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News Wednesday 28th December...

Cuts and Bans

Shopping: Sausage Party
2016 USA animation comedy adventure by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray after suffering censor problems in the US.

South Asia

Miserable Bangladesh
Bangladesh internet censors specify their first 500 porn websites for blocking

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Cutting Edge Episode 42
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom

Ferman, Spielberg and the PG rating

UK Internet Porn Censorship
The Digital Economy Bill is passing through Parliament and will lead to the mass blocking of internet porn to all UK residents. This includes the free tube sites and is not restricted to UK based websites. The BBFC has been appointed to the new role of internet porn censor.

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Censor's Charter
Open Rights Group summarises the current state of play revealing how porn sites will be blocked for UK internet users

Update: The Censored Digital Economy
Lords 2nd Reading debate of age verification and censorship for worldwide porn websites

The BBFC is set to ban all online porn
Murray Perkins of the BBFC explains how all the world's major porn websites will have to be totally banned in Britain (even if they set up age verification systems) under the censorship rules contained in the Digital Economy Bill

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Just How Risky Face-Sitting and Fisting Are
Vice investigates if there is any harm in sexual practices considered somehow

Update: Quick, buy shares in VPNs, there will soon be a massive new uptake
UK government decides that it will censor nearly all internet porn

Christmas Fun

'Lonely Night 'Christmas Ad from Pornhub (SFW)

Silly stories fro Christmas

Oh bollocks it's Christmas
Police waste time and money following up a bollocks complaint about a mug in a shop window display

Cutting Edge Episode 41
Bound

The Whacowskis' hands are tied by the MPAA

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Update: But will the government listen?
European Court of Justice finds that the UK mass snooping regime is too broad and must be reigned in

Petition: Encryption is under threat in Europe!
Tell the EU Council: Protect our rights to privacy and security!

Too Late!
Encryption, privacy and security has just been killed by the British government

Update: 48 breeds of snoopers
So who will be watching over your shoulder as you surf the internet

Update: Snoop On
The Snooper's Charter has passed the Houses of Parliament

Recent Movie News

Shopping: The Burning
1981 US/Canada video nasty by Tony Maylam just released on UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo

Psychomaniacs at the BBFC
1972 BBFC cinema cuts to Don Sharp's biker horror, Psychomania

Shopping: 99 Women
Once banned by the BBFC, just released on US DVD and Blu-ray with a limited edition featuring a hardcore version

Shopping: Vampire Journals
1997 Romania / USA horror fantasy by Ted Nicolaou just released on UK Blu-ray

Shopping: Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer: 30th Anniversary Edition
1986 USA censorship icon by John McNaughton just released on US Blu-ray

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UK Internet Porn Censorship

For those that hold the opinion that Britain is bastion of Western liberal values...
Porn Censorship in Britain 2016: The Digital Economy Bill. By the Britisher. Via YouTube

Porn performers talk about the UK porn laws . By Pandora Blake Via YouTube
Help defeat this ill-informed censorship
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Tony Bear explains UK video censorship to Lady Bear

In December 2014 the UK introduced new regulations to censor online videos. Tony Bear explains the new rules to Lady Bear. She doesn't like it. If you don't like it either, find out more at Backlash.

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UK Internet

23rd Dec

Update: Crap law in the making
Open Rights Group demolishes government's internet censorship tweak to catch porn carrying Twitter and Reddit

UK Internet

16th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Censor's Charter
Open Rights Group summarises the current state of play revealing how porn sites will be blocked for UK internet users

UK Internet

15th Dec

Update: The Censored Digital Economy
Lords 2nd Reading debate of age verification and censorship for worldwide porn websites

UK Internet

14th Dec

The BBFC is set to ban all online porn
Murray Perkins of the BBFC explains how all the world's major porn websites will have to be totally banned in Britain (even if they set up age verification systems) under the censorship rules contained in the Digital Economy Bill

UK Internet

12th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Just How Risky Face-Sitting and Fisting Are
Vice investigates if there is any harm in sexual practices considered somehow 'obscene' by the British authorities

UK Internet

5th Dec

Comment: Porn is not conveniently organised in easy to block packages
The politician behind Britain's porn censorship now thinks it might not even work. By Rob Price

UK Internet

30th Nov

Update: The blind leading the blind
Britain and Bangladesh start processes to censor internet porn.

