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The best part of the holidays is the time we share with those we love. On behalf of Michelle, Malia, and Sasha, Merry Christmas everyone.pic.twitter.com/EznGyxluS8
My daughter might crawl for the first time but I'm busypic.twitter.com/sB8nIvcBVf
This is Bauer. He had nothing to do with the cookies that disappeared. 13/10 very good boypic.twitter.com/AIMF8ouzvl
A little Christmas Magic today! Super happy for the win! @ManUtdpic.twitter.com/HHmfIemWey
when u working hard then yo money start expandingpic.twitter.com/NEtG6yljmg
We'll see you in the #NFLPlayoffs, @MiamiDolphins! #FinsUppic.twitter.com/d0mZYDhGL5
ian sent us a picture of our dad's restaurant as a joke AND WE WERE ACTUALLY EATING THERE AND WE MADE HIM COME IN TO VISIT USpic.twitter.com/aNFCi9hyMa
When your Dad only comes to Xmas dinner just to stunt on your Mom & her "man friend"https://vine.co/v/50lDI6KBxAH
UPDATE: President-elect #Trump fires back at President #Obama's suggestion he could've won 3rd term http://fxn.ws/2hhjLzA pic.twitter.com/klm7Jm1mZI
"Your handwriting looks like Santa's handwriting." Michelle's gone but damn if she didn't leave a little detective.pic.twitter.com/dFUXeY2Mmq
I GET TO MARRY MY AUSSIE. my heart is bursting from loving this human so much. luckiest girl in the world.pic.twitter.com/GRtwTDwSys
sorry @AlexWassabi you've been exposed
#AlexLovesBabyDinopic.twitter.com/hu71AgP9gw
This is a 36-year-old man.https://vine.co/v/5EzzqATEJi5
RIP George Michael. The singer has passed away today at the age of 53.pic.twitter.com/ZVxZdCPZup
Offense, defense, tank, support—no matter which role you play, we wish you all the warmth of the holiday!
: @vickisighpic.twitter.com/m2O5Nhms2V
Holiday rest? Ha! It's almost @WrestleMania season. You ready @Shaq? #GiantInTheGympic.twitter.com/UXwVhh3Kvz
Olivia will be missed. #TWDpic.twitter.com/jYKIHuxg9f
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