Bad (1977)
Actors:
Stefania Casini (actress),
Andy Warhol (producer),
Carroll Baker (actress),
Perry King (actor),
Susan Tyrrell (actress),
Lawrence Tierney (actor),
Fred C. Caruso (producer),
John Dullaghan (actor),
John Boxer (costume designer),
Kathleen McGill (miscellaneous crew),
Brigid Berlin (actress),
John H. Starke (actor),
Susan B. Landau (actress),
John H. Starke (miscellaneous crew),
Richard Cummings Jr. (actor),
Plot: Hazel runs a beauty salon out of her house, but makes extra money by providing ruthless women to do hit jobs. K.T. is a parasite, and contacts Hazel looking for work when he runs out of money. She is reluctant to use him for a hit, since she prefers using women, but decides to try him on a trial basis. Meanwhile, the local cop she pays off wants an arrest to make it look like he's actually doing his job, but she doesn't want to sacrifice any of her "associates." Several other side plots are woven in, populated with characters from the sleazy side of life.
Keywords: autistic-child, black-humor, bob-dylan, controversial, crushed-to-death, electrolysis, finger-cut-off, gore, hired-assassin, independent-film
Genres:
Comedy,
Crime,
Horror,
Quotes:
Hazel Aiken: I won't have that kind of toilet talk in my kitchen.
Hazel Aiken: When your ship comes in, I'm waiting at the pier.::L.T.: Don't fall off.
Mary Aiken: [sees the dead body and drops the baby] Who did that?::Detective Hughes: [smiles] I don't know. But if you find out, you call me. You know my name, don't you?::Mary Aiken: No.::Detective Hughes: [takes address book of the counter] I'm listed.
Mary Aiken: I remember once I saw this French movie and I didn't understand it. But I liked it!
Hazel Aiken: What do you think you're doing?::Detective Hughes: Where's that address book?::Hazel Aiken: You get out of my house and go get yourself a search warrant!::Detective Hughes: A warrant? I don't need a warrant! I have a warrant in my mind for women like you! You oughta be out on 57th Street selling your pussy in front of a delicatessen! That would be big time for a dried-up piece of stale, white-bread like you! I wanna take my knife and scrape some crumbs off you and see if you're stale inside, too!::Hazel Aiken: You get out of my house, you stupid nigger!::Detective Hughes: What'd you call me? [drowns Mrs. Aiken in kitchen sink]
Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Actors:
Joe Dante (editor),
Allan Arkush (director),
Joe Dante (director),
Roger Corman (producer),
Paul Bartel (actor),
Allan Arkush (editor),
Mary Woronov (actress),
Dick Miller (actor),
Forrest J Ackerman (actor),
Allan Arkush (actor),
Charles B. Griffith (actor),
Joe Dante (actor),
Jonathan Demme (actor),
Mark Goldblatt (miscellaneous crew),
Jeff Freilich (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Joe Dante directs this story of the glamour, the glitter, the magical allure of Hollywood... and not a speck of it rubs off on Miracle Pictures, where "If it's a good picture, it's a Miracle." This is a hilarious tribute to the unsung heroes who grind out the B movies massacred by critics, but nursed fondly in the hearts of film fans everywhere.
Keywords: accidental-death, actress, agent, american-actress, attempted-rape, b-movie, bad-director, black-comedy, bra-less, bra-less-woman
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: The street where starlets are made! Shamelessly loaded with sex and violence.
Quotes:
Obnoxious Kid: Can I have your autograph?::Bobbi Quackenbush: Sure, kid. What's your name?::Obnoxious Kid: David.::Bobbi Quackenbush: OK, David. [signs paper and hands it to the kid] There you go.::Obnoxious Kid: Here's what I think of the Avengers! [tears up autograph, kicks Bobbi in the shin, and leaves]::Bobbi Quackenbush: I could sure dig meeting a better class of people.
Erich Von Leppe: Now Bobbi, this is your big moment. You have the line that sums up the entire inner meaning, the core, the essence of the entire film. Are you ready? All right. Action!::Bobbi Quackenbush: [naked, holding a machete to a naked man's throat] Now get it up or I'll cut it off!
Candy Hope: Wow, Walter, what a neat car!::Walter Paisley: Yeah, it's a Rolls Canardly.::Candy Hope: A Rolls Canardly?::Walter Paisley: Yeah, it rolls down one hill and can 'ardly get up the next.
Walter Paisley: You been in pictures?::Robby: Not recently. I don't do nudity.
Mary McQueen: You'll never be a star now, you little cunt!