Bibliomancer Comments: Political arguments ruined the Greyhaven Thanksgiving reunion dinner. The barbarian uncle was a Trump supporter. And the Unicorn! voted Jill Stein.
Published 1983
Bibliomancer Comments: Political arguments ruined the Greyhaven Thanksgiving reunion dinner. The barbarian uncle was a Trump supporter. And the Unicorn! voted Jill Stein.
Published 1983
Good Show Sir Comments: White Wolf Publishing. Fantasy books written about white wolf people … for white wolf people … by white wolf people.
Published 1995
Raoul Comments: Ganymede’s most dangerous “god” doesn’t sound like much of a “threat” if he can be humiliated with “air quotes”
Published 1968
Bibliomancer Comments: Hey lady, next time at the gym, spend less time on the StairMaster and more time on the upper body machines!
Published 1974
Good Show Sir Comments: The hottie on the right is the mutant Mother of Blades. From the book:
“She faced him, her four calloused hands set firmly on her broad hips. Her eyes were reddened from staring into the furnace in which she heated her metal; sweat ran down her wrinkled face into the sparse gray mustache which disfigured her upper lip, and dripped onto her bare chest…” Spot on, cover artist Patrick Turner.
Published 2007
Good Show Sir Comments: You want the backpack full of food? More clothes? What about the bag with guns? No? Ok… back in time you go!
Published 1981
Many thanks to Erin!
Art Direction: Who cares about cat people! Just get a giant long haired cat on there. Someday the world will know the glory of cats doing… stuff… but until then we’ll use one to sell books.
Published 1980 (maybe)
Zycrow’s Art Direction:
“So the art director told me he needed hot air balloons and they needed to be badass. How am I going to do that?”
“Easy. Add spikes.”
“Oh, that’s good. Like how many? Three? Four?”
“All of them. All of the spikes. Oh, and a dinosaur, and some wolves. That oughta cover it.”
Published 1980
Many thanks to Zycrow!
Stevie Comments: Samuel Delaney’s Neveryona is so-over-the-top hetero soft porn. And the lead character is supposedly gay! What a bubble butt he’s got! I wish I had one of those! And what’s he doing with that giant sword, anyway?
Published 1983
Amazing! Many thanks to Stevie!
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