Dead in 5 Heartbeats (2013)

Actors: Dan Haggerty (actor), Will Leon (actor), Michael Harrelson (actor), Lee Ann Cone (miscellaneous crew), Pat Kaye (actress), Kevin Wayne (actor), Kevin Wayne (producer), William 'Bill' Connor (actor), Roze (actor), Jason Sallee (producer), Kasim Aslam (actor), Michael Hanelin (actor), Bob Rubin (actor), Jeff Santo (writer), Jeff Santo (producer),

Plot: Adapted from the successful novel, Dead in 5 Heartbeats, by Ralph "Sonny" Barger with Keith and Kent Zimmerman. The story follows the Infidelz MC's former President, Patch Kinkade, who has left his personal demons behind for the calm of desert life. When war erupts between his brothers he left behind and the rival Hooligans, Patch rides back into town to either make peace or do battle.

Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Everybody's A Tough Guy, Until You Meet One

Quotes:

Patch Kinkade: Oh, really? I'm gonna do what YOU tell me to do?

The Evolution of Andrew Andrews (2012)

Actors: Braxton Davis (actor), Maz Siam (actor), Liz Bauer (actress), Will Klipstine (producer), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (editor), Will Klipstine (actor), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (director), Owen Robinson (actor), Conroe Brooks (actor), Jamie Bozian (actor), Amy Mills (producer), Amy Mills (writer), Amy Mills (actress),

Plot: 30-year-old Andrew Andrews has never had a friend, unless a 3 foot rubber alien doll counts. In his quest to be a somebody, this clueless "man child" ruins a full length feature film in one morning. When his studio mogul father exiles him from his cushy womb, Andrew must fend for himself for the first time in his life. Is it too late for Andrew to learn how to make friends, make money and even make love? Or are some grown-ups children forever? This heartwarming, oddball comedy takes you through the pains of "growing up" one laugh at a time.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Some awaken their inner child. Others need to put it to sleep.

Wrong Side of Town (2010)

Actors: Mike Groner (miscellaneous crew), Edrick Browne (actor), Stormy Daniels (actress), Louis Herthum (actor), Scott L. Schwartz (actor), Rob Van Dam (actor), Ja Rule (actor), Nelson Frazier Jr. (actor), Dave Bautista (actor), Jason Hewitt (producer), Lara Grice (actress), Sam Medina (actor), Tom Lewis (miscellaneous crew), Carsten H.W. Lorenz (producer), Carsten H.W. Lorenz (actor),

Plot: Ex-Navy Seal Bobby Kalinowski lives a quiet, peaceful life as a landscape architect in an LA suburb with his wife Dawn and 16 year old daughter Brianna. Tonight they are invited out for an evening on the town by new neighbors clay and Elise Freeman to a happening club downtown. Little did they know that this would be the start of a life or death ordeal for the group. While at the club, Dawn is accosted by one of the club owners, Ethan Bordas. When Bobby intervenes and accidentally kills Ethan defending his wife, his enraged older brother, Seth, puts a one hundred thousand dollar bounty on his head. Now Bobby must escape LA while being pursued by every criminal, wise guy and thug in the city. Bobby decides to separate from his wife and neighbors and revert to his Navy Seal training to survive. To complicate matters, Seth has a corrupt police sergeant preventing Bobby from getting any help from the law! However, they all underestimate the fighting skills and abilities of Bobby Kalinowski who battles through an army of thugs to finally make it back home. But, relentless, Seth doesn't stop there. He targets Bobby's family next and kidnaps his daughter. His plan is successful and he lures Bobby to his seedy warehouse complex for the final showdown.

Keywords: architect, bounty, f-word, former-navy-sea-air-and-land-force, kidnapping, landscape-architect, los-angeles-california, nightclub-owner, revenge, self-defense
Genres: Action, Crime,

Quotes:

Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.