UK Internet

29th Nov

Update: Lib Dems to oppose internet censorship
A rare occurrence these days, politicians that are standing up for the rights of the people

UK Internet

28th Nov

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Prurient digital economy bill is blind to harm it will cause
In placing the BBFC as official guardians of morality, alternative depictions of sexuality such as that by the growing feminist pornography movement and the BDSM community are threatened. By Vonny Moyes

BBFC News

24th Dec

Update: Embracing Political Correctness
Why has the BBFC deleted 'nudity' from the consumer advice for the feminist documentary, Embrace?

MPAA News

23rd Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Scream at 20
How Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson tore the slasher film apart

Cuts and Bans

21st Dec

Psychomaniacs at the BBFC
1972 BBFC cinema cuts to Don Sharp's biker horror, Psychomania

Cuts and Bans

Update: 15 rated body images
Feminist documentary gets advisory 15/16 ratings in Australia and New Zealand but gets a hard 15 in the UK

Movie News

19th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Nothing to die for
Movie-Censorship.com details the different versions of Suicide Squad

Asia Pacific

18th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Wallowing in praise
A happy censor describes life in New Zealand's Office of Film and Literature Classification. Perhaps someone cut out the critical bits.

Middle East

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: A brief history of film censorship in Egypt
Giving a sense of the absurd state of censorship in Egypt. By Ahmed Shawky Ali

South Asia

28th Dec

Miserable Bangladesh
Bangladesh internet censors specify their first 500 porn websites for blocking

Liberty News

27th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Does anyone know what their Facebook address is anyway?
US authorities introduce policy to ask visitors to reveal their social media accounts

Ofcom Watch

26th Dec

Update: Ofcom Teachings
Ofcom fines Noor TV 75,000 for a religious parable about killing jews

Gov

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Abuse of trust
No matter how much governments spout bollox about mass snooping being used onlt to detect the likes of terrorism, the authorities end up sharing the data with Tom, Dick and Harry for the most trivial of reasons

Diary

25th Dec

Diary: Gallowwalkers
December on the Horror Channel

UK Internet

23rd Dec

Update: Crap law in the making
Open Rights Group demolishes government's internet censorship tweak to catch porn carrying Twitter and Reddit

Asia Pacific

Update: No comment
China bans people from posting their own social media videos about current affairs

Aussie News

Big business against people's fair use
Australian Productivity Commission Report Sparks More Unproductive Whining from Copyright Monopolists

Gov

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Hopefully the UK's free press will be maintained
Karen Bradley appears to play down likelihood of invoking disgraceful new law designed to force news papers to accept press censorship or else face deliberately unjust court decisions in libel cases

PC News

27th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Comment: 2016: a war of words against the people
Inappropriately aggressive political correctness. The anti-populist rhetoric of the elite is now off the scale. By Frank Furedi

Internet News

26th Dec

Searching for the wrong question
Google's algorithms are accused of returning links to pages relevant to the search rather than the 'right' pages.

Religion

20th Dec

An even more miraculous conception
Two Josephs Christmas decoration winds up campaign group, Christian Concern

UK News

17th Dec

Get the Daily Mail reclassified as a fake news website
Humerous change.org petition calls for the Daily Mail to be designated as fake news.

UK News

16th Dec

Oh bollocks it's Christmas
Police waste time and money following up a bollocks complaint about a mug in a shop window display

ASA Watch

14th Dec

Screaming 'inappropriate'
ASA rejects whinge about a radio advert for the scary movie Lights Out

Religion

13th Dec

Nativity Naivete
'Peace and goodwill to all men'...except of course those running a Spanish sex shop with a sex toy nativity scene window display

Nutter Watch US

12th Dec

Holy Sh*t
US moralists support the hype for an upcoming TV comedy from ABC

US News

26th Dec

Updated: Free speech upheld even on the backpage
CEO of Backpage.com website cleared of prostitution offences over adult service adverts posted by website users

World News

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Time's Up
Short time hotels on the decline in Japan as young people live more independently from their families

US News

18th Dec

Obituary: Cecil Howard
Golden Age of Porn film maker is now directing Star Angels

