Seinfeld

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Stakeout
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Robbery
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Male Unbonding
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Stock Tip
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Ex-Girlfriend
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Pony Remark
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Jacket
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Phone Message
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Apartment
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Statue
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Revenge
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Heart Attack
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Deal
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Baby Shower
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Chinese Restaurant
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Busboy
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Note
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Truth
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pen
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Dog
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Library
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Parking Garage
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Cafe
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Tape
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Nose Job
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Stranded
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Alternate Side
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Red Dot
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Subway
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Suicide
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Fix Up
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Boyfriend: Part 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Boyfriend: Part 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Limo
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Good Samaritan
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Letter
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Parking Space
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Keys
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Trip: Part 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Trip: Part 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pitch
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Ticket
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Wallet
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Watch
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Bubble Boy
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Cheever Letters
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Opera
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Virgin
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Contest
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Airport
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Pick
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Movie
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Visa
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Shoes
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Outing
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Old Man
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Implant
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Junior Mint
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Smelly Car
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Handicap Spot
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Pilot
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Mango
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Puffy Shirt
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Glasses
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Sniffing Accountant
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Bris
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Lip Reader
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Non-Fat Yogurt
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Barber
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Masseuse
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Cigar Store Indian
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Conversion
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Stall
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Dinner Party
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Marine Biologist
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Pie
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Stand-In
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Wife
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Raincoats
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Fire
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Hamptons
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Opposite
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Chaperone
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Big Salad
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pledge Drive
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Chinese Woman
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Couch
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Gymnast
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Soup
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Mom and Pop Store
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Secretary
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Race
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Switch
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Label Maker
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Scofflaw
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Highlights of a Hundred
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Beard
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Kiss Hello
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Doorman
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Jimmy
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Doodle
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Fusilli Jerry
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Diplomat's Club
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Face Painter
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Understudy
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Engagement
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Postponement
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Maestro
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Wink
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Hot Tub
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Soup Nazi
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Secret Code
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Pool Guy
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Sponge
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Gum
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Rye
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Caddy
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Seven
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Cadillac
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Shower Head
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Doll
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Friars Club
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Wig Master
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Calzone
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Bottle Deposit
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Wait Out
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Invitations
• Season 8
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Foundation
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Soul Mate
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Bizarro Jerry
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Little Kicks
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Package
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Fatigues
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Checks
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Abstinence
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Andrea Doria
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Little Jerry
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Money
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Comeback
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Van Buren Boys
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Susie
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Pothole
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The English Patient
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Nap
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Yada Yada
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Millennium
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Muffin Tops
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Summer of George
• Season 9
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Butter Shave
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Voice
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Serenity Now
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Blood
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Junk Mail
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Slicer
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Betrayal
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Apology
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Strike
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Dealership
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Cartoon
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Strongbox
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Wizard
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Burning
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Bookstore
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Frogger
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Maid
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Chronicle
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Finale

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld stars in this television comedy series as himself, a comedian. The premise of this sitcom is Jerry and his friends going through everyday life, discussing various quirky situations that we can all relate to (especially if we live in New York). The eccentric personalities of the offbeat characters who make up Jerry's social circle contribute to the fun.

