurus: that weirdo at work you just can’t get along with without any apparent reason 
• Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partner 
• Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyone 
• Leo: shopping buddy 
• Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldn’t stand at the first sight
• Libra: future wife/husband 
• Scorpio: that one ex you’ll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work out 
• Sagittarius: crush 
• Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to them 
• Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
• Pisces: just a random useless person

TAURUS 

• Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
• Taurus: your first love you’ll never forget
• Gemini: that two-faced bitch you’re a little jealous of
• Cancer: that person you’re not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
• Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
• Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
• Libra: your boss
• Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
• Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when you’re sad
• Capricorn: bff!
• Aquarius: your loving grandmother
• Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laugh 

GEMINI 

• Aries: a huge crush you can’t get over no matter what you do
• Taurus: high school desk neighbour
• Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
• Cancer: your one & only real love
• Leo: drinking buddy
• Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
• Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
• Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just can’t stand
• Sagittarius: best travel partner you’ll ever have
• Capricorn: your older brother
• Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you can’t relate, even though you’re enjoying this fact
• Pisces: the one who does all your homework 

CANCER

• Aries: you wish you had their confidence
• Taurus: childhood neighbour
• Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
• Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
• Leo: they’re so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
• Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
• Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
• Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you can’t understand if they’re being serious or not
• Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
• Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesn’t work out between you
• Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
• Pisces: best friend 

LEO 

• Aries: slaying together!
• Taurus: that one friend you’re trying to make more social, ‘cause they’re actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
• Gemini: that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
• Cancer: your spiritually obsessed uncle
• Leo: your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
• Virgo: that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
• Libra: your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
• Scorpio: the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you can’t trust them, ‘cause they have some kind of power over you
• Sagittarius: cooking partner
• Capricorn: your older, smarter sister, but you’re always beating her in being popular & hot
• Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
• Pisces: your boss who’s way too easy to manipulate

VIRGO 

• Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because they’re hot & charming, but you’re just a shy potato 
• Taurus: an actual friend
• Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just don’t like them 
• Cancer: your boo
• Leo: that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
• Virgo: that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you won’t ever forget them
• Libra: I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
• Scorpio: your wife who’s gonna leave you in the end ‘cause she will realise how different you are after 10 years of marriage
• Sagittarius: that hot girl you totally have a crush on but she’s out of your league, ‘cause well, you’re still a potato
• Capricorn: the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
• Aquarius: your psychologist 
• Pisces: a girl you get perfectly along with, but can’t really understand why, because you’re so different

LIBRA

• Aries: partner in crime
  
• Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
  
• Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
  
• Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
  
• Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
  
• Virgo: your neighbour 
• Libra: that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know it’s gonna be boring but can’t say no, ‘cause they are actually really nice
• Scorpio: that person you’re inhumanly attracted to 
• Sagittarius: fiancé(e) that’s gonna leave you at the altar 
• Capricorn: fiancé(e) that’s gonna marry you
• Aquarius: long lost half sister who turns out to be really cool 
• Pisces: the shoulder to cry on from time to time

SCORPIO 

• Aries: a huge crush who doesn’t really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know it’s gonna hurt
• Taurus: your favourite singer
• Gemini: the best person to have late night conversations with
• Cancer: a lovely family member you will always support
• Leo: that bitch needing attention all the time but you’re too busy being self-absorbed
• Virgo: the sign that 90% of your crushes are
• Libra: your best freaking sex partner ever 
• Scorpio: childhood love that never really faded
• Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over again 
• Capricorn: your daughter you can act like best friends with
• Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable person 
• Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know you’ll hurt them

SAGITTARIUS 

• Aries: your modelling partner 
  
• Taurus: that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
  
• Gemini: you don’t know it yet but they’re the love of your life 
  
• Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you can’t stop admiring it
  
• Leo: drinking buddy
  
• Virgo: your favourite actor  
  
• Libra: your make up artist
  
• Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you don’t believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
  
• Sagittarius: best travel buddy 
  
• Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinking 
  
• Aquarius: on/off relationship 
  
• Pisces: that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour

CAPRICORN 

• Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesn’t believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
  
• Taurus: your gay best friend
  
• Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
  
• Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
  
• Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
  
• Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but you’ll always stay friends because there’s a lack of physical attraction 
  
• Libra: they want you.
  
• Scorpio: a fling
  
• Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
  
• Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
  
• Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
  
• Pisces: that one fake ass ex you’ll never forgive yourself dating
  

AQUARIUS 

• Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
  
• Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
  
• Gemini: just… bae
  
• Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
  
• Leo: your most beautiful friend. she’s the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
  
• Virgo: your long-lost child
  
• Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
  
• Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
  
• Sagittarius: that one relative you never meet ‘cause they’re always travelling
  
• Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
  
• Aquarius: a bitch you’re always competing with 
  
• Pisces: you fell in love with their kindness

PISCES 

• Aries: wait… who? 
• Taurus: that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
• Gemini: they seem so lovely why can’t they stop bullying me?
• Cancer: cry buddy
• Leo: that person with a huge heart, it isn’t obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
• Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure with 
• Libra: they are so beautiful you can’t help falling in love with them 
• Scorpio: gossip girl friend 
• Sagittarius: stupid high school buddy 
• Capricorn: your long-term love that you can’t forget 
• Aquarius: that married guy you can’t stop wanting
• Pisces: bestie