Big Ronnie: Let him go.::Razor: What? Fuck is wrong with you, man?::Big Ronnie: I said I changed my mind, let him go!::Razor: He's worth a hundred fuckin' thousand dollars, I'm takin' him in!::Big Ronnie: Am I not speaking English?::Razor: I don't care what you speaking, you big goofy motherfucker. I said I'm takin' him in...::Big Ronnie: [draws a gun and blows Razor's head off]

Aegri Somnia (2008)

Actors: James Rewucki (producer), Tyhr Trubiak (actor), James Rewucki (editor), James Rewucki (director), James Rewucki (writer), Warren Louis Wiltshire (actor), Ashley Hirt (actress), Colin Musulak (actor), Colin Musulak (producer), Ward Massner (actor), Daryl Dorge (actor), David Dick (actor), Dead Air Animal (composer), Meghan Duffy (actress), Warren Ellis (actor),

Plot: Edgar is living in the shadow of his wife's sudden death. Haunted by vivid hallucinations and a faceless city threatening to swallow him whole, Edgar's world begins to unravel as his nightmares become a reality and Edgar is left with a choice: prison or paradise.

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: The wound will relieve the pressure.

Bamboozled (2000)

Actors: Chris Rock (actor), O.J. Simpson (actor), Michael Rapaport (actor), Arthur J. Nascarella (actor), Tracy Morgan (actor), George Siegmann (actor), Coati Mundi (actor), Paul Mooney (actor), Tommy Davidson (actor), Tommy Davidson (actor), Mos Def (actor), Matthew Modine (actor), Bill Clinton (actor), David Wain (actor), Al Sharpton (actor),

Plot: Dark, biting satire of the television industry, focusing on an Ivy-League educated black writer at a major network. Frustrated that his ideas for a "Cosby Show"-esque take on the black family has been rejected by network brass, he devises an outlandish scheme: reviving the minstrel show. The hook: instead of white actors in black face, the show stars black actors in even blacker face. The show becomes an instant smash, but with the success also comes repercussions for all involved.

Keywords: 1960-olympics, abduction, actor, advertisement, africa, african-american, african-american-stereotype, african-american-studies, afro, alabama
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Music,
Taglines: Starring the great negroe actors

Quotes:

Pierre Delacroix: Feed the idiot box. Feed the idiot box.

Dunwitty: Sorry I'm late. I had trouble catching a cab.::Pierre Delacroix: Perhaps they thought you were Danny Glover.

Pierre Delacroix: I don't want to have anything to do, with anything black, for at least a week

Womack: You ain't seen no niggers on the fiddle. No niggers on the fiddle like this. You ain't seen no niggers on the fiddle no niggers on the fiddle like this.

Honeycutt: Niggas is a beautiful thang.

Sloan Hopkins: I want you to look at this shit. Look to what you contributed to!

Pierre Delacroix: As I bled to death, as my very life oozed out of me, all I could think of was something the great Negro James Baldwin had written. "People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become, and they pay for it, very simply, by the lives they lead."

Pierre Delacroix: The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone. Myself. Me. Moi.

Myrna Goldfarb: I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.::Pierre Delacroix: So you fucked a nigger in college.

Pierre Delacroix: Yes continue, great niggerologist.

Skateboard Sliders (1999)

Actors: Joey Verducci (actor), Paul Morgan (actor), Johnny Thrust (actor), J.T. Sloan (actor), Dino Phillips (miscellaneous crew), Dino Phillips (actor), Phil St. John (director), Phil St. John (producer), Phil St. John (writer), Richie Fine (actor), Chris Young (actor), Tommy Saxx (actor), Zachary Scott (actor), Mike Cesar (miscellaneous crew), Bobby Golden (actor),

Genres: Adult,

Cutthroat Island (1995)

Actors: Mario Kassar (producer), John Debney (composer), Harris Yulin (actor), Renny Harlin (producer), Geena Davis (actress), Patrick Malahide (actor), Maury Chaykin (actor), Simon Atherton (actor), Mark Vasconcellos (actor), Matthew Modine (actor), Rex Linn (actor), Frank Langella (actor), Renny Harlin (actor), Renny Harlin (director), Enrico Sabbatini (costume designer),

Plot: Morgan Adams and her slave, William Shaw, are on a quest to recover the three portions of a treasure map. Unfortunately, the final portion is held by her murderous uncle, Dawg. Her crew is skeptical of her leadership abilities, so she must complete her quest before they mutiny against her. This is made yet more difficult by the efforts of the British crown to end her piratical raids.