Cast

• Jerry Seinfeld
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Jason Alexander
• Ruth Cohen
• Michael Richards
• Wayne Knight
• Larry David
• Jerry Stiller
• Estelle Harris
• Heidi Swedberg
• Lee Bear
• Barney Martin
• Liz Sheridan
• John O'Hurley
• Patrick Warburton
• Richard Herd

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Stakeout
  George Costanza: She calls me up at my office, she says, "We have to talk."::Jerry: Uh, the four wor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Robbery
  Elaine: Jerry, come on, you're doing okay now. You should at least take a look at this place. You sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Male Unbonding
  Jerry Seinfeld: Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Stock Tip
  Jerry Seinfeld: [opening lines] Went to dinner the other night, check came at the end of the meal. N...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Ex-Girlfriend
  Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.::Jerry: You'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Pony Remark
  Cosmo Kramer: What, you don't think I can, huh?::Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, no, it's not that I don't think...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Busboy
  Jerry Seinfeld: Sometimes you go to a restaurant, they put the check in a little book. What is this,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Baby Shower
  Christine Dunford figures twice into George's plot line - once as a pregnant ex-girlfriend who threw...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Jacket
  Jerry Seinfeld: What are we suppose to tell him?::George Costanza: We'll tell him we're frightened a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Chinese Restaurant
  Elaine: [waiting in restaurant] You know, it's not fair that people are selected first come, first s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Phone Message
  Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee?::George Costanza: no thanks. I can't drink c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Apartment
  Jerry Seinfeld: People don't turn down money. This is what separates us from animals....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Statue
  Rava: There's Ray, late as usual....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Heart Attack
  Jerry: [Watching two paramedics fighting] All this over a Chuckle.::Cosmo Kramer: What's a Chuckle?:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Revenge
  'Larry David (I)' (qv) was the original voice of Newman, but 'Wayne Knight (I)' (qv) overdubbed the ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Deal
  Jerry: [Discussing The Deal with Elaine] Because this... [gesturing between them] is very good.::Ela...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Note
  'Joshua Liebling' (qv), who plays Billy, is Seinfeld's real-life nephew....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Truth
  George Costanza: I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pen
  Helen Seinfeld: You're going underwater?::Jerry Seinfeld: Yes. Generally that's where scuba diving i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Dog
  'Joseph Maher' (qv) plays a character named Gavin Polone. The real 'Gavin Polone' (qv) is 'Larry Dav...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Library
  Elaine: Boys are sick.::Jerry: Well what do girls do?::Elaine: Nothing. We just tease someone until ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Parking Garage
  Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer spend the episode trying to find their lost car in a parking garag...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Cafe
  George Costanza: You should've seen the look on her face. It was the same look my father gave me whe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Tape
  Jerry Seinfeld: Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Nose Job
  Jerry: I'll tell you, the sex - I was like an animal. I mean, it was just completely uninhibited.::G...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Stranded
  Gwen: I have lost my fiance, the poor baby!::Elaine Benes: [Australian accent] Maybe the dingo ate y...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Alternate Side
  Rental Car Agent: Wouldf you like to purchase the renter's insurance?::Jerry: Yeah, you better give ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Red Dot
  Evie: Cashmere!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Subway
  Jerry: You realize of course you're naked?::Naked Man: Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference.::...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser
  George Louis Costanza: Let me tell you something. A man without hand is not a man. I've got so much ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Suicide
  Gina: [Gina's boyfriend Martin is in a coma] Kiss me right in front of him.::Jerry: I can't. What if...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Fix Up
  George is convinced he is fated never to have a relationship with an attractive, interesting woman. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Boyfriend: Part 1
  When Jerry demonstrates the path of the "Magic Loogie" on Newman, it is a parody of the "Magic Bulle...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Boyfriend: Part 2
  George Costanza: Magellan? You like Magellan?::Jerry Seinfeld: Oh yeah, my favorite explorer. Around...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Limo
  George Costanza: [pretending to be a white supremacist to get a free limo ride] Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Good Samaritan
  Kramer having seizures every time he hears 'Mary Hart (I)' (qv)'s voice is based on an actual case r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Letter
  Kramer mentions that Jerry and Elaine were like Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd on "The Letter" episode. O...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Parking Space
  Mike Moffit: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Keys
  After 'Candice Bergen' (qv) and the set of _"Murphy Brown" (1988)_ (qv) made a guest appearance on t...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Trip: Part 1
  'Julia Louis-Dreyfus' (qv) does not appear in this episode as she was on maternity leave....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Trip: Part 2
  'Julia Louis-Dreyfus' (qv) does not appear in this episode as she was on maternity leave....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pitch
