Baz

Lone Walker (2013)

Actors: Paul T.T. Easter (producer), Paul T.T. Easter (actor), Paul T.T. Easter (director), Paul T.T. Easter (writer), Sophia Disgrace (actress), Lesley Easter (actress), Adrian Cain (actor), Steve Mason (actor),

Genres: Horror,

Bordering on Bad Behavior (2013)

Actors: Kevin Hindley (miscellaneous crew), Tom Sizemore (actor), Robin Smith (actor), Patrick Lyster (actor), Nicky Rebello (actor), Kym Jackson (actress), Chris Roland (producer), Leon Clingman (actor), Bernard Curry (actor), Scot Cooper (actor), Zoli Marki (actress), Richard Lackey (producer), Oz Zehavi (actor), Tyrel Meyer (actor), Nadia Kretschmer (actress),

Plot: Bordering on Bad Behavior is a politically incorrect comedy that entertains and enthralls the viewer into a strategic moment in history where wrong is right and right is wrong, and ultimately answers that age-old question: Is blood really thicker than water? And, if war kills, can weed heal!

Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, War,

Kelly + Victor (2012)

Actors: Jim Dobson (miscellaneous crew), Pauline Burt (miscellaneous crew), Antonia Campbell-Hughes (actress), Gabrielle Reidy (actress), Janine Marmot (producer), Stephen Walters (actor), Adam Partridge (miscellaneous crew), Mark Womack (actor), Johann Myers (actor), Lisa Millett (actress), Julian Morris (actor), Andrew Freedman (producer), Tony Kearns (editor), Tom Harnick (miscellaneous crew), Michael Ryan (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: A love story adapted from Niall Griffiths acclaimed novel

May I Kill U? (2012)

Actors: Chris Cowlin (actor), Michael Sarne (actor), Frances Barber (actress), Rosemary Leach (actress), Haim Frank Ilfman (composer), Stuart Urban (writer), Stuart Urban (producer), Stuart Urban (director), Frank Scantori (actor), Julian Boote (actor), Benjayx Murphy (actor), John Duggan (actor), Tamsin Spivey (miscellaneous crew), Ali Paterson (miscellaneous crew), Mark Vennis (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: A psychopath on the cycle path One man. On a mission. On a bicycle.

Quotes:

Baz: [as he throttles Andy the wife beater] Do you deserve to walk this planet?

Baz: Are you worthy of life?

Andy: [as he beats his wife Tracy] Why are you so fucking unstable?

Baz: [to trafficked women in the back of a van] Anyone else here speak English and been raped?

Val: There's a reason for every little event on this planet. Or do you think we're here by accident?::Baz: You don't fight evil by accident

The Story of F*** (2010)

Actors: Danny Webb (actor), Jonathan Weissler (miscellaneous crew), Lili Bordán (actress), Gary Sinyor (producer), László Baranyi (actor), Patrick Fischer (producer), Tamsin Egerton (actress), Orsolya Vercz (miscellaneous crew), Finlay Robertson (actor), Lee Boardman (actor), Pooja Shah (actress), Anthony Stadler (editor), Antal Czapkó (actor), Matt Devere (actor), Ameet Chana (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Penny (2010)

Actors: Tom Lodewyck (actor), Michael Denk (actor), Jurgen Beck (composer), Edy Cullen (actress), Kyle Walters (actor), Brian Morvant (actor), Nathan Webster (producer), Nathan Webster (writer), Nathan Webster (director), Nathan Webster (editor), Kevin Croak (actor), Dan Bell (actor), William P. Zenobia (actor), Molly Kunz (actress), Jan Mary Nelson (actress),

Plot: "The Penny" is a drama/thriller that follows a series of seemingly insignificant events in a number of people's lives. Hidden amidst their "bigger" problems, these disconnected pieces of their lives go unnoticed until they begin to fit together in a totally unexpected way. Suddenly these strangers are thrust together by what some would call luck, chance, fate, coincidence, or even destiny. But is it something even bigger than that?

Keywords: coincidence, independent-film, penny
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Six Lives. One Coin.

Grey Days (2009)

Actors: Julian Vincent Costanzo (director), Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn (writer), Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn (producer), Klas Ehnemark (composer), Tracy Downs (actress), Lukas Strautins (editor), Lukas Strautins (actor), Lukas Strautins (producer), Lukas Strautins (writer), Reneka Hart (producer), Michael Barrack (actor), Tim Stackpool (actor), Reneka Hart (writer), Alex Withers (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Dead Room (2001)

Actors: Michael Neilson (composer), Philip Lott (director), Julian Boote (writer), Julian Boote (director), Julian Boote (producer), Julian Boote (actor), Julian Boote (writer), Lisa Renée (actress), Barry Lee-Thomas (actor), Jo Price (actress), Ian David Diaz (writer), Ian David Diaz (director), Ian David Diaz (writer), Ian David Diaz (editor), Ian David Diaz (producer),

Plot: Dead Room is the dark and twistedly violent story of the various occupants of innocuously numbered Room No. 2. An otherwise ordinary flat in London, owned by its lively but untrustworthy Nigerian Landlord, No. 2 is a room that was born bad. It attracts the wrong people, and something weird always happens there. A young and sensitive writer goaded beyond endurance by an old enemy, an actress who is the victim of a crazed, bomb-making Stalker, a late night seance which goes gruesomely wrong, and a dangerously insane assassin on a gleeful killing spree. Four examples of just how macabre and downright odd Room No. 2's history is.

