New York Car Guys is one of those comic ideas that's so simple and brilliant I feel stupid for not having thought of it first: two douche-goons just walking around New York talking about parked cars. But it's a good thing I didn't have the idea first, because there's no way I would have done it this well.
Watch Watch This First first, every weekday morning. Because the best way to start the day is to start it a few minutes later.
So your company was hemorrhaging money and the Board of Directors decided you weren't the man for the job anymore. Tough break. But look at it as an opportunity: an opportunity to work for Woot!
Right now, the Woot jobs page lists openings for everything from Senior Vendor Managers to Software Developers, from Director of Inventory Planning to Member Services Representative. You'll want to build your typing chops back up before you apply for that last one. You probably haven't done much typing lately, and 70 WPM is not negotiable.
We're sure you'll land on your feet, and maybe those feet will be under a desk here at Woot. One word of advice, though: during the interview, you might not want to make the claim that you "helped invent daily deals." We won't fall for that one.
Today's list of things that have been discovered to contain some percentage of horsemeat.
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and Steve Perry don't know where he'll be tomorrow. But you do, thanks to our resident all-orang seeicle Jason Toon, the star whisperer. Lean closer, now, and hark to your future…
You're adrift. Rudderless. Tossed hither and yon by forces beyond your ken. Take heart! The stars have opened their secrets to the all-seeing eye of Jason Toon, and he's here to lead you through the very specific events of the coming week…
Once again, the stars have whispered their secrets into the adept ear of our resident soothsayer, Jason Toon. What did they have to say? Read on as Jason translates for the oracularly impaired...
Peer with us now into the future… your future… the very specific future you share with hundreds of millions of people who happen to have been born during the same lunar month. Jason Toon once again exercises his gift to reveal the arcane minutiae hidden in the stars…
Our resident seer, mystic, and astrologer Jason Toon once again opens his oracular orifice and pushes out these highly refined visions of what the week holds in store for you. It's the horoscope that would rather be specific than merely correct!...
What does this week hold in store for you? If you're looking for broadside bromides about chasing your dreams, there are a million phony fortune-tellers out there. But our resident augurer Jason Toon puts the "clarity" in "clairvoyanty". If you are prepared to peer into your future, read on for horoscopes so specific, they're literally unbelievable…
You can tell a sham astrologer by the vague one-size-fits-all generalities they dispense. One who can actually read the stars will be far more interested in being specific than in merely being right. Our own Jason Toon is the seer who won't cop out. Forget the hazy visions of the astro-phonies - Jason says the sooths you can use.