  Jerry Seinfeld: [after Newman leaves with Kramer's radar detector] Does that thing work?::Cosmo Kram...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Ticket
  This episode was originally broadcast as a one hour special along with the previous episode, "The Pi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Wallet
  Jerry Seinfeld: Don't you hate the "to be continued" 's on TV? It's horrible when you sense the "to ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Watch
  Realizing that his uncle Leo now owns the watch he threw away, Jerry tries to buy it back from him. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Bubble Boy
  Voice and Arm of Donald Sanger, the Bubble Boy: The Moors.::George Costanza: I'm sorry the answer we...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Cheever Letters
  Elaine's final punchline ("...and they're all laid out for me") received such a loud and long respon...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Opera
  Crazy Joe Davola was named after 'Joe Davola' (qv), a friend of Larry David's....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Virgin
  Kramer ('Michael Richards (I)' (qv) also appeared on _"Mad About You" (1992) {The Apartment (#1.8)}_...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Contest
  Jerry Seinfeld: But... are you still Master of your domain?::Elaine Benes: I'm queen of the castle....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Airport
  Although Jerry and Elaine are flying a fictional airline, the plane exteriors shown in the episode b...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Pick
  Jerry Seinfeld: What are you doing?::Elaine Benes: Date with Fred.::Jerry Seinfeld: The religious gu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Movie
  Elaine Benes: Can I have a medium diet coke?::Concessionaire: Do you want the medium size or the mid...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Visa
  Jerry: What happened?::Cosmo Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and I was pitching, and ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Shoes
  Jerry Seinfeld: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Outing
  [repeated line]::Jerry Seinfeld: [on homosexuality] Not that there's anything wrong with that!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Old Man
  George Costanza: Let me ask you something. What do you do for a living, Newman?::Newman: I'm a Unite...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Implant
  Elaine Marie Benes: You've dated women with nose jobs before, so what's the big deal?::Jerry Seinfel...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Junior Mint
  Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Smelly Car
  After dinner, Jerry gets his car back from the valet. He and Elaine get in the car and realize that ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Handicap Spot
  Ray: [trying to sell a wheelchair] This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Pilot
  When the actors audition for roles on "Jerry", the lines they read for the characters of Jerry, Elai...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Mango
  Jerry gets a shocking revelation when Elaine reveals that she faked every orgasm while they were dat...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Puffy Shirt
  Estelle Costanza: Georgie, would you like some Jello?::Frank Costanza: Why do you put the bananas in...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Glasses
  Elaine Benes: [about to be injected with a rabies shot] It's not going to hurt a lot, is it?::Doctor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Sniffing Accountant
  George Costanza: Two cups in the front, two loops in the back... how do they do it?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Bris
  Cosmo Kramer: Don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that::[Krame...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Lip Reader
  'Monica Seles' (qv) was approached to appear in the final scene where Kramer runs into her on the te...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Non-Fat Yogurt
  Maryedith: Well I hope you're happy.::Jerry Seinfeld: What?::Maryedith: Now every word out of my son...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Barber
  Jerry regrets giving his longtime barber the heave-ho after he gets a ridiculous-looking haircut. Ge...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Masseuse
  In the episode Elaine is dating Joel Rifkin who also shares the same name of a serial killer in New ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Cigar Store Indian
  Jerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine. Kramer tries to get ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Conversion
  Estelle Costanza: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?::George Costanza: For a woman.::Frank Co...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Stall
  Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain. It's her! I'm telling you it's her.::Jerry ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Dinner Party
  Jerry Seinfeld: Look to the Cookie Elaine, look to the Cookie....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Marine Biologist
  [last lines]::George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Pie
  George Costanza: Is that the time? I gotta get downtown and buy that suit. The store opens in twenty...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Stand-In
  Jerry visits a friend in hospital after he hears the guy needs cheering up. No matter how hard he tr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Wife
  Grandpa: [Kramer's girlfriend Anna, a black woman, has brought Kramer to meet her grandfather, but K...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Raincoats
  In this two-part episode, Jerry's parents are visiting before leaving for France. Jerry has a hard t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Fire
  Fireman: How do you live with yourself?::George Costanza: It's not easy....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Hamptons
  Jerry, George Costanza: Elaine!::Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?::Elaine: What do you mean lik...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Opposite
  Jerry and George discuss what is essentially the premise of this episode way back in a scene from th...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Chaperone
  Jerry connects with a Miss America pageant contestant, Miss Rhode Island, at a Yankees game and asks...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Big Salad