Sex Toys News

15th Dec

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We-Vibe settles privacy legal case after logging vibrator's usage details without obtaining permission

World P4P

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Perhaps honest competition keeps prices low
The number of legal brothels in New Zealand is declining, possibly giving way to independent working

UK Internet

12th Dec

Offsite Article

Offsite Article: Just How Risky Face-Sitting and Fisting Are
Vice investigates if there is any harm in sexual practices considered somehow 'obscene' by the British authorities

Diary

25th Dec

Diary: Gallowwalkers
December on the Horror Channel

Diary

19th Dec

Diary: We Are Still Here
January on the Horror Channel

Diary

25th Nov

Diary: Eroticon 2017
4-5th March 2017. Erotic writers convention in London

Diary

20th Nov

Diary: Triple Six Horror Festival
27th-28th May 2017, Manchester

Recent Releases

28th Dec

Shopping: Sausage Party
2016 USA animation comedy adventure by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray after suffering censor problems in the US.

Recent Releases

Shopping: Seven Deaths in the Cats Eyes
1973 Italy / France / West Germany horror mystery thriller by Antonio Margheriti (as Anthony M Dawson) just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

Recent Releases

Shopping: In a Valley of Violence
2016 USA western by Ti West just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

Recent Releases

27th Dec

Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The House that Screamed, Underworld, Snowden, Pet

Recent Releases

26th Dec

Shopping: Shelley
2016 Denmark / Sweden horror drama by Ali Abbasi just released on US DVD/Blu-ray Combo

Recent Releases

Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Sausage Party, Hands of Steel, The Sect, The Purge: Election Year

Recent Releases

20th Dec

Shopping: Night has a Thousand Desires
1984 Spain horror thriller by Jess Franco just released on US Blu-ray

Recent Releases

Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
31, Hellraiser: The Scarlet Box

Recent Releases

19th Dec

Shopping: Let's Be Evil
2016 UK thriller by Martin Owen just released on US DVD/Blu-ray Combo

New Listings

28th Dec

Shopping: Easter Bunny Bloodbath
2010 Canada comedy horror by Richard Mogg set for US DVD release on 14th February 2017

New Listings

Shopping: We are the Flesh
2016 Mexico / France horror fantasy drama by Emiliano Rocha Minter set for UK Blu-ray release on 13th February 2017

New Listings

Shopping: Stake Land 2
2016 USA action horror by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 14th February 2017

New Listings

27th Dec

Shopping: Under The Shadows
2016 Iran / Jordan / Qatar / UK horror thriller by Babak Anvari set for UK DVD release on 23rd January 2017

New Listings

Shopping: Stryker
1983 Philippines action Sci-Fi film by Cirio H Santiago set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd January 2017

New Listings

Shopping: This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse
1967 Brazil horror by José Mojica Marins set for US DVD release on 31st January 2017

New Listings

26th Dec

Shopping: Amuck
1972 Italy mystery thriller by Silvio Amadio set for UK Blu-ray release on 27th February 2017

New Listings

24th Dec

Shopping: The Girl With All the Gifts
2016 UK / USA horror thriller by Colm McCarthy set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 23rd January 2017

New Listings

22nd Dec

Shopping: I Am Not A Serial Killer
2016 Ireland / UK thriller by Billy O'Brien set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th February 2017

New and Offers

28th Dec

Viewer's Wives 09 + 10 (2 DVDs)
Selected releases at Simply Adult

New and Offers

27th Dec

Squirt Gangbang #5
Selected releases at Your Choice

New and Offers

26th Dec

Merry Christmas
Selected releases at Hot Movies

New and Offers

24th Dec

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Selected releases at CD Universe

New and Offers

23rd Dec

Lea Guerlin: First Night In The Girls' Dormitory (2016)
Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire

New and Offers

22nd Dec

Outland 2: Looking For Freedom
Selected releases at Simply Adult

New and Offers

21st Dec

Teenage Bestsellers #255
Selected releases at Your Choice

New and Offers

20th Dec

The Passions Of Carol
Golden Age porn at Hot Movies

New and Offers

19th Dec

Anal Beauty # 5
Selected releases at CD Universe

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