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The Devil's Matchmaker (2009)

Actors: Brendan Bradley (actor), Cooper Harris (actress), Cooper Harris (producer), Gregory Chandler (actor), Marty Lodge (actor), Cormac Bluestone (composer), Cormac Bluestone (actor), Vic Chao (actor), Peter Berube (actor), Jonathan L. Bowen (writer), Jim Whitworth (producer), Jonathan L. Bowen (director), Jonathan L. Bowen (producer), Erik Smith (actor), Cheryl Mahoney (actress),

Plot: Alexander is a matchmaker like any other most of the time, but as a side hobby he sets up dates with people whose last names make hilarious combinations, like Peters-Rising or Small-Johnson. He hopes with every such date that one day the couple will marry, providing the world with some humor and Alexander with his trophy, making him the Devil's Matchmaker.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Garden Party (2008)

Actors: Greg Bernstein (miscellaneous crew), John Swihart (composer), Renetta G. Amador (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Lawrence (actress), Jim Cody Williams (actor), Bridgetta Tomarchio (actress), Travis Huff (actor), Ross Patterson (actor), Christopher Allport (actor), Vinessa Shaw (actress), Patrick Fischler (actor), Shelly Varod (actress), Danielle Snowdon (miscellaneous crew), Jim Holmes (actor), Robin Sydney (actress),

Plot: Are you young, sexually confused, just trying to get by? Do you sing, dance or possess some other talent? Welcome to the Garden Party. At the center of the story is 15-year-old April. She is running from one bad situation into another, hoping to find an answer that doesn't involve taking off her clothes. As April navigates Los Angeles, she falls in with a group of confused kids struggling to chase their dreams. The black widow at the center of this web is a sexy, pot-dealing realtor named Sally St. Clair. Anyone who gets too close falls victim to her kinky entanglements. For some it goes bad, for other worse.

Keywords: abduction, applying-makeup, applying-mascara, artist, aspiration, ball-gag, band-rehearsal, bar, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Come with a Dream. Leave with a Story.

Quotes:

[first lines]::Davey Diamond: Hey, you need a ride?::April: [head shake no]::Davey Diamond: I'm Davey Diamond. You're sitting on my face. Turn around, that's me, see? Good lookin' guy, right? You need an apartment, I can help you with that, I'll find you a gem. That's my motto, I'll find you a gem, you get it, "diamond", gem?::April: [starts walking away]::Davey Diamond: Give me a call. You know your gonna need a friend in this town...

Sammy: You get all you want for free?::Nathan: Yeah. Except for Sally warned me to be careful, because the last guy that worked for her ended up in rehab, so I try to be cool, and only smoke at night. Plus a couple of nights a week I go to the gym, so I don't smoke on those nights... Do you work out?::Sammy: No man, I'm a musician.

Nathan: Life is my fucking puzzle.::Anthony: Okay. What do you do for fun?::Nathan: Mmm. Honestly? Nothing. Yeah, my life is a joyless existence. I work, I sleep, and I do a bit of pot, and I drink. That's it. I'm basically totally alone all the time. Are you glad you asked?

Joey Zane: Why don't you hit me with your number.::Sammy: I don't really have a number.::Joey Zane: You don't have a number? What are you, fuckin' Amish?

Therapist: What does love mean to you?::Todd: Love... love... love is something I can't have. I don't believe love exists for me.

Joey Zane: Jesus, kid, where are you sleeping?::Sammy: Uh, at a friend's house.::Joey Zane: Yeah? Who's your friend, baby Jesus? Looks like you've been sleeping in a manger.

Becky: Dude, take the trash out once in a while.

Davey Diamond: You said you'd let me take some pictures, come on.::Clare: I mean, this has nothing to do with real estate.

Sally St. Claire: You know, out of all the screw-ups I've had, you've had days where you almost, almost got everything right.::Nathan: Well I'd like to think that today is one of those days.

[last lines]::Davey Diamond: Hey, you need a ride?::Lost Girl: Where ya goin'?::Davey Diamond: Hop in. I'll take you any place you want to go.::Lost Girl: [jumps in]::Davey Diamond: Put your seat belt on. You been waiting long?

Cosmo and Thingy (1972)

Actors: Melvyn Hayes (actor), Graham Stark (actor), Neil McCarthy (actor), Ronnie Brody (actor), Mark Stuart (director), Stella Tanner (actress), Bob Larbey (writer), John Esmonde (writer), May Warden (actress), Jill Kerman (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,