  (#6.2), Elaine gives her phone number as "KL5-2390", and Jerry protests that that's actually his num...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pledge Drive
  Elaine: Um, what does Nana sound like?::Jerry: Like a grandmother, why?::Elaine: Well...::Jerry: Oh,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Chinese Woman
  George Costanza: [a message on Jerry's answering machine] Hi, this is George. I've got nothing to sa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Couch
  Jerry Seinfeld: And what is his stand on abortion?::Elaine Marie Benes: What?::Jerry Seinfeld: What ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Gymnast
  Jerry Seinfeld: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Soup
  [Jerry and George are at Monk's Cafe]::Jerry Seinfeld: Oh no, it's Kenny Bania.::George Costanza: Wh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Mom and Pop Store
  Kramer decides to help out a small mom and pop shoe repair shop by sending business their way. As pa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Secretary
  Jerry Seinfeld: About George's new job: It's amazing! You're getting a secretary! Last week you were...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Race
  George Costanza: You, uh, wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner?::George Steinbrenner: Yes George, I di...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Switch
  Jerry: So what happened with Kramer's mother?::George Costanza: It's all worked out. Nina and I will...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Label Maker
  George Costanza: [referring to Kramer and Newman's Risk game] What's that?::Jerry: Oh, it's Risk, it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Scofflaw
  The title refers to a person who breaks laws that are not basically criminal in nature such as parki...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Highlights of a Hundred
  For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Beard
  Cosmo Kramer: Hey.::George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!::Cosmo Kramer: [flinches]::C...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Kiss Hello
  Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Je...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Doorman
  German Tourist: [to Kramer] Stop that man! It's him!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Jimmy
  Cosmo Kramer: [talking about Dr. Whatley's dentistry practice in a slurred voice] He's got a new pol...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Doodle
  Jerry is upset when he realizes he has fleas in his apartment. He's even more upset when he finds th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Fusilli Jerry
  George Costanza: [about mechanics] Well of course they're trying to screw you! What do you think? Th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Diplomat's Club
  Despite knowing where he worked, how he got the bit part on the show and that he quit his job to wor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Face Painter
  'Mark DeCarlo' (qv) plays a character named Alec Berg. 'Alec Berg (I)' (qv) is the name of one of th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Understudy
  J. Peterman: Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunate...
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Engagement
  In Season 6, Episode 21 we learn that Newman took over his mail route from "Son of Sam" (David Berko...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Postponement
  Jerry: So, you're nothing but a stoolie. Admit it.::Cosmo Kramer: Hey, don't do the crime if you can...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Maestro
  Cosmo Kramer: Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Wink
  George Steinbrenner's birthday was July 4, though there are no references to the holiday taking plac...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Hot Tub
  Elaine Benes: [Thinking to herself while she can hear Jerry saying, "He's depending on you" and Jean...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Soup Nazi
  George Costanza: [Soup Nazi gives him a look] Medium turkey chili. [instantly moves to the cashier]:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Secret Code
  We find out that the J. in J. Petermen's name stands for Jacopo. We also find out he grew up in Cost...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Pool Guy
  George Costanza: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Sponge
  [Kramer is cornered in an alley for not wearing the red ribbon at the AIDS walk]::Bob: So, what's it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Gum
  George Costanza: The Jon Voight Car is no more....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Rye
  Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes wi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Caddy
  Jackie Chiles: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?::Co...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Seven
  Jerry Seinfeld: "Seven"? Yeah, I guess I can see it: seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Cadillac
  Susan Biddle Ross: Hey! What're you watching? [looks at TV] Only You? That's another Marisa Tomei mo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Shower Head
  [Morty learns "The Tonight Show" is taped in the afternoon and aired at night]::Morty Seinfeld: How ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Doll
  Jerry Seinfeld: It's because of her that bottle got broke that I was going to give to Charles Grodin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Friars Club
  Per the title, the Friar's Club is a private club whose membership role is mainly composed mostly of...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Wig Master
  George Costanza: Excuse me, I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back, please.::Jiffy P...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Calzone
  Cosmo Kramer: [hunched over a massive pile of change] Hey buddy.::Jerry: What the hell is all this?:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Bottle Deposit
  Jerry Seinfeld: [as auto mechanic approaches] Hey, Tony.::Tony: Thanks for coming in Jerry.::Jerry S...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Wait Out
  George Costanza: Scalping? Isn't that illegal?::Cosmo Kramer: Yep....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Invitations
  Doctor: I'm sorry, she's gone.::George Costanza: What's that?::Doctor: She expired.::George Costanza...
