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Dare I even ask what horrors are behind that door?
It's where I keep my warning signs, all right?
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I'm thankful. Thank you.
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"Working is for chumps."
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Personally I would look on the bright side of this tragic situation and look forward to forgetting I was in the female Ghostbusters because that movie sucked
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Chris Hemsworth will be taking a break from acting after learning he has a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s.
His makeup includes two copies of the gene APOE4, which studies have linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer’s disease.
(Source: vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022)
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When the glitches are almost as good or better than the corruptions, you know a game is special (and unfinished).
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Pokémon Unaffected By ‘Attract’ Spends Turn Questioning Sexual Identity
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Me trying to understand other social media sites
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We could always go back to MySpace.
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I humbly thank you. Now stream “Little Demon”on Hulu this holiday season. Not for kids..,only adult Jabronies and whore wives!
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🎶We're talkin' softball...🎶
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Put it all on 41. I've got a feeling about that number.
The wheel only goes to 36.
Okay, put it all on 36. I've got a feeling about that number.
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Danny DeVito Reveals ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Creators Pranked Him by Writing Fake Episode bit.ly/3pOzdck
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Happy 70th Birthday to the one and only Shigeru Miyamoto!
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"Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?"
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And so I ask you this one question: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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"My dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac!"
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What a terrible waste…
Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films... as Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass... and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.
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Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’
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The giant stingray from the Mekong River can grow to 4 metres in length!
(Photo Zeb Hogan)
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Bart, are you ready for your history test?
- You bet, mom. Ask me anything.
Okay. Who was George Washington Carver?
Umm… the guy who chopped up George Washington?
- - Really? Wow.
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It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house.
Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find.
#TheSimpsons #HomerattheBat
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Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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A lot of folks have asked about how you'll be able to distinguish between @TwitterBlue subscribers with blue checkmarks and accounts that are verified as official, which is why we’re introducing the “Official" label to select accounts when we launch.
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