Keywords: 1660s, action-heroine, adventurer, adventuress, alcohol, bar-brawl, bar-fight, bar-shootout, battle, box-office-flop
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Romance,
Taglines: The Course Has Been Set. There Is No Turning Back. Prepare Your Weapons. Summon Your Courage. Discover the Adventure of a Lifetime!

Quotes:

Morgan: They're backwards.::William: I assure you ma'am, they're normal in every respect.

William: Congratulations, madam. There's another town you've destroyed.

Morgan: Stop your chatter and say something Latin-ish.

Dawg: [watching Morgan and Shaw falling into the ocean] Love. Who can explain it?

Pirate: We can't leave yet, Captain. We haven't put enough food on board.::Dawg Brown: We need less mouths.::[Shoots Pirate]

Dawg: I love this. [arms extended into air] I love it!

Morgan: Give me the map.::William: Give me... a kiss first.

Dawg: You plannin' to fight me with that little stick?::Morgan: No, Uncle. With this!::[Morgan reveals a loaded cannon and lights it, aiming it at Dawg]::Morgan: Bad Dawg!

William Shaw: [after catching Morgan hanging from a rope] I wish I'd never learned Latin.

Morgan: [about the Lieutenant's gun] By the way, that won't work. See, I took your balls.

Cyber-C.H.I.C. (1990)

Actors: Phil Proctor (actor), Julie Newmar (actress), Jack Carter (actor), Burt Ward (actor), Lyle Waggoner (actor), Kathy Shower (actress), Kathy Shower (producer), Kip King (actor), Ed Hansen (writer), Ed Hansen (director), Paul Rohrer (actor), Jeffrey Mandel (director), Jeffrey Mandel (writer), Shanna Lynn (actress), Peter Johnson (actor),

Plot: Dr. Von Colon has just put the finishing touches on his most amazing creation: Robo-C.H.I.C., a crime-fighting robot built in the shape of a Playboy Playmate. Her invention comes just in time, as a disgruntled engineer has built a set of atomic bombs and plans to set them all off if his demands are not met. Adding to the confusion are a pimp and a motorcycle gang who decide to kidnap the bomber for their own purposes.

Keywords: cyborg, drugs, independent-film, robot
Genres: Action, Comedy,

Nightmare Beach (1989)

Actors: Paul Gleason (actor), John Saxon (actor), Umberto Lenzi (writer), Michael Parks (actor), Umberto Lenzi (writer), Claudio Simonetti (composer), Lance LeGault (actor), Umberto Lenzi (director), Kathy Pefferkorn (actress), William J. Immerman (producer), Jay Amor (actor), Josi W. Konski (producer), Lisa Vidal (actress), Sarah Buxton (actress), Dan Fitzgerald (actor),

Plot: Diablo is a biker gang leader executed for the murder of a young woman. A year after his death, it's time for Spring Break. Football players Skip and Ronnie head to the beach, where Skip meets Gail, the sister of the woman who was murdered a year ago. All the fun and glory of Spring Break, however, is about to turn into a living nightmare when a mysterious person in a biker outfit begins to kill people by electrocution. Could it be that Diablo has returned from the dead?

Keywords: ambulance, bare-breasts, bartender, bathing-suit, beach, beer, biker, bikini, bra, breaking-and-entering
Genres: Horror,

Slipping Into Darkness (1988)

Actors: Don Schain (producer), Jonathan D. Krane (producer), Vyto Ruginis (actor), Lydia Dean Pilcher (producer), Michael Hendrickson (miscellaneous crew), John D'Aquino (actor), Michelle Johnson (actress), David Sherrill (actor), Adam Roarke (actor), Barbara Pokras (editor), Daniel Selby (actor), Robin Katz (editor), Dani Eslin (miscellaneous crew), Neill Barry (actor), J. Ellen Evans (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Kicks just keep getting harder to find.