• Season 8
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Foundation
  George Costanza: What were you saying to the Rosses over there anyway?::Jerry Seinfeld: Oh man, I do...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Soul Mate
  At the end of this episode is dedication to 'Victor Wayne Harris' (qv) the assistant prop manager fo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Bizarro Jerry
  The hands of actor 'James Rekart' (qv) are the "Manhands" in this episode. James Rekart was personal...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Little Kicks
  Jerry: I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been m...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Package
  The season-eight episode "The Package", in which Newman grills Jerry about mail fraud, is a parody o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Fatigues
  Elaine: That's good work guys, that oughta do it for today.::Eddie Sherman: Wait! You didn't ask me ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Checks
  Jerry Seinfeld: [about Kramer's Japanese house guests] This has international incident written all o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster
  Jerry Seinfeld: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Abstinence
  Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.::Jerry Seinfeld: Now why would a junior high s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Andrea Doria
  George Costanza: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.::Clarence: Yes, it w...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Little Jerry
  Cosmo Kramer: I bought a chicken.::George Costanza: Allow me. Why?::Cosmo Kramer: Cage-free, farm fr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Money
  According to 'Sarah Silverman' (qv), 'Michael Richards (I)' (qv) screamed at her because she kept bl...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Comeback
  George gets insulted by a co-worker named Reilly during a business meeting with the line "Hey George...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Van Buren Boys
  Leader: [George, trying to prove he was a Van Buren Boy, makes several hand gestures in an attempt t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Susie
  Cosmo Kramer: How d'ya like the tuxedo. It's a rental but I've had it for fifteen years....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Pothole
  Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriends toothbrush into her toilet. He refuses to tell her and won...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The English Patient
  [Elaine and Peterman are watching "The English Patient". Elaine is about to freak out of boredom]::E...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Nap
  George needs to find a way to have a nap at work. His glass wall doesn't seem to make that possible ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Yada Yada
  Beth: [at wedding making fun of a dentist sitting in front of them] Hey, what do you call a doctor w...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Millennium
  George Costanza: To think I'd fail at failing.::Jerry Seinfeld: Oh come on.::George Costanza: I can'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Muffin Tops
  Alex: Is that a Mexican hairless? I *love* thoooose! O. Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so muc...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Summer of George
  With three months' severance pay from the Yankees, George decides that he's going to have a great su...
• Season 9
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Butter Shave
  Kramer discovers a new use for butter by applying it to his face while he shaves, but he accidentall...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Voice
  Cosmo Kramer: They're redoing the Cloud Club.::Jerry: Oh, that restaurant on top of the Chrysler bui...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Serenity Now
  Jerry: [Sarcastically] Kramer, I love you.::Cosmo Kramer: [Without missing a beat] I love you too, b...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Blood
  Jerry starts gaining weight and his parents hire Izzy Mandelbaum (see episode "The English Patient")...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Junk Mail
  'Wilford Brimley' (qv)'s guest appearance as Post-Master General of the United States was an homage ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show
  Elaine Benes: Kramer, what is wrong with you?::Cosmo Kramer: What do you mean?::Elaine Benes: Well, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Slicer
  Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable.::Jerry: Where did ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Betrayal
  Elaine Benes: Your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke -::Usher: You're not going to the we...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Apology
  Melissa: Would you look at that?::Jerry Seinfeld: I can't, I can't look anymore, I've seen too much...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Strike
  [about a free sub card]::Elaine: I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad m...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Dealership
  Jerry goes to buy a new car from David Puddy, who's been promoted to the sales floor. But after Elai...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole
  [repeated line]::Jerry Seinfeld: It's not a purse! It's European!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Cartoon
  The Sally Weaver storyline in this episode was inspired after Kathy Griffin ridiculed Jerry Seinfeld...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Strongbox
  George Costanza: [Elaine thinks her boyfriend is a super hero] Who is this? Blue Arrow?::Elaine Bene...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Wizard
  George Costanza: [folding the newspaper he was reading] When are they gonna learn that any news abou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Burning
  Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stat...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Bookstore
  While at Brentano's, George is forced to buy an expensive art book after taking it into the bathroom...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Frogger
  Slippery Pete: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?::Georg...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Maid
  Cindy: [in reference to slacking off on her duties] Well, I made the bed.::Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, but ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day
  [Kramer accidentally lights the Puerto Rican flag on fire and tries to stomp it out]::Man: [yells] H...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Chronicle
  This episode aired immediately before the series finale. An outtake of the cast dancing between take...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Finale
  Jackie Chiles: [about Sidra's breasts] Oh, and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!...