'Sandra Bernhard' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Bernhard, Sandra Filmography

• Play in Full Screen The Ellen and Ted Show

  2014, role: actress , character name: Phyllis
• Play in Full Screen Lovin' Brooklyn

  2014, role: actress , character name: Delores
• Play in Full Screen Diving Normal

  2013, role: actress , character name: Carmella
• Play in Full Screen Smear Campaign: @LizzWinstead's #Tour4PP

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Why We Laugh: Funny Women

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Beauty

  2011, role: actress , character name: Joan
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Undefeated

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Glass Heels

  2011, role: actress , character name: Lorraine
• Play in Full Screen See You in September

  2010, role: actress , character name: Charlotte
• Play in Full Screen Beauty: The Feature

  2010, role: actress , character name: Joan
• Play in Full Screen Lez Chat

  2010, role: actress , character name: Folk Music Lover
• Play in Full Screen Ode: The Movie

  2010, role: actress , character name: Psychic Gypsy
• Play in Full Screen Dare

  2009, role: actress , character name: Dr. Serena Mohr
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Samson and Delilah

  2008, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen Every Little Step

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The World's Greatest Comedy Characters

  2007, role: actress , character name: Nancy Bartlett
• Play in Full Screen Reflections on Paul Mooney

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The World's Greatest Comedy Characters

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Paul Mooney: Jesus Is Black - So Was Cleopatra - Know Your History

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Legends: Rodney Dangerfield

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Twenty Dollar Drinks

  2006, role: actress , character name: Star
• Play in Full Screen Live from the Ladies Room: The WE Awards Night Bathroom Break Party

  2005, role: actress , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Inside TV Land: Tickled Pink

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Searching for Bobby D

  2005, role: actress , character name: Sherri Dansen
• Play in Full Screen Nick at Nite's Search for the Funniest Mom in America

  2005, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Silver Lake

  2004, role: actress , character name: Sheila Fontana
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself #97
• Play in Full Screen The N Word

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Easter Egg Adventure

  2004, role: actress , character name: Claralyne Cluck
• Play in Full Screen AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Robert De Niro

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Totally Gay!

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Heroes of Jewish Comedy

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Third Date

  2003, role: actress , character name: Ola
• Play in Full Screen Stormy Weather: The Music of Harold Arlen

  2002, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen A Shot at the Top: The Making of 'The King of Comedy'

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - 'Masha'
• Play in Full Screen Liza and David

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Proud Voices

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Sandra Bernhard Experience

  2001, role: actress , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Zoolander

  2001, role: actress , character name: Sandra Bernhard
• Play in Full Screen The Sandra Bernhard Experience

  2001, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Sandra Bernhard: Giving Them Lip

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Dinner Rush

  2000, role: actress , character name: Jennifer Freely
• Play in Full Screen Playing Mona Lisa

  2000, role: actress , character name: Bibi Carlson
• Play in Full Screen One Hell of a Guy

  2000, role: actress , character name: God
• Play in Full Screen Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It!

  1999, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It!

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Hercules: Zero to Hero

  1999, role: actress , character name: Cassandra

Famous quotes by Sandra Bernhard:

"Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. I'm so glad she's back and more compassionate than ever, ... That's right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. 'Oh, dear lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.'"

"I think everybody is covering their posteriors with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt."

"If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968."

"Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being."

"On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy."

"A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive."

"Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth."

"When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself."

"Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out."

"At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore."

"I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct."

"Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty."

"There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed."

"I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming."

"There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing."

"I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position."

"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."

"I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all."

"The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs."

"I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved."

Sandra Bernhard