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: In Room No 2, there's always space for one more body

Bravo Two Zero (1999)

Actors: David M. Thompson (producer), Anant Singh (producer), Sean Bean (actor), Anthony Fridjohn (actor), Ruth Caleb (producer), Tom Clegg (director), Rick Warden (actor), Nicky Rebello (actor), Russel Savadier (actor), Richard Graham (actor), Helena Spring (producer), Marinella Setti (miscellaneous crew), Darion Hing (costume designer), Robert Whitehead (actor), Sudhir Pragjee (producer),

Plot: This is the true story of the most highly decorated British patrol since the Boer war: an eight man SAS team inserted behind Iraqi lines during the Gulf War in January 1991. Their mission was to take out the scud missiles which Saddam Hussein was using to terrorize his enemies, as well as to sever strategic communication lines between Baghdad and North West Iraq. This top secret mission was called "Bravo Two Zero" and it was commanded by Sergeant Andy McNab. Of the eight who went out, only five returned. Dropped into "scud alley" carrying 210-pound packs, McNab and his men soon found themselves surrounded by Saddam's army. Their radios didn't work; the weather was brutally cold. And they had been spotted. For the SAS, the Bravo Two Zero patrol has always been seen with mixed feelings. On one hand, its most famous ever action is a tale of remarkable endurance and heroism; on the other hand, only one of the eight-man patrol managed to escape death or capture (as told in The One That Got Away by Chris Ryan.)

Keywords: 1990s, ak-47, army, army-base, arrest, assault-rifle, bare-breasts, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Thriller, War,
Taglines: - From Andy McNab's International Best Seller - A True Story Of The SAS Mission In The Gulf War! A true story of survival against all the odds

Quotes:

Baz: [when introducing themselves to the camera before they set off] Baz, ex-para like Dinger only better looking.::Dinger: [in the background] Bollocks!::Baz: Comment, I will give up smoking next year.::[pauses]::Baz: This year, shit!

Dinger: [when talking to the camera before leaving for the mission] Dinger. Ex-Para, Chain smoker. Comment? My God, my country, my Harley Davidson. Not necessarily in that order.

Andy McNab: [Narrating] Andy: We fought the raggi's for the best part of the day. We binned our bergens. Couldn't move quick enough with them. We heard contacts far on in the distance. But they weren't shooting at us.

Dinger: Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram of 'He's a sad nudist?'::Andy McNab: Where did the 'M' go?::Dinger: I swapped it for a 'T'.::Andy McNab: You can't do that.::Dinger: Well I just did.::Andy McNab: That's not right.

Andy McNab: [Narrating] Of course you're afraid - anyone who says they're not are either lying or need to see a shrink. You want to make the biggest hole possible to hide in - you'd get your spoon out and start digging if that would help. But then the training takes over... you psych yourself up, check all your pouches are closed, your pockets don't open and your magazines are on tight.::Andy McNab: [Narrating] For the next hour we fought a running battle with the jundies [British military slang for Arab enemy soldiers] as they pursued us across the plain.::Andy McNab: [Narrating] The Bergens were binned - we couldn't move quickly enough with them. Our belt kits carried what we couldn't do without - water and ammo. We could hear contacts in the distance. Whoever they were firing at, it wasn't us.

Andy McNab: [speaking in narration, while demonstrating his foreskin] I pulled as hard as I could, which was difficult, due to the cold.

Baz: Hey, Ding... is there an apostrophe in "we're"?::Dinger: As in what?::Baz: As in "we're in the shit."::Dinger: Oh, yes.

[first lines]::BBC Announcer: For Allied Forces in the Golf the preparation is over. The real battle, only days away. This relentless activity is a reminder that if final-hour diplomacy stumbles, then action against Iraq will be both certain and uncompromising. Saddam Hussein says it will be the mother of all battles. President Bush demanded that conflict must be swift and decisive.::President George H. W. Bush: This will not be another Vietnam. This will not be a protracted, drawn-out war.

Andy McNab: Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.

Stan: This is your nuclear, biological, and chemical protection suit, and bibs. Just think of it as a large condom with legs.

Shadow Run (1998)

Actors: James Fox (actor), Kenneth Colley (actor), Michael Caine (actor), Leslie Grantham (actor), Christopher Cazenove (actor), Angela Douglas (actress), Rupert Frazer (actor), Tim Healy (actor), Geoffrey Reeve (producer), Geoffrey Reeve (director), Phil Swinburne (actor), Terry Warwick (editor), Paul Ridley (actor), Khan Bonfils (actor), Jacqueline Mills (costume designer),

Plot: Haskell (Michael Caine) is assigned a job by his boss, the aristocratic Landon-Higgins (James Fox), to highjack a high security van in broad daylight while it's in the shadow run (out of radio contact with the main security firm). He assembles a team to carry out the heist, but things don't go according to plan and Haskell begins to think his boss might be double crossing him. Add to this, a teenage boarding school pupil has already witnessed some of the meetings of the team and Haskell's in real trouble.

Genres: Crime,
Taglines: A hardened gangster plans to steal £100 million in 20 minutes... and take full advantage of the shadow run. All he has to fear is his partner.