Erik Bergstrom

@Erik_Bergstrom

Comedian/Illustrator. The New Yorker, MTV, my half hour airs on Comedy Central this fall, Indecision 2012, Grimmer Tales (Penguin Books). Cancer survivor.

New York, NY
Joined January 2010

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    If you can make it in New York you can make it anywhere. Except for in the woods. You’ll probably die in the woods.

  2. 9pm tonight we've got comics hosted by cum out y'all :)

  3. Tonight LIVE FROM OUTER SPACE! does his hour. Plus and myself. 9pm

  4. I know I'm my own worst enemy because I won't rest until I'm dead.

  5. My girlfriend made a joke that if we get married she'll reveal that she's been a mimic octopus this whole time and it still haunts me.

  6. Ah New York, the only city that measures time in Billy Joel concerts.

  7. I like Hillary, but I'm disturbed that it takes an animatronic pile of garbage to make her seem human.

  8. C'mon Trump, tell us how you'll grab "radical Islamic" terrorism by the pussy.

  9. Trump and Hillary's hair look like before and after pictures for conditioner.

  10. I never thought news would reach the point where I'd think of juggalos as "the good clowns".

  11. Erik Bergstrom followed , , and 6 others
  12. Is it weird that my first thought when I think about the mafia is "It must be nice to do things with friends"?

  13. On , explains that he's accomplished a lot during his time in New York.

  14. Good news! I found the abandoned TGIFriday's that I'll haunt when I die. Tator skins!

  15. . explains why he thinks Facebook has a creepy name on .

  16. Joke robot tells a sobering tale on .

    The Half Hour - Erik Bergstrom
  17. Cancer sucks and this is the Grandma of my nieces and nephews. It'd mean a lot if you took a look. Thank you <3

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